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she/her | italian i am not a successful adult. i don't eat vegetables and/or take care of myself - nick miller

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“Can we rewind it back to the ‘I’m lame’ part? Cause you are not” “No, thanks. No, yeah, I appreciate it. I’m not saying I’m lame…”

“You are amazing. You are amazing.”

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Criminal minds writers really said “in case you were not sure about the Jason Gideonification of Spencer, we will end his character arc in season fifteen in almost the same way Gideon’s character arc started in season one. Enjoy.”

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I think the Lynch plot line might be the final nail in the coffin for me. I get it, they wanted to end the show with a big spectacle, because it was the finale and it had to be memorable, with a final big cross seasons unsub and explosions (literally).

But criminal minds was not that. Not at the beginning. I would say that the first big, continue across different seasons unsub was Foyet, who was introduced at the middle/end of season 4 and was gone by episode 9 of season 5. And then the next one was Mark Hamill? In season 8? And he lasted one season. And there were a bunch of two parter unsubs here and there.

We could’ve had a last season that went back to the beginning, with maybe a more complex two parter unsub, and the big dinner party at Rossi’s with heroes playing while they all dance.

Instead, we got the plane exploding.

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"Spence probably just slept in" gurl, when did that ever happen??? This dude doesn't sleep what he needs to, you think he's capable of over sleeping?

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I know that the actor probably didn't want to come back, or maybe they didn't even try to ask, but it would've been so cool to have old Gideon give the pep talk to Rossi when Rossi's imagining him in 15x09.

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My biggest gripe against criminal minds evolutions is that it's referred to and it's on streaming services as seasons 16-17-etc of criminal minds instead of being season 1-2-3 of criminal minds evolution. It has a different format, it was made for streaming and not for network tv, it has an entire different quality to it. It should be treated as its own thing.

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Also the fact that the last episode of criminal minds aired in february 2020, and it ended in a very final way, with characters leaving and going on their own way. It was *the* finale.

And the revival, Evolution, was announced in 2021.

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I propose a new cameo for Spencer in evolution: him, Penelope and Tara going to a doctor who convention. He can be the 4th doctor again, Penelope can be her gorgeous genderbent 11th doctor again, and Tara... who would Tara be?

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They're making them so dumb!!! It's so frustrating. They're making them so dumb because Lynch is not that smart and because we already had not one but two episodes about con men who could change their behaviours and appearances and they were both super duper smart and still got caught in one episode. So to make it believable that this time this type of plotline needs a multiple episode arc that covers multiple seasons, they just made the team INCREDIBLY STUPID.

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And now they're geniuses masterminds against Cat???

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I don't know shit about prisons, but why would a person that was put in for low level possession be in the same cell as one that pleaded guilty to 73 counts of murder and is on dead row?

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I know some people are confused as to why Cat has the hannibal mask on when they bring her into the bau, but tbh I have no problem believing that she started biting people. I fear she would do that.

[mango-lovrr]

When I’m on my period I can’t think about the sexual abuse implications in relation to Spencer Reid’s father or I gag

[snarkylinda]

My theory is that they wanted to drop that bombshell but ultimely decided agaisnt it since Spencer's arc revolving around taking care of his mentally ill mom tied closer to his fear of his own mind, and didnt want two members of the same team to be victims of CSA.

With that said they did wrote him to be sexually assaulted, two on screen and one as a CHILD-

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My memory sucks except for stupid useless tv show details. So you cannot trick me, criminal minds. Tara cannot say that ldsk are usually skilled marksmen, because I clearly remember Hotch saying to Elle or JJ that they use the term ldsk instead of sniper because the sniper is the skilled and expert marksman, not the ldsk.

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I might be crazy but that crib is not that bad. It’s actually a kinda cute shade of red.

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Maxine could’ve been Max and Andrew could’ve been Andrea.

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They're making them so dumb!!! It's so frustrating. They're making them so dumb because Lynch is not that smart and because we already had not one but two episodes about con men who could change their behaviours and appearances and they were both super duper smart and still got caught in one episode. So to make it believable that this time this type of plotline needs a multiple episode arc that covers multiple seasons, they just made the team INCREDIBLY STUPID.

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I HATE the Everett Lynch plotline. It's so annoying and I don't buy it. Why is Rossi so freaking obsessed with this man?! Because he punched him once? And then escaped??? Hotch was never this obsessed with Mr Scratch, or even with Foyet, and he had every reason to. WHYYYYYY is this old man so obsessed with this dude???

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The fact that Matt Simmons was still able to procreate after the whole "which kid? I have four under four" it's a miracle. We should make a statue of his wife.