[trashpits]

i just wanna give a shout-out to he/theys and she/theys. i hope everyone mixes it up for you.

[amythegorillafromcongo]

Ever Given fancam

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

[epikrat-deactivated20210507]

[togetherwithmistakes]

The fact that this photo implies that Shaggy’s last name is Scoobydoo is sending me

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

https://mamot.fr/@setthemfree/106014810050613790

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2021/03/google-testing-its-controversial-new-ad-targeting-tech-millions-browsers-heres

[sugar-and-spite]

For alternatives.

Firefox remains best in show in the category of “browsers that won’t do this bullshit.” It’s got a long, long history of trust, a sizable userbase, and a decent amount of privacy built in, with more extensions and customization options than you’ll ever need. However, note that it can sometimes perform slowly, especially with a lot of tabs open.

Opera is a slightly lesser-known browser, and my personal main browser for day-to-day use. It has a built-in VPN (though this can be slow at times), adblocker, and anti-tracking tools, with more available via extensions. Opera’s userbase is slightly smaller, so overall less extensions are available than Firefox, and (in my experience) it generally needs a few settings to be tweaked on first startup to make it comfortable to use (notably, the keyboard shortcuts are different from chrome/firefox).

DuckDuckGo is a privacy-focused search engine that also has (at least) a mobile browser (for Android devices). I’m not honestly sure if they have a desktop or Apple version, but the mobile browser provides many similar safety features to Opera. I find Opera more convenient for casual browsing, but if you’re very conscious of online security, DuckDuckGo might be the way to go.

Microsoft Edge exists. Don’t use it.

Please do yourself a favor and stop using Chrome!

[tlirsgender]

I'm sick of being one of the Good Trans People™ I want to start throwing rocks at people who say that shit to me

[tlirsgender]

"It's so cool how you don't make a big deal about pronouns" oh I want to kill you when you misgender me I just don't start shit because I know nobody in this room would back me up

[xtec]

alright THAT'S IT *relocks your tragic backstory*

[champagnepuppies]

hey if you’re in the U.S. and use food stamps or know somebody who does i found this online cookbook that has recipes for eating well on approximately $4/day :o) 

[kimreesesdaughter]

I don’t have food stamps but I need to know how to eat well for $4/day. Thank you for this.

[dustspeck-deactivated20190423]

HOLY SHIT 

[scum2000]

This cookbook is really amazing. I’ve used a couple of the recipes and they are so easy to follow. And in the beginning there are a bunch of really great tips for saving on food stuff.

[queerdo-mcjewface]

Here is a working link for the cookbook.

[awkward-finger-guns]

y

can we uhm. not hate boys pls. and not make boys ashamed to be boys.

like, boys are so cool. I love boys.

boys I hope yall are doing okay.

[guerrillatech]

[funnytwittertweets]

[mixelation]

“we were lovers in a past life” trope but the current incarnations are enemy-to-lovers trope. when. 

[mixelation]

To be clear. I don’t want “our past love ended in betrayal and anger and now we hate each other.” I want “we died in love and in each other’s arms” but the current incarnations do NOT remember and they ARE trying their best to End the other one and these new sudden flashbacks to lovingly holding each other’s hands is EXTREMELY UPSETTING

[theladyjojogrant]

“It’s been a long week,” I say in the middle of the day on Monday. 

[hecth-ledger]

heartbreaking doctor who moments ♢ vincent hearing his worth

I just wondered, between you and me, in a hundred words, where do you think Van Gogh rates in the history of art?

[quasarkisses]

i d in alt text

[vaporwavesimulator]

i am fine thank you for asking! though recently there has been a darkness growing within me

[fruitsoftheweb]

“Grain attached to things, then explode“

[piledriver13-deactivated2018012]

FUCK MAN! FU–

[bestiasilvanus]

Was anyone gonna tell me Vincent Martella, voice of Phineas Flynn on the Disney Channel original show Phineas and Ferb is on some absolute king shit on his twitter or did i just have to see this amazing series of tweets myself?

There’s more just go fucking look yourself

[baphonnicula]

BOY’S ON SOME REAL KING SHIT LEMME TELL YA

[machinaux]

I have to add this gem

[communistbussy]

y’all forgot some of my favorites

[bathroomcube]

hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean

[diet-soap]

I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days

[bathroomcube]

i have GREAT news for you

[riseofthedruids]

potion of cough up blood

[hottiewitabloggie]

people are so fucking stupid oh my god

[tami-taylors-hair]

Cleaning TikTok: We’ve mixed the perfect cleaning solution! 

Everyone Else: You’ve created mustard gas is what you’ve done. Your lungs look like you’ve just returned from the Western Front. 

[ferrousferrule]

Jesus fucking christ. One time I accidentally mixed an ammonia scrub and a bleach spray and gave myself a migraine in 15 minutes how the fuck are they even still standing.

[thickness-protection-program]