Why, oh why, must I feel this way?

Current Obsession: RoyJamie, RWRB FirstPrince, Buddie, Chenford, Gallavich, Zimbits, McDanno, Sterek, Stucky Shipper

[sloanegabe]

horizontal hollanov

[blond-shell]

HEATED RIVALRY GIF MEME ➤ [5/7] kisses

[huddieconnie]

The cutest 💗

[bisexualrozanov]

guy with awkward little bangs and rock hard nipples about to wear a suit to his first dick appointment...

[sluttywilliams]

worth the wait?

[meebles]

something in the river

Hollanov / Rated T / 5.9K / Complete / No warnings

Summary:

Twitter, June 16th, 2018 Andy Coleman Sportsnet @AndyJColeman Hearing reports that the Voyageurs are looking to trade Hollander. Will update as this develops. Émile @OleVoyageursOle Replying to @AndyJColeman oh so we’re at that point in the off-season where you just start talking out of your ass huh

Or: It’s the summer of 2018. To the disbelief of the public, rumors claiming that the Montreal Voyageurs will be trading Shane Hollander begin circulating online.

As is often the case with professional hockey, Montreal’s loss is Boston’s gain.

[Read on Ao3]

[sunnypeachyy]

Ilya's back appreciation post

[gaynehollander]

At some point, the Centaurs have an absolutely insane game, like Ilya and Shane score a fucking hat trick each or something and the whole team is like “guys, we have to go out and celebrate” and Ilya just says

“Oh, we will definitely celebrate but you are not invited… unless Shane has suddenly gotten very cool about a lot of stuff.”

“Ilya. No.”

“No, you are not invited. Sorry.”

[needyilyarights]

I think Ilya, as a retired party boy, absolutely loves a wedding because it’s like microdosing a club.

Ilya gets so excited when he and Shane get invited to weddings. He loves coordinating their suits and taking cute pictures outside the venue. He’s crying during the ceremony and squeezing Shane’s hand.

At the reception, he’s dancing with toddlers and grandmas. He’s making a toast. He’s slow dancing with his husband. He’s taking shots with the groomsmen and then, again, with the bridesmaids. He’s dragging Shane to the photo booth and is like “ok and now we do a silly one”. When it gets late in the night and the dance floor is full, he is bending over in front of Shane to Yeah! by Usher. Then he’s turning Shane around and pulling their hips together and whispering the lyrics to Don’t Stop The Music by Rihanna in his ear. His tie is around his head. He gets lost and is found smoking a cigar with someone’s uncle.

At the after party, he’s putting his black card down and is covering the entire tab. They’re closing the hotel bar down.

And at the end of the night, he’s sliding up to Shane like “so did you bring a date? How about we take this back to my room?” He’s fucking his husband into the mattress all night and is absolutely calling for a late check out.

[ily-a]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.06 | "The Cottage"

[ily-a]

Heated Rivalry 1.02 | 1.05

[hermywolf]

the category is pictures of hudson williams i can't look at too long or i'll grow dizzy and then Faint. part 1

[ravenclairee]

Oh, my fucking... Fuck, Rozanov.

HEATED RIVALRY — 1.01 "Rookies"

[darlingofdots]

What if Ilya finds out about Shane’s allergies when he visits him in the hospital? the receptionist who lets him through tells him he can't bring any food items with him and there are half a million "NO NUTS NO LTX" signs stuck to the door and Shane has a neon ALLERGIES wristband on when he makes his cute lil grabby hand for Ilya and he is way too out of it to give a comprehensible answer so he's all "it's cos I can't stab myself right now :) peanuts are evil :(" and he clearly doesn't want to talk about it because he was going to ask Ilya something :) so Ilya goes home already frantically googling and then of course Shane can't be on his phone for a while because of the concussion so while Shane is basking in the afterglow of "he came to see me in the hospital and he held my hand and he said maybe", Ilya is freaking the fuck out reading allergy blogs and having nightmares about Shane besieged by tree nuts

[kitteningotham]

@penandinkprincess I WOULD LOVE YOUR TAKE IN THIS OMG

[normal-about-hollanov]

married shane does NOT play about ilya when it comes to the press. he's letting out a decade of pent up 'wheres the fucking translator? what do you fucking MEAN you don't have one?', instant 'rephrase that' to the offending journalist when ilya hesitates over a question, gets into full blown forget-the-media-training arguments when it's implied that ilya is somehow stupid for not speaking perfect english, n switches seamlessly between russian, french, and english to make interviews as easy as possible for ilya. meanwhile ilya is giving him the biggest wettest lover boy eyes n WILL be raw dogging him crazy style the moment its over.

[hudconov]

the way they’re looking at each other here

[myshanela]

@hollandermfer 😭

[ngalitzine]

HEATED RIVALRY | 1.02