[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[ihatenearlyeverything]

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

[oatmealbrain]

And boy are they clumsy

[hydrangeafae]

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

[polar-solstice]

IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!

They are just!!! Student drivers!!! 😭

[sindri42]

BONK!

[should-be-sleeping]

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[burntmyleg]

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

[maemaybe]

I don't know who my intended audience is here, so whoever needs to hear this, I am begging you to learn to participate in conversations that are about things you aren't interested in.

Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.

Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.

It can not always be about your preferred topic.

You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.

[prisonrot-deactivated20260602]

u can either reach me on tumblr dot com or hand written letter

[drawnsnake]

Uncaring

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I wash the cats’ water bowl every other day and every time I do it they swipe at me and pace around me like they are soooo thirsty and I have just stolen their precious water from them that they’ve been spitting food into and then when I put the clean and full water bowl back down they just sniff it and then don’t drink any. Okay so you weren’t thirsty and you just didn’t trust me is that it

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[swamp-er]

im allowed to do what i want because im sweet and precious

[unicellarorganism]

GAHHHAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHHHHAAAA WHY IS ART SO HARD I JUST WANNA MAKE CUTE STUFF FOR MYSELF AND MY FRIENDSSSSSS (except nålebinding that's surprisingly quick for some reason)

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m at the point in Spanish where I wanna read grown up books but grown up books are too complicated for my tiny brain

[what-even-is-thiss]

Once a friend of mine asked me what my goals are in Spanish and I told her that I don’t necessarily need to be able to hold a conversation but someday I’d like to be able to read Don Quixote without a dictionary and I know that’s a lofty goal for something I mostly do casually but I wanna get there, dammit. I wanna run at windmills in Spanish.

[stilldontpickaname]

My guy not even spanish native speakers are able to read Don Quixote without a dictionary, what are you saying

[what-even-is-thiss]

In English I can understand obscure and difficult to understand texts and I wanna be able to do that in Spanish too is my point

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m at the point in Spanish where I wanna read grown up books but grown up books are too complicated for my tiny brain