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snowbairdd

She's just upset because the fish on her plate is the only kind she can eat.

BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER (1999) dir. Jamie Babbit

badassdemonsword

hotbully

tatzelplaysvideogames

glumshoe

someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.

glumshoe

I think the exterior of the house is asbestos siding which apparently hides bullet holes really well.

There’s also a dent on the opposite wall where the bullet bounced off, and it looks like it had a really bizarre trajectory. Anyway, the neighbors say it was from a car chase where bullets went flying everywhere, so I’m not actually worried beyond “wow hope that doesn’t happen near me again”.

mythopoetry

This is the most American post I have ever seen

glumshoe

“someone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chase” yeah fair

punky-rooster

fiendir

cheaphalloweencostume

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!