Steph

My little corner on the internet to escape the world - Posts are anything that make me smile - anime side blog /theartisticalchemist

[crow-coven]

tumblr is my scrapbook, i find something pretty i want to look at later and i glue it to a page . like yesssss you are my little memory forever to look at lovingly

[narutwitter]

[crystallizedtwilight]

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

[biocrafthero]

Babe are you okay? You reblogged crystallizedtwilight’s Strangers that live with me forever. again

[hawkeyedflame]

touching grass isn't enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

[o-lanterns]

the cupcake is such a beautiful idea. oh a little cake you can hold in your hand? and decorated so cutely no less? how delightful!

but the reality of eating a cupcake is the most undignified process there's really no winning. you can lick the icing off or you can try to get a bite off the whole side of it which compromises the integrity of the whole structure crumbling the icing is all over your mouth and nose and forehead at the end of it desperately surping and sucking at the clumps stuck to the wrapper which doesn't even succeed in keeping it from getting all over your hands just total wild animal experience

[wheeloffortune-design]

i'm morally against time travel, but i really need scientists to figure out how to time freeze. not generally, just like, in a box. so i can store my vegetables without fear of losing them. please, scientists, i have executive dysfunction and my fridge is not enough to cover the time where i manage to get groceries and the time i manage to cook. i need you to break the laws of time and space because i can't lose another brocoli.

[sandersstudies]

I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.

[sandersstudies]

I actually have a preference BUT it’s mild and if my choice is going to cause you inconvenience then my preference is inconsequential, y’know?

[hawkeyedflame]

touching grass isn't enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars

[leahberman]

out of the blue

instagram - twitter - website

[emosad420]

[iwantsweetrevenge]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

[catasters]

[pukicho]

I really love the r/volcanoes subreddit because most of the posts are just people going "what if a Volcano exploded right now?" "What if twenty fucking Volcanoes exploded near you right now?"

[pukicho]

[runesinthenight]

Official response from a geologist

1: It would be bad

2: You can but only once

[brainrotdotorg]

“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

[ironmordis]

Sketch is done ✨

[it-is-only-a-novel-deactivated2]

Reminder to self:

[ramshacklefey]

What do you mean?? I took one whole day off! Why am I not immediately recovered from years of barely scraping by at subsistence level???