[ulan-bator]

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[stupidestasshole]

Please stop using bugs to control reality

you are evil because you are weak

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[sparrowlucero]

i wish skinamarink was a bit more than it is but i do really appreciate how it feels like someone taped a dream. not in the normal 'this film feels dreamy' way but the exact graininess, circular, repetitive scenes, and difficult to discern faces/voices dreams often have

[couldtheycatchkira]

Choose a haircut for Kira.

Butch Cut

Frosted Tips

Bob with the Bang

Tonsure

Voting ended onMay 26

[couldtheybekira]

I swear to god if he keeps asking me these fucking stupid polls I'm just going to kill him manually. Now, I think I'll say frosted tips, since... no, he's not asking what Kira would choose, he's asking what I would choose for Kira. Right? And obviously I'd rather confess to being Kira than have to, eugh, ask for clarification. Okay, think... got it.

"You are completely out of leads, aren't you."

[bunnycuddling]

ad for heaven #184

[straightboyfriend]

mr beast,,,

[gameraboy2]

Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

[kieradoe]

[unalivejournal]

[angelicguy]

yeah he was cool man we used to make him take bigger dabs than he was comfortable with saying dont worry dude we have a cold soda waiting for you go go go and his eyes would be watering and shit looked like he was gonna throw up and shit and then we'd both go NO SODA!! NO SODA!! and hit him on the back and chase him around. yeah I had no idea about that, how'd he die?

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Bro was THIS close to calling air bud a slur

[tastylemonbread]

[steorn]

I like that english speakers can say anything with a "y" and it's understood as an affirmative. yep. yurp. yee. ya. yurr. yay

[steorn]

my niece just sent my own dang post to me being read out on youtube shorts

[mildredistired]

Genuinely can't think of a more humiliating thing than your shitty chud father publicly telling the world about your various faux pas' like its a funny story about his toddler and not his 20 year old son to an audience of 1.1 million people.

[mildredistired]

my wonderful baby boy Hans Hyperborea just unronically ordered a cheeseburger #epic

[were--ralph]

im not a furry but recently ive been thinking about what if there was a global outbreak of a virus that transforms you into your fursona? so i made one just in case. not because im a furry (im not) but just ouf of safety if i need one in a pinch. he's very cute and fluffy btw

No yeah that makes sense like you always have to be prepared

[heneryque]

3 swords

[mercuwry]

One Piece S02E03 - Whisky Business.

[littleguysdaily]

[spankymerve]

I refuse to believe that this guy has bones.

[littleguysdaily]

Face the Facts. This guy has bones up the wazoo.