Your Local Cryptid

Allen/Polls | 27 | They/She | Bubble Waffle Connoisseur | Disabled |

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[crazysodomite]

my shy gagobear

[vest-ochka]

WARm plushie Neighbor

[fromhersoul]

[laurvilaurzzz]

Wanted to hop on this trend with my friend @stormcellarwitch !! She tried drawing my manipulative MC in their style, and I tried drawing her OC Adaline in mine >0<

[catchymemes]

[caterpilleee]

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.

[animentality]

[friendlynoodles]

I painted my cats as pikmin 🌱🌺

[ultralaser]

i thought this was the teletubbies

[perplexingly]

Some of the more important signs I've seen in England so far

[dragon-in-a-fez]

WAIT did I never tell tumblr about the haunted space waterpark hotel

[dragon-in-a-fez]

in January 2018, I spent a couple of days in the town of Hutchinson, Kansas for work. I rolled into town and stopped at what appeared, from the outside, to be a normal motel just off the highway.

it was not.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I should add that I did not see a single other guest the entire time I was there, which intensified the whole vibe.

[ruinedchildhood]

This is how the world should be ❤️

[cryoverkiltmilk]

At no point did I predict what happened next in this video.

[coppercreationcreator]

(Tags by prev)

[captain-starskull]

There are many benefits to having a robust transit system.

[starridge]

an unmatched feeling actually

[vampurrring]

The relationship between a girl and the random shit on her bedside table

[samreich]

preshow rituals can look like anything 🥰

[laurvilaurzzz]

Thank you to everyone who ordered last April! I am still open for more slots this May which you can find here: https://laurzzz-commissions.carrd.co

[laurvilaurzzz]

I didn’t even know there was a contest, I just made this bc my friend Polly introduced this song to me and we’ve been shipping our OCs with Pendleton like crazy. I made Y/N into Jaden (they/them) now too. I haven’t done OC content in a long while so I thought, why not

Amazing song by ‪Good Kid! Seriously love me some hella good rock bands. Check them out!!!

[mickeycookies]

Commissions are open!

All commissions are a default of one character bust. If you would like more than one character, each additional character would cost $5.00. (ex. 1 character = $20.00, 2 characters = $20.00 +$5.00, 3 characters = $20.00 + $5.00 + $5.00, and so on).

If you would also like a bigger layout than a bust, the layout of your choosing will be added on to your preferred style totals.

Preferred layout prices are:

Bust:                         + $0.00

Mid-length:                + $5.00

Full-length:                + $10.00

Preferred coloring style prices are:

Black and white:          + $4.00

Flat colors:                  + $10.00

Basic shading:            + $15.00

Detailed shading:        + $20.00

Line less:                    + $15.00

Some things to keep in mind:

Mild NSFW content can be discussed

I will refuse commissions that make me uncomfortable or that I deem inappropriate

OCs and self inserts are now accepted

I only accept payments through paypal, and payments must be made upfront

Have all your commission info ready, such as characters, poses, outfits, and anything else you would like me to include

Please include your email so I can forward an invoice

Please do not inquire about commissions on anon

So shoot me an ask with your commission info and I would be happy to discuss with you and ensure your final total! 

I also have a ko-fi! 

Thank you for reading and I look forward to drawing your commission (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡

Past Commissions: (X)