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[humperxhumper]

those other guys are just roleplaying. i'm a real freak. i don't trust tapwater. i'm inbred. smoking me out is like trying to smoke out a warehouse. i get drunk off of 2 beers. i'm scared of Walmart. ever had real freak before? you will immediately feel the difference. the ride is smoother, the controls are more responsive. you've been driving shopping carts until now. are you in the right headspace to hear some shit like "batter up!" before you get fucked? i'm 5 foot 6. i don't have insurance. i'm trying to move to your state before we even enter the talking phase. i'll get a passport to fuck. you think you can have it all with a genuine freak? have it writ upon thy meagre grave. i escaped from a lab where scientists work round the clock creating artificial life- genetically bioengineered to drive your pussy insane. ready for a real freak? once you've seen the stroke you can never go back. my ears ring 24/7. all i do is train. spending a night with me is like spending a night doing the super mario 64 speedrun stair glitch. send me an email.

[woundedxwolf]

[gingertomcat]

THIS SHIT AINT NOTHIN TO ME MAN

[slab-o-meat]

this is my favorite pop team epic

[inganikki]

I want to write about the lore regarding the guy in the third panel:

You guys are right that the guy eating food IS the dad from Crayon Shin-Chan. There is an official spin-off that is a gourmet manga starring Shin-Chan’s dad.

The silent man in the third panel is a reference to a certain artist on Pixiv who became a meme because he kept posting gay fanart of himself together with Shin-Chan’s dad, titled “Hiroshi Nohara and me”. Sadly it seems like his account is deleted now.

Anyways that’s the lore! The more you know!

[peppapigvevo]

I deadass don’t know how to respond

[stephengillette]

Eucalyptus Bark : : June 27, California

[stupidestasshole]

Please stop using bugs to control reality

you are evil because you are weak

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[sparrowlucero]

i wish skinamarink was a bit more than it is but i do really appreciate how it feels like someone taped a dream. not in the normal 'this film feels dreamy' way but the exact graininess, circular, repetitive scenes, and difficult to discern faces/voices dreams often have

[couldtheycatchkira]

Choose a haircut for Kira.

Butch Cut

Frosted Tips

Bob with the Bang

Tonsure

Voting ended onMay 26

[couldtheybekira]

I swear to god if he keeps asking me these fucking stupid polls I'm just going to kill him manually. Now, I think I'll say frosted tips, since... no, he's not asking what Kira would choose, he's asking what I would choose for Kira. Right? And obviously I'd rather confess to being Kira than have to, eugh, ask for clarification. Okay, think... got it.

"You are completely out of leads, aren't you."

[bunnycuddling]

ad for heaven #184

[straightboyfriend]

mr beast,,,

[gameraboy2]

Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

[kieradoe]

[unalivejournal]

[angelicguy]

yeah he was cool man we used to make him take bigger dabs than he was comfortable with saying dont worry dude we have a cold soda waiting for you go go go and his eyes would be watering and shit looked like he was gonna throw up and shit and then we'd both go NO SODA!! NO SODA!! and hit him on the back and chase him around. yeah I had no idea about that, how'd he die?

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Bro was THIS close to calling air bud a slur

[tastylemonbread]

[steorn]

I like that english speakers can say anything with a "y" and it's understood as an affirmative. yep. yurp. yee. ya. yurr. yay

[steorn]

my niece just sent my own dang post to me being read out on youtube shorts

[mildredistired]

Genuinely can't think of a more humiliating thing than your shitty chud father publicly telling the world about your various faux pas' like its a funny story about his toddler and not his 20 year old son to an audience of 1.1 million people.

[mildredistired]

my wonderful baby boy Hans Hyperborea just unronically ordered a cheeseburger #epic

[were--ralph]

im not a furry but recently ive been thinking about what if there was a global outbreak of a virus that transforms you into your fursona? so i made one just in case. not because im a furry (im not) but just ouf of safety if i need one in a pinch. he's very cute and fluffy btw

No yeah that makes sense like you always have to be prepared