[gothhabiba]

before making a joke, be sure to ask yourself: is this O.K. to say?

Only funny to me Kind of mean

[achillesinhighheels]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[slut-jpeg]

snoopy image of the day

[ratcity]

this is literally Happening to me

[inmyglory]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[cosmicanger]

70's George Nelson Irving Harper Eyeball Desk Clock by Howard Miller

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[akashicrecord]

My 5 year plan is to keep buying $8 frozen coffees until I die of preventable illness

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[sparvverius]

can't stop thinking about how "dark and gritty treasure island prequel" sounds like the premise to the worst show ever aired but it's literally good. goes to show that nothing is for certain in this life

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[charitydingle]

Arsenic and Old Lace 1944, dir. Frank Capra