I Will Burn This Flame

Book and Writing and Fandom and Everything In Between blog because I have nothing better to do. (((I don't even know what this blog is anymore....)))

[slavicafire]

I don’t dress for men, I dress for ancient growling gods and women

[basilton-tyrannus]

baz: *minding his own business*

simon:

[chasertiff-deactivated20190402]

Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.

Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.

He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.

No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”

Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.

And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back

But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.

He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.

Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.

In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.

Now when he finally does get free–

He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.

Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.

NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.

Gate closing?

who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.

Lighting hitting rocks around me?

NBD BRO

Giant forest of thorns?

Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.

Giant dragon of hell?

CHARGE HEAD ON.

Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.

Just smack that bitch on the nose.

Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?

Calm down guys, I got this.

I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.

And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.

Lose the shield off the cliff?

JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.

Just chuck it. Straight through.

Then jump out of the way…

And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.

Get the horse.

Get the girl.

EXPLAIN NOTHING.

that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.

Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.

[teacupsandtimelords]

I 1,000% never thought of it from this point of view before and am now screaming Too Hot, Hot Damn, Made that dragon wanna retire man.

[thorneofbriar]

“EXPLAIN NOTHING”

[nomattertheoceans]

I’ve literally never watched Sleeping Beauty but now I’m seriously considering it!!

[bob-belcher]

Watch out for children!

[bax16]

[stay-off-the-hook]

くコ: 彡 くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡

Reblog those rainbow gay squids and something good will happen to you

[997]

u ever seen someone SO ur type that ur blood pressure just drops

[kimreesesdaughter]

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

[intoxicatedindreams]

reblogging this for that 2018 good luck

[starving-shartist]

90% of the way there, just need to have my wedding on saturday and I’ll be g2g

[booknerdstudies]

Autumn reads & bujo ♡

[clockworkbibliophile]

🎃✨

[tarynannabanana]

Sarah J Maas Interview–

The Southern Continent is set more in a Mongolian style/feel. She said that’s where she got a lot of inspiration from.

Yrene is one her most favorite characters to write about.

Aelin & Lysandra are Night Court.

Rowan- Winter, then Night Court.

Dorian- Dawn Court.

Manon & Lorcan- Hyburn. (She joked that Manon was from the ‘Killer Court.’)

Aedion- Day Court.

She was president of her high school’s Lord of the Rings fanclub. Still has a lifesize cutout of Legolas in her office– which her husband made a tie noose and placed around Legolas’s neck when she first brought it home.

Her father is doing better, and is even planning on coming to one her stops in the next few weeks.

–There will be three novels and two novellas in the ACOTAR world.

-She pitched the extra ACOTAR books/novellas after she got drunk with her Editor. Hadn’t originally planned on telling anyone for a while- not even her husband. They were more for fun and written in her off time.

-You will see Feyre & Rhysand get married in the first novella. The setting is around Winter Solstice, and Feyre is content for her birthday to be forgotten, but the inner circle is not having that.

-We may “possibly” be getting the wall scene.

-There’s a good chance that one of the narrators/characters in the novella will be the focus of her next ACOTAR novel.

-We will most likely find out who Cassian saw the Bone Carver as in one of the novels.

She doesn’t know when the second novella will come out, but she’s already working on the next two novels.

-Each novel will have a love interest- or basically getting two characters together. And will be set after the war, and rebuilding and the effects of the wall being taken down.

-She hasn’t started the third novel, but has five possible ‘ships’ she could choose from.

[mutliwankenobi]

Elorcan is endgame

Reblog if you agree.

[happy-bellamy]

Me after reading a Sarah J. Maas book

[kyoshis-blog]

[sixofsummoners]

Feyre: Who put a hole in my canvas? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Rhys: I did. I ripped it. 

Feyre: No, no you didn’t. Mor? 

Mor: Don’t look at me! Look at Cassian! 

Cassian: What?! I didn’t break it! 

Mor: Oh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken? 

Cassian: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken! 

Mor: Suspicious. 

Cassian: No it’s not! 

Azriel: If it matters, probably not, Amren was the last one to touch it. 

Amren: Liar! I don’t even paint! 

Azriel: Oh really? Then what were you doing in her studio?

Amren: I use the thinner paintbrush handles to push back my cuticles! Everybody knows that! 

Rhys: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me go out and buy a new one. 

Feyre: No! Who broke it?

Cassian: Feyre…Nesta’s being really quiet. 

Nesta: REALLY?! 

[lots of fighting ensues] 

Feyre [later]: I broke it. I didn’t like how the painting looked, so I punched it. I predict that 10 minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig’s head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little too chummy around here.

[sjmaas]

What's your best tip for beating writer's block?

Go for a walk, watch a movie (or binge-watch a tv show), then sit your ass down and make yourself write, even if every word hurts coming out and seems absolutely horrible/stupid/useless. :)

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