Stars Are Just A Splattering Of Hopes That Burned. @stormtide24 - Tumblr Blog

Do you ever just want to pack up and leave out of the blue without saying anything to anyone like just leave and start a new life

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hey please share and donate to help this man get out of this evil fuckin situation

the gofundme has a lil shy of 4000$ to go!!!

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Florence Welch photographed by Matthew Stone for Clash Magazine (2011).

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TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

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i think we need tuesday dog again in our lives in 2020

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Mark Antony, circa 43 BCE, colorized by @questionartbox

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@penthesileas

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Spent the afternoon writing letters

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Lissajous curve table

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i dont understand what this is but its so mesmerising

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The top row circles determine where the dot is on the X-axis, the left row detetmines where it is on the Y-axis. They’re used to show more complex harmonic motion

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@the-real-numbers

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Appropriate ways to appreciate this gif:

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So, on the one hand, I know that this actually happened because the IT guy who did the list set Wakanda as the test name to see if the system worked and then forgot to take it out. On the other hand, this is the best coincidence I’ve seen in a while and I’m laughing my ass off.

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Who travels to spread this bullshit? They should not get to see other countries and cultures

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I fixed it

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lmao. the great irony here is that by the time the wall was finished, it was outdated and useless

It’s very likely that at some point in the future, another child will grow up in your childhood home, and will end up having many of the same sorts of memories in the same place that you had them.

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bitter-sweet

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relishing the thought of a young child being stung by wasps in the weird storage space behind the couch

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I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

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I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

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Actual advice! Just yeet a goose

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Yeet the geese

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I’ve been reading the replies to this so here’s an update!

DO NOT KICK A GOOSE. Geese are very important for nature as they maintain insect populations and they help pick weeds that try to kill useful plants! Geese are good, they’re just grumpy. Never kick one because you could fatally injure them. They do not have the bone structure to survive a strong kick.

I had to deal with this a lot because my family bred geese. Geese are not happy about their eggs being taken so after you take one, they remember for their whole lives. We had a farm, we did what we had to do in order to survive. We loved our geese and our geese loved us, just not when we were taking their babies.

Do not kill Geese just because they’re mean. Please

Yes you could crawl towards them, but that only works if it’s one goose. If it’s more than one attacking you, you can yeet them as they get close.

This post was about white geese, which is what we bred, but you can do this for Canadian geese too! Because attacking a Canadian goose can get you a fine and even jail time, this is a much nicer approach to being attacked by a goose.

Also for some reason a lot of replies are saying this can break a goose’s neck???? It can’t??? Don’t spread lies. Geese are built to be picked up by the neck and they have tons of muscles in their necks to support being thrown. This is how they fight each other. It doesn’t hurt them. Just stuns them.

DO NOT DO THIS TO SWANS!!!!!!! SWANS ARE EVIL IF YOU ARE BEING ATTACKED BY A SWAN JUST ACCEPT YOUR DEATH. THEY WILL NOT BE STUNNED. THEY WILL NOT FORGET. THEY WILL FOLLOW YOU HOME AND MURDER YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. SWANS ARE DEMONS

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Actually, I have picked up a swan by just, slotting in under my arm; once their wings are held in place they just sorta hiss a bit and accept their fate. It’s how wildlife centres and rspca deal with them. They just use swan-bags, I’M NOT kidding, that completely neutralizes them. LOOK AT ALL THESE DEMONIC BULLIES BEING DEFEATED BY BEING CHIHUAHUA-HANDBBAGGED.

In fairness, in MY CASE, this was a juvenile male, but old enough that the dad had evicted it from the lake. He was in my way, hissing and refusing to move; and if you hiss at me, that’s a challenge, baby!

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Most birds will accept their fate once you have their wings (geese will, in my experience, chill once you have them under an arm too, I pick them up like that). They transport peafowl in sacks like that too:

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I have no ability to percieve myself on a physical level. I looked at a girl and said "I wish I looked like that" and my friends almost killed me bc apparently she could've been my twin.

When I was younger I read a romantic description in a book of a woman's "Cupid's bow lips" and I lamented to my mom about how desperately I wished to have such lips bc it seemed so romantic and she was like "you literally have a Cupid's bow"

and I was like oh this is great news!

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I wanted to have green eyes so so badly and one day I realized I DO have green eyes but three of my siblings have blue eyes so I just conceptualized myself with the wrong eye color for like. 15 years.