STOP THAT TOP HAT

tah pot taht pots

[tybalt-tisk]

[havoc-girl]

yeeees

why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?

and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong

Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both

i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

[bipolarhawkeye-blog]

“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world

although perhaps a bit too literal

[giddytf2-deactivated20150525]

Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

[dapenguinninja]

I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

[black-creole-queen-deactivated2]

you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

[snowbellamys-deactivated2016030]

OUCH

[endoshan]

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

[catchaglimpseofalleble]

Oh i get it now.

[hawlucha]

Hello bone seller. I’m going to the skeleton war and I want your strongest bones.

[stopthattophat-blog]

Isn't that Ron Perlman?

[jajaneenee]

[oatmeal47]

what a beautiful wedding

[chiltonisaquack]

[re2make-deactivated20151029]

ok

[milkmaidmilf]

thank

[socratic-junkiewannabe]

[abewitchingsoiree]

[iraffiruse]

[did-you-know]

One of the smallest hoofed animals is the Java mouse-deer, which is about the size and weight of a 2-liter bottle of soda. Source

[stopthattophat-blog]

I THOUGHT THE LEAF STEM WAS ITS ARM

[hypervocal]

[pipeschapman-deactivated2025041]

  get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

[hannibals-hands-blog]

OH MY GOD

[the-sex-and-the-city-blog]

[comhshaol-blog]

can i make it any more obvious?

[katiedtellez]

It’s about that time of the year…

Are you ready?

[dirtytaylorswift]

And the saddest fear comes creeping in: that she never loved me, or her, or anyone, or anything

[rachelfabrays]

what????

[lizzingwithkriz]

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

[ichangedmynamebecausefyckyou-de]

congrats it’s a bat

[toothpast]

[delighted bat noises]

[madonnax]

June 1987, Madonna was rushed to the Cedars Sinai hospital for an X-ray after her then-husband—Sean Penn hit her across the head with a baseball bat. At the time, they had been having a heart-to-heart talk about reconciling. Madonna did not make an official complaint because Penn was about to serve a short jail term for attacking a film extra and violating the probation he’d been given for punching a fan. It was a decision she would come to regret. In the late afternoon of December 28, 1988, Penn scaled the wall surrounding the Malibu house and found Madonna alone in the master bedroom. According to a report filed by Madonna with the Malibu sheriff’s office, the two began to quarrel. Penn told her he owned her “lock, stock and barrel”. When she told him she was leaving the house, he tried to bind her hands with an electric cord. Screaming and afraid, Madonna fled from the bedroom. Penn chased her into the living room, caught her and bound her to a chair with heavy twine. Then he threatened to shave her hair. Penn was “drinking liquor straight from the bottle” and the abuse went on for nine hours, during which he smacked and forced Madonna to perform a “degrading sex act” on him. He went out to buy more alcohol, leaving Madonna bound and gagged. Some hours later, he returned and continued his attacks, then finally untied her. Madonna then fled the house and ran to her car. Penn ran after her and was banging on the windows of her Thunderbird while she spoke to police on her mobile phone. Fifteen minutes later, she staggered into the sheriff’s office.

[activistaabsentee-deactivated20]

Wow. I had no idea this had ever happened. Makes me look at Sean Penn a lot differently, even if he’s a more stable less ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING person now…

[casual-isms]

Friendly reminder that Sean Penn and other abusive white celebrities are not demonized the way that Chris Brown is and when Rihanna said she still loved Chris Brown people were ready to hang her. But Madonna gets all the sympathy in the world. #double standard

[fatbodypolitics]

The bold.

[girlgodd-deactivated20201113]

For the bold. Madonna was bound and tortured for nine hours by Sean Penn. Not a peep to the media. 

[spoonmeb]

Just to add the people still make Ike and Tina jokes. Still.

[jedavu]

Amazing Face-Paintings Transform Models Into The 2D Works Of Famous Artists

by  Valeriya Kutsan

[silent-tundra]

If this isn’t the tightest shit you’ve seen then get the hell out of my face.

[wire-man]

I’ve reblogged this before, so I’m doing it again.

[im-in-climb]