Save Your Heart

Some inspirational bullshit

[tics-and-turmoil]

Why did I just get so emotional when I realized Jenna Marbles is going to be turning 40 this year 🥲

[writes-too-much-aux]

40 year old laddyyyyyy

[callizinc]

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

[duerice]

"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" okay??? I am an arms dealer???? fitting you with weapons in the form of words?????

[kainimuramonster]

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

[ishkia]

I hope you don’t mind but I drew your cat

[doccywhomst]

ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

reblog if you’d open a cursed tomb before even considering opening tumblr live

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[sour-charity]

[varijacija]

[txttletale]

the idea of using tumblr as a twitter alternative is incomprehensible. it's like if your local walmart closed down and you started doing all your grocery shopping at the cursed antique store from needful things

[greelin]

epic that anxiety is not confined to the brain and just poisons every inch of the body. stomach. chest. neck. shoulders. everywhere else. really really cool

[tiredkitchenwitch]

[theclockworkjudas]

PSA: If you are dating a forced birther dump them now! Ain't no way they are gonna keep that shit rhetorical.

[stillworthdyingfor]

How does one start selling feet pics for money?

[swagpaws]

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

[verthanthi]

Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I can’t stand up I’m gonna fall over. Shit I haven’t eaten in like 23 hours. Damn I’m thirsty, maybe I should— fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didn’t eat, right. It’s WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, haven’t eaten and I’m dehydrated… fuck I still gotta pee

[maestrosmassacre-deactivated202]

[a-real-human-person-not-fake]

*minimizes word document and stands up* My body:

[neopets-is-not-a-dating-site]

why’s Faerie Queen Fyora so fucking rude?

[tauforged]

best gif in the universe

[literaphobe]

one of the worst adhd things ever is wanting to trick yourself into doing tasks so you make up fake deadlines to give yourself a sense of pressure but then your adhd goes ‘is that a Real deadline with immediate consequences or a fake one to make our life more organized? :/‘ and then you go ‘it’s a fake one to make our life more organized 😔’ and then the task doesn’t get done

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rainbowkarolina]

ABBY & HARPER in HAPPIEST SEASON

[history-and-stuff-and-things]