what the fuck

Hey cuties, I'm Santi and this is the only good blog there is. ily.

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[zamosvelour-blog]

me, logically: it’s never gonna happen the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did

[peachyemo]

[bpdtorchic-archived]

someone: why do u joke about dying so much

me: because they’re not jokes, i’m literally always suicidal and my life isn’t worth living

someone: …………..

me: *finger guns*

[micdotcom]

People are dragging Miss Teen USA 2016 Karlie Hay for using the n-word a lot on Twitter

The 18-year-old Hay, who was formerly Miss Texas Teen USA, won the top crown Saturday at the Miss Teen USA pageant in Las Vegas. But before the clock had even struck midnight on her reign, angry Twitter users had already begun dredging up transgressions from her past. Among the disgruntled was former a Miss Teen USA.

[sakuraa]

adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!

[mrcheyl]

[jehovahhthickness]

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

[amemoryofkaye]

Claiming it.

[clatchetuniversity]

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

[muvadiam]

11:11am on the receipt.

[amethystafrodite]

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

[honeychaigoddess]

That’s what I’m saying

[stanleighhh]

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

[frankpagmanua-deactivated201712]

Doesn’t hurt to try.

[geeenohh]

^

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via heimann)

[gideonseymours]

miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry

if you just talked to each other but no

[squirrelstone]

on the one hand i agree with this but on the other hand one of my coworkers rented an alpaca from a petting zoo and brought it to work because my boss said she wanted an alpaca sweater but the guy didn’t hear her say sweater and didn’t want to upset her by asking why the fuck she’d want an alpaca

[libraryoftheancients]

I think that highlights a good genre difference: miscommunication in drama is frustrating, overused, and just kinda shit. Miscommunication in comedy is fucking hilarious.

[dajo42]

were a lot more stars visible to the dinosaurs because there was no light pollution? did they like the stars? did they know what they were or did they not care because they were busy being dinosaurs

[stevespookjobs]

me creating an OC five years ago: i have to make this character as different from myself as i can, or they'll be self-insert mary sue trash. they have to be my complete polar opposite. i will have no idea how to characterize them, but they must not share any traits with me whatsoever

me creating an OC now: and YOU get my social anxiety, and YOU get my fear of intimacy, and YOU get my inability to admit when i've made a mistake, and YOU are basically just me in a hat,

[5kalabaw5]

the sunset made the water look so pretty

[raja-gemini]

literally the most random moment of drag race herstery ever minus when tyra sanchez won

[sunsuhage]

the most comforting words a father can say

[witharmswideopen95-deactivated2]

look at the fucking dog

[420-666-deactivated20141003]

I’m crying again

[naprasno]

[afrocosm-deactivated20231121]

BRUH

[greyhyms-deactivated20220506]

why are 90% of urls attached to popular text posts deactivated?  is someone picking them off, assassin style, or have these users won their freedom from this website, gladiator style