stinkyratperson

genderless gay rat

[courtiers]

best day ever for annoying tardis girlies

[stinky-greasy-rat]

Nah i fucking cant take this, i will never be over it. Never.

[stinky-greasy-rat]

why am i so attracted to 55 year old women? I dont even have mommy issues tf

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Watch out I’m about to go spend $15 on milk.

[stinky-greasy-rat]

Toast Toast Toast Toast Toast Toast Toast Milk

[nerdlycrying]

i think this is supposed to be homophobic but i haven’t stopped laughing at this for 30 minutes this is SO FUCKING FUNNY

[i-am-a-fish]

I can't decide if I want no gender or every single gender

[anonymousalchemistz]

Get a gender now and if you don't want it later return it

[i-am-a-fish]

you know what you're right

as of right now, I'm a trans girl

[i-am-a-fish]

but watch out

[stinky-greasy-rat]

but watch out reads like a threat

[chaos-has-theories]

A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this gothic young woman be?

> Enter Name.

[chaos-has-theories]

Your name is EBONY. As previously mentioned, you are a GOTH. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for ROCK MUSIC but you are NOT RELATED TO GERARD WAY. You are a vampire but your teeth are STRAIGHT AND WHITE. You have a fondness for HOT TOPIC and you DRESS ACCORDINGLY. You go to a wizard school in England because you are also a WITCH.

Your chumhandle is DarknessDementia and you tned to get yuor leters mixd up abit.

A lot of preps are staring at you. What will you do?

> EBONY: PUT MIDDLE FINGER UP.

[i-wear-the-cheese]

When did Samantha say that? I've tried multiple Google searches with gay, lesbian, and queer keywords, and yet.

-and yet search engines these days are pretty awful, I get it, it irks me too! Google is a massive Advert now and DuckDuckGo ignores half the search terms. Oh well! Luckily we have word of mouth still. "When I was doing the romantic scenes I imagined talking to a woman, every fucking time." -Samantha Béart to Neil Newbon in a video chat She goes on to say that it works for the character because even the male players/characters enjoyed the performance.

[memewhore]

[voidsnout]

hold on let me google something

[voidsnout]

what the fuck

[triflesandparsnips]

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

[pogsploon]

Who is this Pukichop and why do they keep apearing on my fed

[pukicho]

its pronounced pukicho

[stinky-greasy-rat]

ok pukichop

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

When the dentist is digging in your mouth trying to draw blood with his bothersome little tools like he’s an off shore oil platform and your gums are the Arctic sea floor but you actually do floss every day rendering your gums impermeable to his impotent jabbings so you sit back like “keep going cuck you’ll never get a drop out of me”

[stinky-greasy-rat]

yes this widely known experience

[emwheezie]

Gamer cats

[proudlyunicorn]

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

[proudlyunicorn]

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

[gleerant]

ok

[gleerant]

update: we are dating

[gleerant]

update: we are married

[proudlyunicorn]

update: we knocked up

[strugglingqueer]

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

[gleerant]

Update: had a baby together

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 1 year old today

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 2 today

[proudlyunicorn]

Update: baby number two, electric boogaloo

[proudlyunicorn]

Update: guess who became a big brother yesterday?

[gleerant]

[stinky-greasy-rat]

cutest fucking thing

[stardustcityhag]

Applies to so many fandoms

[stinky-greasy-rat]

Plus non binary people and like just sapphic people in general regardless of if they a woman or not.

[stinky-greasy-rat]

Im going to start gnawing on my hand I physically cannot wait for the next episode I love old lezzies so much.

IM GNAWING IT DOWN TO THE BONE ACTUALLY

[stinky-greasy-rat]

i want a mojo dojo casa house