Gamed Away

Something witty here.

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

the most accurate thing i have seen in a while

[ambris]

I like how no one needs to say what this is about. We all know.

[luckycait]

making POR content in 2018?

u fuckin know it

[sketch-a-bsinthe]

Taking suggestions for the next couples

(They’re all girlfriends)

[sketch-a-bsinthe]

I wish this didn’t have almost 100 notes because they’re crappy sketches that I need to use to remind myself to draw these ladies please look at my other stuff too

[sketch-a-bsinthe]

OH WELL

[u72ac]

new game++

[vulturekiss]

my dad, picking me up from d&d: did you become dungeon master

[fullpraxisnow]

[nympherret]

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

[strangelybeautifulworld]

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

[donsinclaire-deactivated2019091]

And some people still won’t get it

[absinthe--cocktail]

…I just woke up from a dream in which there was an app that notified you when nearby LARPs needed an NPC, and you could, like, go pretend to be a surly shopkeeper or whatever and get paid, like, $10 for it.

[nehirose]

damn now i want this to be an actual thing.

[hp-does-dnd]

REBLOG THIS IF you love your DnD character, are making a DnD character OR you have eaten approximately 12 D20s

[tortoistor]

movie tropes that will never get old to me:

a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back

fourth wall breaking

“give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets

*a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen

alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice

“fuck you” “well if you insist”

[nerdgasrnz]

#alternatively alternatively: *terribly loud crash w/ sirens and cat screeching*#person: *off camera* ‘I’M OKAY’ (via @zenlida)

[count-di-luna]

character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan Cut to character doing X

[susiephone]

the squad gets captured and interrogated separately, and they’re all telling equally terrible, completely contradictory lies

people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them

alternatively, people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit

bonus points if it’s a beleaguered minimum wage employee who just goes about their business like “yep same shit as always”

someone pretending they don’t know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving* “tell tom that he can come out now” *tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*)

choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character

the “hands go down” trope

example: “any questions?” *everyone’s hands go up* “…that AREN’T sarcastic?” *everyone’s hands go down*

[neonprotagonist]

how could all y'all forget “ACT NATURAL!”

[beradan]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

These are all great but let’s not forget two characters giving extremely biased flashbacks to the same event that each paint the other as an incompetent loon

[stunt-muppet]

i would like to respectfully add: scenes where a character walks into a room, sees something scary, and turns around and walks out with no reaction or change of expression

[scaliefox]

Bonus points if he DOES react, but it’s to close the door and tell his buddy “it’s for you.”

[brieflyshypuppy]

Intentionally getting wrong easy-to-pronounce names (“It’s Sean, isn’t it?” “Dude. It’s John.”)

That one character who is like actively dying but insists they’ve had worse and wants to keep fighting

Knocking down a big group of opponents with a bowling ball sound effect

Convenient book titles (“Plot-Related Thing for Dummies”)

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

Characters giving a flashback and voicing all the characters themselves

[lawfulgoodness]

>Alright squad, gear up!

>Next shot is everyone on public transit carrying large weapons and/or wearing ridiculous costumes while sitting/standing around looking bored.

[historieofbeafts]

It’s been a while since we checked in on how the Renaissance is doing with its ocean mysteries, so here is a marine biology update circa 1550.

Seals come in two forms:

Buff

& Triangular

Walruses are horrifying

But whales are worse

Fish can have human faces

but not always where you’d expect

As for the rest

… it’s probably better left alone.

[All images except chest face fish from Historiae animalium liber IV : De piscium & aquatilium animantium natura. Chest face fish from The noble lyfe & natures of man of bestes, serpentys, fowles & fisshes yt be moste knowen]

[speedoweedo]

im dead at ‘in zoology science licks you’

[speedoweedo]

a science licks a man

[dalniente]

what a big science

[diversemovies]

It’s literally called “Curmudgeons”

[x]

[phoukanamedpookie]

“It took me two hours to put this shit on!”

“Thanks for the fuckin’ flowers, you asshole.”

Life goals.

[jezi-belle]

I put off watching this so many times, but if you have fifteen minutes and need a good happy-cry, DO IT.

[tanukiham]

holy shit you were not wrong about the happy cry

[theveganfascist-deactivated2018]

[zombierightsadvocate]

Pictures like this always make me laugh because the people who make them/like them/share them (which let’s face it is mostly men) like to pretend that they haven’t been doing this exact shit with all the “waves” of feminism. Ever since women started fighting for the right to vote, they painted those women as angry, selfish, violent people for having the audacity to demand to be treated like a human being. People who try to make pictures like this one just pretend that there wasn’t propaganda against women fighting for basic human rights, propaganda that is JUST LIKE THE ONE ABOVE. because it’s so much easier to paint an ugly picture of someone or something you hate instead of actually listening or try to understand. It’s so much easier to pretend you’re a better/smarter person because you don’t want things to change when your the one benefiting from it.

[meh--fan]

Reblogging for the comment

[chilledmilk]

antifeminists have been repeating ad nauseam the same bullshit misogynist rhetoric for over a hundred years. call them out on it.

[marchrabbitart]

Made a picture for my D&D group :D

D’nnsek the derro fighter, Asa the asamar half elf rouge, Kcht-Chtha (Clicky) the  Thri-Kreen Sorcerer, Plinker the Kenku bard, Iskyn the half elf ranger, Finch the human monk, and Saruno the Varana Kensai.

I am part of a group with two dnd games every sunday :D

Keep reading

[marchrabbitart]

Group of adventure’s who became friends. Annie, Corrin, Kern, Davynn, Urlic, and Xyland.  

A year later the dnd group i listen to is still going :D A little commissioned piece to give them a nice little year anniversary gift

I am proud to be friends with these group of losers :d 

Unfortunately two of this group has died and been replace, but they fondly remember the good times before. 

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[19thcenturyfuck]

Morally grey: A character who does too much bad to be a good person, but does too much good to be a bad person.

Sympathetic villain: A character who is a bad person, but whose backstory/character arc makes you feel sorry for or sympathetic towards them.

Anti-hero: A character who does bad things to achieve a good goal.

Anti-villain: A character who does bad things to achieve a goal that they believe to be good, but is actually messed up.

Just plain annoying: A character who does bad things to achieve a bad goal but has one throwaway line about a hard childhood that is expected to put them into one of the aforementioned categories when in reality it just makes them annoying