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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
YOU ARE THE REASON
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occasionally subtle
The Bowery Presents
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I truly sacrificed to create this ridiculous mug. biting clay is a bad sensory experience 😔 who would have guessed
I’m tempted not to glaze the bite marks so it looks like it was bitten through the glaze lmao
I showed this to my husband and he said he wants four mugs like this in various states of eaten, so he can swap when no one’s looking and make it look like he’s actually eating it.
“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
comedians can only dream of writing something this funny
omg you people can do anything
every time i see this image it makes me happy
or this one
Alright i'll never complain about anything my neighbors do ever again
look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons
whatever. go my scallops
last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops
every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year
Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"
everyone envies me for my Mateo Point
stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.
everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius
boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki
read this post and this is all i can ever imagine from it
official linguistics post
Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures
oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in
it’s because of the curse
tumblr needs to stop calling me out
how it all feels lately
We're ready to climb into the new year with Cairn!
Happy holidays from all of us at The Game Bakers. ❤️
Hope climbot visited and dropped some chalk in your stockings! ❄️🏔️