👽

Play video games with me. Also come laugh at memes. Gay.

[mioxenoblade]

🍜🍥🍜

[ghost-mantis]

[tiktokarchive]

[hoenn-spired]

The duality of man

[elderly-worm]

As stated before, all of these have the same energy, but now I see that the energy they have... is this dog.

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[yiankut-ku-retired-deactivated2]

@seiryyu

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[nuggsmum]

[that-crazy-australian]

It's Saturday! And I'm not dead! Rejoice!

[javajulien-deactivated20220825]

Given the leaks turned confirmation of the power change for Kamala Khan in the upcoming Disney+ show, I figured I'd gift this to my Kamala Khan fam upset with the changes being done to Kamala's origins.

Been watching the discussion from the side and I can't help but notice how quick people are dismiss legitimate concerns with all these changes and frankly it's annoying.

[ubernegro]

I am afraid to ask but what they change about her powers?

[javajulien-deactivated20220825]

It's been confirmed that rather than the elasticity powers she has in the comics, the show is going to change it to Kamala being able to making Energy Constructs:

This coincides with an earlier leak/rumor which revealed that not only would Kamala's powers be changed, but the actual source of the powers would also be completely changed. Rather than being turned into an Inhuman through the terrigen mist, Kamala would instead find a family amulet that gives her "Djinn" powers.

[ubernegro]

…that’s racist

[ubernegro]

There is so many things wrong with this because like there is this lack of awareness. Correct me if I am wrong, but aren’t Jinn considered demons in the Koran? And the idea that they mix and matched Kamala with her actual fucking sidekick Amulet is baffling.

What’s described is literally his power and it comes from a family heirloom. And before you say, “how come that’s not racist but when Kamala does it, it is?” Because what Fadi aka Amulet does is explicitly noted that his power is considered taboo in his culture.

But that’s not Kamala’s story.

This is like absurd.

[funnefatale]

There's also the fact that Kamala having a power change means that she cannot morph into Carol in her origin story. Which means her entire arc about realizing that she does not need to be some white, blonde haired, blue-eyed woman to be a hero. Her entire story of self-acceptance and overcoming internalized racism is gone.

Kamala is having a power change and it's likely being done so that she can match and/or better compliment Carol, because Kamala's very specially not pretty looking polymorph powers don't vibe with the white woman aesthetics. It's not just a change in her power set, it's a fundamental change in her origin and who she is as a character. And this change to the Pakistani-Muslim's character is being done to better center a white woman who is the current poster child for USAF in cinema.

Fuck, and I mean this with all my heart, the MCU.

[cookingwithroxy]

This is entirely indefensible. And you want to know the dumb thing that's going to also happen?

People are going to now start calling Kamala a Green Lantern rip-off.

Because that's what they made her into.

[afterthesemessagesberightback]

Yeah, fuck the MCU.

[dashaibo]

Pet peeve, but I hate how MCU adds all those absolutely unnecessary tacticool details to the costumes, her costume is great as is, leave it alone

[the-x-button]

Isn't the whole deal with her costume in the comics that its simple stuff made from clothes she had just lying around that she made some slight changes to, because she's some cosplaying fanfic-writing fangirl

Its honestly bizarre to do this to plain clothes costumes and it just shows a lack of understanding of what makes these costumes work

Like imagine if dc did this to static

Whenever we get that live action static movie or show or whatever, they're probably gonna base it on this costume and try to "modernize" it by grossly overdetailing it with crap that just doesn't fit the aesthetic its trying to adapt. Cringe lines, patches of weirdly textured areas scattered throughout the suit, armored areas in spots that don't need them, until you can barely recognize the look

This has been my problem with live action (and video game) superhero adaptions for the past decade or so and its driving me insane

[gaygalore]

“You see that hole? A candle doesn’t go in there. It’s a jack-off-lantern.”

Ryan Bones for Say Uncle, 2020

[eldencockring]

[holleywoodsigns]

[raychjackson]

Say it ain’t so!!

[perceptur]

[hitmewithcute]

Am I the good boy? Really??

[lloonlloon]

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[foxyclock]

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

[1o9]

[evilscientist3]

They’re in a band together

[cipheramnesia]

Toots, Tinkles, and the Almighty Funk Engine

[ninjapancake314]

Ladies and gentlemen! Give it up for Toots, Tinkles, and the Almighty FUNK ENGINE!!

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

[oppa-homeless-style]

call that a freshlight

[ramenfuneral]

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

[verygayandverytired]

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT: Confuse those wine snobs by *hearing* the wine

[zombiebiologist]

so i told my mom about this post before she and my dad went on a trip to napa, and she was delighted to try this out

and apparently, when she straight-faced, lifted her glass of chardonnay to her ear and swirled it, she baffled the other winery-goers so much that they all instinctively did exactly the same thing. that sort of crowd-think, that you aren’t quite sure what’s right but you’ll be damned if you’re mistaken for the plebian that you are

but watching that was enough for my mom to lose her composure, laugh so hard she cried, and spill the entire glass all over herself, in the process getting kicked out of the winery

so long story short do this at your own risk

[dkpsyhog]

Remember that thing where they got wine snobs to describe two different wines and they all had very strong opinions about their characteristics and which one was better and then it turned out they were both the same wine

[cybergata]

[retarde]

i would pay 100 trillion dollars for this cat

[bedpissercastiel]

is this not a goat?

[bedpissercastiel]

no seriously is this a cat or a goat i cannot tell

[pawcakes]

its okay to be a stupid bitch with no career aspirations … embrace it

[arirna]

[happilyshanghaied]

Omg the ride I just went on

[underthenerdhood]

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

[peterdrabbit]

So chivalry IS dead?!

[underthenerdhood]

you win best response to this post 

[lover-suggest]

maybe i pspspspsp’ed at you because i love you. did you think of that? huh?