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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Sound on if you guys wanna know what a little King Vulture sounds like 👀
creachur… 🥺
btw if anyone wants to know what she looks like now. she’s one :)
"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess
Has this been done yet?
mr president there appears to be some dark souls 3 type shit happening in the northeast
autistic people of a particular flavour will master the art of expressing mundane sentiment in amusing ways because their most successful jokes as children were primarily accidental. and when you realise you have that spark of a weirdo it's just a matter of intentionality and comic linguistic optimisation to make yourself a regular sayer of things in funny ways.
Maybe you're just hot?
I mean it helps also
its so fun that T comes in little vials and it changes your appearance. its like a magic potion except you dont drink it
when internet people are like “i love gothic literature but i hate anything that discusses incest, sexual violence, oppression, misogyny, abuse, torture, gore, murder, or death”
tags by @trinitysyndrome
[ID: screenshot of tags that read: #everyone wants a virginal maiden in a nightgown exploring the haunted manor halls with a candelabra #but NO ONE wants to talk about why the house is haunted and how the ghost died and what twisted mangled pile it's unfulfilled flesh #now resides /end ID]
The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself
The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET
All the people replying in the notes that the third rule is to "be gay with your comrades" are the only correct answers
There’s also a branching narrative in which you can pick which paramilitary faction you ally with after the war
Oh boy, I'm glad to have survived the Great War in one piece! Now to return home to the pleasant and tranquil land of Ireland which absolutely won't have any serious political or social upheaval in the immediate future!
Ancient peoples were day drinking like 24/7
“why did they build this” “why did they carve that” “why did they write this story” man they were sloshed
You have officially become a witch but you can't choose a cat,snake or owl as your familiar.Which out of these choices do you choose to be a witches familiar?
A species of shark
A breed of dog
A species of crocodile/alligator
A species of bug
A species of whale
A species of bat
A species of wolf
A species of big wild cat(Like a lion or a tiger)
A hyena
Other:(Put it in the tags but remember it can't be a domesticated cat or owl or
Specify in the tags please what species or breed of animal you would choose as a witches familiar if the most obvious were off the table
Let's have fun with this
For example for me it would be a great white shark
Also yes men you can interact with this poll too
Super specific poll…
I graduated college during the pandemic
I own 3 or more cats
I have traveled to at least 10 states in the US in the past 5 years
I have had a near death experience involving an animal
I hate pizza
I wear prescription lens but only for driving
I am the youngest child
I wear tie dyed clothing that I have made
More than one apply (share which in tags)
None apply
Pls reblog so more ppl can vote :)
I’ve seen enough “vriska did nothing wrong” memes to understand that she is, as the kids say, some sort of problematic fave, a morally ambiguous character, but the tone of those posts always led me to be believe her transgressions must have been reasonably minor, like she was just a major asshole, or maybe did cause substantial harm, but inadvertently,
But I’ve now come to understand that she just straight up murdered a bunch of innocent people?
god forbid women do anything
question for any entomologists out there: if bumblebees were of a comparable size to, say, a kitten, would they enjoy resting in my lap while i gently comb their fuzz with a barbie brush? i know that i would enjoy that but i hope they would as well.
hi! as an entomologist who specializes in bumble bees— my answer is probably yes! many, if not all insects groom themselves as a way to keep clean and to keep their senses sharp, but in societies of insects (specifically bees) we see them groom each other, and colonies of bees who have more allogrooming are typically stronger and healthier! these bees who groom others are integral to the colony, and we see grooming in other social insects like termites as well, specifically in relation to the queen. you might have more luck with a flea comb than a barbie brush, just to really mimic the feeling of them and others grooming it, but i like to think they would enjoy being cleaned and pampered :)
People like to talk about "wholesome" art like it's the antithesis of sexually explicit media, but to be frank, some of the most genuinely wholesome and emotionally upliftng art I've ever seen has been art where somebody has their dick out.
For the benefit of all the weirdos in the notes who are determined to twist this around into an anodyne remark about "tasteful artistic nudity", I'm talking about art which depicts people fucking.
dnis are evitonmental storytelling because you can instantly imagine the incomprehensible hellscape someone is trapped in if they have a dni that's like dni if you:
think irish people can't be pan
are an apologist for season 2 scrunklepus or the knights of glop
hunt and kill people for sport
play frunko's quest
think movies always have to be slimy
think it's okay for welsh people to cosplay flugson
don't tag bibbles or togs
think that dutch and samoan are the same nationality
use the z-slur
participated in the srebenica massacre
are mutuals with steve
Please say sike
I'm so sorry
#do u ever see the silhouette of a whale pass underneath your small fishing vessel?
this isn't a whale it's a nuclear submarine