Prince of the Ars Goetia

Ask me about astronomy, plants, herbs, personal questions, or for advice! Somewhat selective rp/ask blog. Minors, please don't interact. Potentially NSFW content.

[blitzwhore]

No longer you from Epic the Musical but it's Stolas?! Holy shit YES 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[stolasspeaks]

I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS

[stolasspeaks]

Hey hi yeah, promoting your favorite indie animated show by putting down all of the rest of them gives the exact same energy as trying to ask a girl out by telling her that she's not like all of the other girls

[warblogs17282]

idk if this is even a thing within the tumblr fandom, but the timestamp claiming game is going around on twitter for ghostfuckers now so I felt like at least attempting to start it up here as well.

Anyways, I'm claiming 15:47, feels like a lucky number to me.

If you want to join in on this little game, just reply or reblog your timestamp, then we'll see what our timestamp got us later on when ghostfuckers releases. Basically we're claiming timestamps for the episode in advance for fun.

[nonbeans]

I'm claiming 20.00 surely nothing bad is happening towards the end right?

[stolasspeaks]

10:33 for me, please just be a silly face (jk I want it to be the most gut-wrenching still of all time)

[stolasspeaks]

"Maybe you can say mean things to me too the next time you come over" if this man doesn't dig up some self-esteem soon istfg

[handsaniti]

“I enjoy being the subject of jest” no you really fucking do not but it happens so often you feel the need to be in on the joke

[stolasspeaks]

Stolas "if I minimize the way that this upsetting thing affected me, did it even really happen" Goetia

[stolasspeaks]

"Maybe you can say mean things to me too the next time you come over" if this man doesn't dig up some self-esteem soon istfg

[stolasspeaks]

Hey everybody, I'm going to get to meet Bryce Pinkham at a con in a couple of weeks. You guys want me to bring anything back for you?

[stolasspeaks]

There's a ton of discourse about the courtroom scene that was teased in the trailer, and I'm just as excited and terrified as everyone else about it, but I've got kind of a hot take about what I'd like it to actually be about. Because there's a super important character that I'm not seeing anybody consider, and that's Octavia.

And like, I don't think that this is actually going to be what's going on, but I do think that it would be an interesting take if the trial or whatever is actually about Octavia. Her custody or her future or something like that, because she's been conspicuously absent since Seeing Stars, except this mention in Western Energy.

Via. It'll all pass to Octavia, and I don't think that was just a throwaway line, either. Are Stella and Octavia staying with Andrealphus during the separation? That's a lot of time for two unscrupulous people to have access to a confused and upset teenager who's looking for answers, but who's also looking for someone to blame for the upheaval in her life. We don't know much yet about Stella's relationship with Octavia, but she does already think that Stolas is poisoning their daughter against her, so I'm pretty sure that she's not above doing the same thing.

So, yeah, while I'm pretty sure that this isn't the direction that storyline is going in, I am saying that it would be interesting if it was, and that I'm actually really excited to see how this whole broken and unhealthy family dynamic plays out.

[stolasspeaks]

If I'd seen A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder when I was a sappy, emotional young teenager, I would have gone absolutely feral shipping Monty with everyone under the sun. I probably would have had my OTP as Monty/Mrs. Lovett from Sweeney Todd for a variety of reasons, mostly to do with the fact that she likes sensitive pretty boys and he likes mean pretty women and they're both super okay with murder and other fun hobbies-

Anyway, the point is now that I'm older and wiser, I know that I would never do anything so silly. Obviously, Monty should be shipped exclusively with Bryce Tankthrust

[stolasspeaks]

Has anyone else ever found themselves unable to sleep because they remembered that kookaburra is a word? Kookaburra! It's a type of bird! It's so silly!!

[stolasspeaks]

"You better not start back on your bullshit-"

me launching right back into my bullshit:

[pop-idle-ultimate]

sad owl boy