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so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

#q4u #dnd #and other ttrpgs are a very satisfying venue for this type of interaction #you can craft a guy that is just your own type #and put it in a zoo full of your friends' guys #and one of you is in the job of crafting creatures that will (ideally) ALSO compel you #what fun!!

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.

like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

#THIS MADE ME STAND UP AND PACE AROUND MY OFFICE #do it mr. green

identifying-planes-in-posts

Which airport is more cringe? Round 1

MDW Chicago Midway vs. YYZ Toronto Pearson International Airport

MDW

YYZ

Remaining time: 5 days 7 hours

stoppit-keepout

like many airports, YYZ has places that serve food, and places where you line up to board your plane. unlike literally any other airport I have ever been to, there is a span of at least 20 gates that are spokes around a goddamn food court and it is impossible to line up to board your plane without having to weave through people waiting for a $30 chicken caesar salad

and likewise it is impossible to wait an unreasonable amount of time for an extremely mid meal WITHOUT being in the way for some poor family of 5 trying to wrangle a stroller, several carry-on bags, and their passports as they try to get to the gate agent

PLEASE vote YYZ.

#polls :)#yyz hate blog

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if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad's tiktok niche be

#nyt spelling bee (joint with my mom) or bugs & plants #i feel like he is on his way to becoming an inat influencer and i love that for him

identifying-planes-in-posts

Which airport is more epic? Round 0

CDG Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport vs. ATL Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport

CDG

ATL

Voting ended onJun 2

#polls :)#I've been to both of these airports so I feel entitled to an opinion!#ATL getting docked for opening their security line fairly late leading to me being camped out on the floor at 5:30 am #in front of the most obnoxious band of all time who were clearly still up from the night before and kept going on Instagram live #can't wait for YYZ in the cringe poll btw #Pearson my beloathed

spin-the-wheel-polls

You're the secondary character in this type of media. (horror, comedy, apocalypse, cartoon, rom-com, documentary, reality TV show, etc) Are you surviving?

you are the secondary character in THIS media genre!!

Are you surviving?

yup!!!! I love it here!

yeah!!

Yeah but I'm not happy

I'd rather not but I will

I'm arospec and got romance save me

I am DEAD

results

Voting ended onJun 2

op note: all the submissions I get are really cool ideas!! Thank you!! Keep them coming!!

I am looking at you catboy. I don't know how you do it.

#polls :)#I missed musical by a hair and ended up in action -- probably dead

riotbrrrd

Pourquoi numerama parle de la lune comme d'une forteresse assiégée

stoppit-keepout

[Image is a screenshot of an article preview. The article features a picture from the Artemis II mission, with the moon dominating the foreground and the earth appearing as a crescent in the background. The text reads, "On a trouvé une "route secrète" très utile pour la conquête de la Lune".]

#...#terra ignota #:)

feldfrog

Who would win in a race? A tortoise, or a second even slower, even steadier tortoise?

#shiiiiiit #a challenger emerges

sandersstudies

How to tell a person “hey you are responding to a narrative that you’ve made up in your head rather than what’s actually happening” without sounding like a gaslighter.

#I've had a conversation like this before...#i got really discouraged by the narrative and I asked 'can you think of any times I [acted counter to the narrative] though?'#and I think it did help #the person started thinking about examples and moments from real life instead of just steeping in the narrative #idk if it made a difference longterm but it did kinda help short-term at least #anyway i gotta do this with my own internal Narratives too!#but god help me I do love a story....

warmfigure

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

unlettered-heathen

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

#yeah !!#wishing for this for us all

raccoonmilf

Does he realize his name is Dick Wolf? Has he ever spoken on this?

#asking very real questions #thank you

shetheyslain

I would never be mean to my friend and lover public transport but the bus does take the piss sometimes

#things bus loves: go to destination (we all love this too)#more of bus's passions: take weird detour; end route partway; be 8 mins late; be 5 mins early; lose connection with trolley power and stall #usually on a left turn #and Through it All We Still Respect Bus

diseases-for-center-control

Hey disease, I think one of my centers is out of control 😔😔

Do you have any advice?

You probably need some crystals and some essential oils. Maybe some supplements. Here's a link to our favorite influencer-approved re-centering products 💜

#this website instilled in me an obscure and sincere desire #to take some placebos #maybe they could cure me of something

andmaybegayer

it still makes me go insane that somehow no social media site bothers to implement interleaved text and images. Fediverse cannot support it broadly, Bluesky can't handle it, Facebook can't do it, Twitter can't do it, fucking, LinkedIn doesn't do this, somehow only Tumblr has this, and it barely even counts as a popular social media site.