Flaming Hot @storms-offical-y-approaching - Tumblr Blog

Everyone wants to save the world. Nobody wants to answer emails.

I have never answered a single email.

Who manages the Fantastic Four PR? Is it Johnny or did you guys hire a team?

I never thought about it. Mom and Dad usually handle PR, I think.

Your father, Reed Richards, manages PR?

Oh definitely not. I meant they handle it by paying someone else to do it.

Unless it is Johnny that does it.

I need to ask someone. PR is just not something I think about too deeply.

I can confirm, Reed hires someone to do it. But every once in a while I manage to guess the password and take over until Reed notices again.

Mhm.

You should totally just let me take over full time. I’m a great social media intern.

You have your own account Johnathan.

Woah…full name…I’m in trouble aren’t I? Also my own account is fun, but you know what’s better than one account? Two accounts! And what’s even better than a regular account? An account representing the entire team!

The team account is for announcements. Not for pictures of your abs. You have over 3 million followers, why do you need the team’s? Sue is doing a fantastic job!

The people want to see my abs Richard and we all know it! They need to see my abs, the stats sure as hell back me up!

*Slightly taken aback my his last name.*

They do! I’ve seen the hits your posts get. People follow the team account for peace of mind and updates on what our family is doing.

And also for more pictures of my abs. We both know it. The team account gets a follower boost every time I take over. And I can’t blame them, my abs are chiseled.

We don’t need the follower boost! They don’t care about your workout routine!

The people do too care about my work out routine! I have fan girls for a reason!

This is exactly what your separate account is for! I have my own separate account. I use to post science facts and new research the youth is coming out with.

Ben has his and he shares family memories and cooking recipes.

Sue has hers and uses it for activism.

You are supposed to only use yours for your.. “thirst traps”

Yeah but they like it more on the team account. Plus, I don’t only post thirst traps when I’m in charge of the team account! I post memes too.

Again, not what that account is for.

But it is what it should be for.

But it’s not so please refrain.

Just wait till I guess the password correctly again…

I’ve actually changed it so it’s impossible to guess unless you can predict the randomness of cosmic radiation. The only true random.

…what the fu…

Franklin! Come here! Uncle Johnny needs help with something!

You will not be using his powers for mischief!

FRANKLIN HURRY UP!!1!! I’LL GET YOU ICE CREAM!

NO!!

YES!!

Everyone wants to save the world. Nobody wants to answer emails.

I have never answered a single email.

Who manages the Fantastic Four PR? Is it Johnny or did you guys hire a team?

I never thought about it. Mom and Dad usually handle PR, I think.

Your father, Reed Richards, manages PR?

Oh definitely not. I meant they handle it by paying someone else to do it.

Unless it is Johnny that does it.

I need to ask someone. PR is just not something I think about too deeply.

I can confirm, Reed hires someone to do it. But every once in a while I manage to guess the password and take over until Reed notices again.

Mhm.

You should totally just let me take over full time. I’m a great social media intern.

You have your own account Johnathan.

Woah…full name…I’m in trouble aren’t I? Also my own account is fun, but you know what’s better than one account? Two accounts! And what’s even better than a regular account? An account representing the entire team!

The team account is for announcements. Not for pictures of your abs. You have over 3 million followers, why do you need the team’s? Sue is doing a fantastic job!

The people want to see my abs Richard and we all know it! They need to see my abs, the stats sure as hell back me up!

*Slightly taken aback my his last name.*

They do! I’ve seen the hits your posts get. People follow the team account for peace of mind and updates on what our family is doing.

And also for more pictures of my abs. We both know it. The team account gets a follower boost every time I take over. And I can’t blame them, my abs are chiseled.

We don’t need the follower boost! They don’t care about your workout routine!

The people do too care about my work out routine! I have fan girls for a reason!

This is exactly what your separate account is for! I have my own separate account. I use to post science facts and new research the youth is coming out with.

Ben has his and he shares family memories and cooking recipes.

Sue has hers and uses it for activism.

You are supposed to only use yours for your.. “thirst traps”

Yeah but they like it more on the team account. Plus, I don’t only post thirst traps when I’m in charge of the team account! I post memes too.

Again, not what that account is for.

But it is what it should be for.

But it’s not so please refrain.

Just wait till I guess the password correctly again…

I’ve actually changed it so it’s impossible to guess unless you can predict the randomness of cosmic radiation. The only true random.

…what the fu…

Franklin! Come here! Uncle Johnny needs help with something!

You will not be using his powers for mischief!

FRANKLIN HURRY UP!!1!! I’LL GET YOU ICE CREAM!

Everyone wants to save the world. Nobody wants to answer emails.

I have never answered a single email.

Who manages the Fantastic Four PR? Is it Johnny or did you guys hire a team?

I never thought about it. Mom and Dad usually handle PR, I think.

Your father, Reed Richards, manages PR?

Oh definitely not. I meant they handle it by paying someone else to do it.

Unless it is Johnny that does it.

I need to ask someone. PR is just not something I think about too deeply.

I can confirm, Reed hires someone to do it. But every once in a while I manage to guess the password and take over until Reed notices again.

Mhm.

You should totally just let me take over full time. I’m a great social media intern.

You have your own account Johnathan.

Woah…full name…I’m in trouble aren’t I? Also my own account is fun, but you know what’s better than one account? Two accounts! And what’s even better than a regular account? An account representing the entire team!

The team account is for announcements. Not for pictures of your abs. You have over 3 million followers, why do you need the team’s? Sue is doing a fantastic job!

The people want to see my abs Richard and we all know it! They need to see my abs, the stats sure as hell back me up!

*Slightly taken aback my his last name.*

They do! I’ve seen the hits your posts get. People follow the team account for peace of mind and updates on what our family is doing.

And also for more pictures of my abs. We both know it. The team account gets a follower boost every time I take over. And I can’t blame them, my abs are chiseled.

We don’t need the follower boost! They don’t care about your workout routine!

The people do too care about my work out routine! I have fan girls for a reason!

This is exactly what your separate account is for! I have my own separate account. I use to post science facts and new research the youth is coming out with.

Ben has his and he shares family memories and cooking recipes.

Sue has hers and uses it for activism.

You are supposed to only use yours for your.. “thirst traps”

Yeah but they like it more on the team account. Plus, I don’t only post thirst traps when I’m in charge of the team account! I post memes too.

Again, not what that account is for.

But it is what it should be for.

But it’s not so please refrain.

Just wait till I guess the password correctly again…

I’ve actually changed it so it’s impossible to guess unless you can predict the randomness of cosmic radiation. The only true random.

…what the fu…

Franklin! Come here! Uncle Johnny needs help with something!

Everyone wants to save the world. Nobody wants to answer emails.

I have never answered a single email.

Who manages the Fantastic Four PR? Is it Johnny or did you guys hire a team?

I never thought about it. Mom and Dad usually handle PR, I think.

Your father, Reed Richards, manages PR?

Oh definitely not. I meant they handle it by paying someone else to do it.

Unless it is Johnny that does it.

I need to ask someone. PR is just not something I think about too deeply.

I can confirm, Reed hires someone to do it. But every once in a while I manage to guess the password and take over until Reed notices again.

Mhm.

You should totally just let me take over full time. I’m a great social media intern.

You have your own account Johnathan.

Woah…full name…I’m in trouble aren’t I? Also my own account is fun, but you know what’s better than one account? Two accounts! And what’s even better than a regular account? An account representing the entire team!

The team account is for announcements. Not for pictures of your abs. You have over 3 million followers, why do you need the team’s? Sue is doing a fantastic job!

The people want to see my abs Richard and we all know it! They need to see my abs, the stats sure as hell back me up!

*Slightly taken aback my his last name.*

They do! I’ve seen the hits your posts get. People follow the team account for peace of mind and updates on what our family is doing.

And also for more pictures of my abs. We both know it. The team account gets a follower boost every time I take over. And I can’t blame them, my abs are chiseled.

We don’t need the follower boost! They don’t care about your workout routine!

The people do too care about my work out routine! I have fan girls for a reason!

This is exactly what your separate account is for! I have my own separate account. I use to post science facts and new research the youth is coming out with.

Ben has his and he shares family memories and cooking recipes.

Sue has hers and uses it for activism.

You are supposed to only use yours for your.. “thirst traps”

Yeah but they like it more on the team account. Plus, I don’t only post thirst traps when I’m in charge of the team account! I post memes too.

Again, not what that account is for.

But it is what it should be for.

But it’s not so please refrain.

Just wait till I guess the password correctly again…

Everyone wants to save the world. Nobody wants to answer emails.

I have never answered a single email.

Who manages the Fantastic Four PR? Is it Johnny or did you guys hire a team?

I never thought about it. Mom and Dad usually handle PR, I think.

Your father, Reed Richards, manages PR?

Oh definitely not. I meant they handle it by paying someone else to do it.

Unless it is Johnny that does it.

I need to ask someone. PR is just not something I think about too deeply.

I can confirm, Reed hires someone to do it. But every once in a while I manage to guess the password and take over until Reed notices again.

Mhm.

You should totally just let me take over full time. I’m a great social media intern.

You have your own account Johnathan.

Woah…full name…I’m in trouble aren’t I? Also my own account is fun, but you know what’s better than one account? Two accounts! And what’s even better than a regular account? An account representing the entire team!

The team account is for announcements. Not for pictures of your abs. You have over 3 million followers, why do you need the team’s? Sue is doing a fantastic job!

The people want to see my abs Richard and we all know it! They need to see my abs, the stats sure as hell back me up!

*Slightly taken aback my his last name.*

They do! I’ve seen the hits your posts get. People follow the team account for peace of mind and updates on what our family is doing.

And also for more pictures of my abs. We both know it. The team account gets a follower boost every time I take over. And I can’t blame them, my abs are chiseled.

We don’t need the follower boost! They don’t care about your workout routine!

The people do too care about my work out routine! I have fan girls for a reason!

This is exactly what your separate account is for! I have my own separate account. I use to post science facts and new research the youth is coming out with.

Ben has his and he shares family memories and cooking recipes.

Sue has hers and uses it for activism.

You are supposed to only use yours for your.. “thirst traps”

Yeah but they like it more on the team account. Plus, I don’t only post thirst traps when I’m in charge of the team account! I post memes too.

Again, not what that account is for.

But it is what it should be for.

Everyone wants to save the world. Nobody wants to answer emails.

I have never answered a single email.

Who manages the Fantastic Four PR? Is it Johnny or did you guys hire a team?

I never thought about it. Mom and Dad usually handle PR, I think.

Your father, Reed Richards, manages PR?

Oh definitely not. I meant they handle it by paying someone else to do it.

Unless it is Johnny that does it.

I need to ask someone. PR is just not something I think about too deeply.

I can confirm, Reed hires someone to do it. But every once in a while I manage to guess the password and take over until Reed notices again.

Mhm.

You should totally just let me take over full time. I’m a great social media intern.

You have your own account Johnathan.

Woah…full name…I’m in trouble aren’t I? Also my own account is fun, but you know what’s better than one account? Two accounts! And what’s even better than a regular account? An account representing the entire team!

The team account is for announcements. Not for pictures of your abs. You have over 3 million followers, why do you need the team’s? Sue is doing a fantastic job!

The people want to see my abs Richard and we all know it! They need to see my abs, the stats sure as hell back me up!

*Slightly taken aback my his last name.*

They do! I’ve seen the hits your posts get. People follow the team account for peace of mind and updates on what our family is doing.

And also for more pictures of my abs. We both know it. The team account gets a follower boost every time I take over. And I can’t blame them, my abs are chiseled.

We don’t need the follower boost! They don’t care about your workout routine!

The people do too care about my work out routine! I have fan girls for a reason!

This is exactly what your separate account is for! I have my own separate account. I use to post science facts and new research the youth is coming out with.

Ben has his and he shares family memories and cooking recipes.

Sue has hers and uses it for activism.

You are supposed to only use yours for your.. “thirst traps”

Yeah but they like it more on the team account. Plus, I don’t only post thirst traps when I’m in charge of the team account! I post memes too.

Everyone wants to save the world. Nobody wants to answer emails.

I have never answered a single email.

Who manages the Fantastic Four PR? Is it Johnny or did you guys hire a team?

I never thought about it. Mom and Dad usually handle PR, I think.

Your father, Reed Richards, manages PR?

Oh definitely not. I meant they handle it by paying someone else to do it.

Unless it is Johnny that does it.

I need to ask someone. PR is just not something I think about too deeply.

I can confirm, Reed hires someone to do it. But every once in a while I manage to guess the password and take over until Reed notices again.

Mhm.

You should totally just let me take over full time. I’m a great social media intern.

You have your own account Johnathan.

Woah…full name…I’m in trouble aren’t I? Also my own account is fun, but you know what’s better than one account? Two accounts! And what’s even better than a regular account? An account representing the entire team!

The team account is for announcements. Not for pictures of your abs. You have over 3 million followers, why do you need the team’s? Sue is doing a fantastic job!

The people want to see my abs Richard and we all know it! They need to see my abs, the stats sure as hell back me up!

*Slightly taken aback my his last name.*

They do! I’ve seen the hits your posts get. People follow the team account for peace of mind and updates on what our family is doing.

And also for more pictures of my abs. We both know it. The team account gets a follower boost every time I take over. And I can’t blame them, my abs are chiseled.

We don’t need the follower boost! They don’t care about your workout routine!

The people do too care about my work out routine! I have fan girls for a reason!

Everyone wants to save the world. Nobody wants to answer emails.

I have never answered a single email.

Who manages the Fantastic Four PR? Is it Johnny or did you guys hire a team?

I never thought about it. Mom and Dad usually handle PR, I think.

Your father, Reed Richards, manages PR?

Oh definitely not. I meant they handle it by paying someone else to do it.

Unless it is Johnny that does it.

I need to ask someone. PR is just not something I think about too deeply.

I can confirm, Reed hires someone to do it. But every once in a while I manage to guess the password and take over until Reed notices again.

Mhm.

You should totally just let me take over full time. I’m a great social media intern.

You have your own account Johnathan.

Woah…full name…I’m in trouble aren’t I? Also my own account is fun, but you know what’s better than one account? Two accounts! And what’s even better than a regular account? An account representing the entire team!

The team account is for announcements. Not for pictures of your abs. You have over 3 million followers, why do you need the team’s? Sue is doing a fantastic job!

The people want to see my abs Richard and we all know it! They need to see my abs, the stats sure as hell back me up!

*Slightly taken aback my his last name.*

They do! I’ve seen the hits your posts get. People follow the team account for peace of mind and updates on what our family is doing.

And also for more pictures of my abs. We both know it. The team account gets a follower boost every time I take over. And I can’t blame them, my abs are chiseled.

Everyone wants to save the world. Nobody wants to answer emails.

I have never answered a single email.

Who manages the Fantastic Four PR? Is it Johnny or did you guys hire a team?

I never thought about it. Mom and Dad usually handle PR, I think.

Your father, Reed Richards, manages PR?

Oh definitely not. I meant they handle it by paying someone else to do it.

Unless it is Johnny that does it.

I need to ask someone. PR is just not something I think about too deeply.

I can confirm, Reed hires someone to do it. But every once in a while I manage to guess the password and take over until Reed notices again.

Mhm.

You should totally just let me take over full time. I’m a great social media intern.

You have your own account Johnathan.

Woah…full name…I’m in trouble aren’t I? Also my own account is fun, but you know what’s better than one account? Two accounts! And what’s even better than a regular account? An account representing the entire team!

The team account is for announcements. Not for pictures of your abs. You have over 3 million followers, why do you need the team’s? Sue is doing a fantastic job!

The people want to see my abs Richard and we all know it! They need to see my abs, the stats sure as hell back me up!

Everyone wants to save the world. Nobody wants to answer emails.

I have never answered a single email.

Who manages the Fantastic Four PR? Is it Johnny or did you guys hire a team?

I never thought about it. Mom and Dad usually handle PR, I think.

Your father, Reed Richards, manages PR?

Oh definitely not. I meant they handle it by paying someone else to do it.

Unless it is Johnny that does it.

I need to ask someone. PR is just not something I think about too deeply.

I can confirm, Reed hires someone to do it. But every once in a while I manage to guess the password and take over until Reed notices again.

Mhm.

You should totally just let me take over full time. I’m a great social media intern.

You have your own account Johnathan.

Woah…full name…I’m in trouble aren’t I? Also my own account is fun, but you know what’s better than one account? Two accounts! And what’s even better than a regular account? An account representing the entire team!

Everyone wants to save the world. Nobody wants to answer emails.

I have never answered a single email.

Who manages the Fantastic Four PR? Is it Johnny or did you guys hire a team?

I never thought about it. Mom and Dad usually handle PR, I think.

Your father, Reed Richards, manages PR?

Oh definitely not. I meant they handle it by paying someone else to do it.

Unless it is Johnny that does it.

I need to ask someone. PR is just not something I think about too deeply.

I can confirm, Reed hires someone to do it. But every once in a while I manage to guess the password and take over until Reed notices again.

Mhm.

You should totally just let me take over full time. I’m a great social media intern.

Everyone wants to save the world. Nobody wants to answer emails.

I have never answered a single email.

Who manages the Fantastic Four PR? Is it Johnny or did you guys hire a team?

I never thought about it. Mom and Dad usually handle PR, I think.

Your father, Reed Richards, manages PR?

Oh definitely not. I meant they handle it by paying someone else to do it.

Unless it is Johnny that does it.

I need to ask someone. PR is just not something I think about too deeply.

I can confirm, Reed hires someone to do it. But every once in a while I manage to guess the password and take over until Reed notices again.

nycswebhead

can everyone stop doing crimes in the fucking snow storm. i am not wearing anything under this outfit i am freezing my spiderdick off

the-one-and-only-piper-offical

Do you want me to ask Reed to get you a temperature adjusting suit

ryan-reynolds-offical

Ryan Reynolds.

homosexuality-offical

homosexuality.

ur-least-fav-gal-offical

Ur least fav gal.

The one and only Piper.

definitely-ao3-offical

definitely not ao3

dr-pepper-offical

Dr. Pepper

skyan-official

skyan

evilpineapple-offical

Evil Pineapple

shah4139

Ati

dad jokes.

fox.

tired shipper.

lightsabersandbluecookies

*fancy word with r* roses

null-the-void-monarch-offical

Null the Void Monarch

kermitthebomber-offical

Kermit the bomber

zeta-finnish

Zeta Finnish

breadcrumb-offical

Breadcrumb

plague-doctor--offical

plague doctor

opossum-on-heroin-offical

Opossum on heroin

profain-offical

profain

nobody-official

nobody

Storms approaching

czechia-offical

Dearest friends, enemies, and anything between and beyond,

The time has come to celebrate the most wonderful occasion anyone could ever witness. This will be the wedding of the century, to bind the once-separated but forever meant to be. And so, it is with great respect and honour that we invite you to this event of love, hoping you will accept.

Come join us on the 9th of April to witness the most beautiful ceremony in the existence of the entirety of the universe.

— Czechia (and Slovakia)

(To RSVP, please just reblog saying so, thank you! Anyone not on the invite list is also welcome to join)