Sherlockedinasheet

helloo. I deleted my old account and here I am starting my life from scratch. I believe in Sherlock Holmes. Psycho-hiddlestoner. Dragoon is my bestfriend. Majjjor Harry Potter fan. Soon to be the doctor's companion. A complete fannibal. Life ambition: be an apprentice to the Kingkiller. Books and tumblr are the only gods I am aware of. But anyway, enough about me. Please, go on, scroll down, you're most welcome to my humble abode and my only reason for existence; i bid thee farewell, and may the force be with you.

[segamascott]

[superwholockedinforbiddenforest]

joy has a habit of returning

JOY HAS A HABIT OF RETURNING

WHEN U R HORSEY

REMEMBER USER PASTAPILLED SAY

joy has a habit of returning

[dsudis]

So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.

[relevant-catnik]

Hmm.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

[ruusverd]

Actual answer: the sheep know the dogs are not sheep, and they also know the dog is protecting them and take their cues from the dog about whether they need to run for the barn or can just ignore anything scary that approaches.

However, a friend once had an extremely premature orphan lamb born in December who had to live in the house for a couple of months with leg braces and all that, who due to spending her lambhood with dogs instead of sheep came out of the whole experience convinced she was a livestock guardian dog! She would patrol the perimeter of the fields every evening with the actual dog, stand watch in the barn door at night like the dog, and was more than willing to throw down if she saw something scary coming towards the flock the way the guard dog did. Tragically orphaned lamb did a convincing job at being a guard dog without actually having any of the biological advantages a dog has over a sheep.

Which I suppose made her Sheep Batman.

[superwholockedinforbiddenforest]

And this, kids, is why kinship and personhood (or, to be variety inclusive, beinghood) are social constructs.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

[birdsareblooming]

it's been like 2 years. i havent touched it. never needed to. "you don't really have a choice," are you so swift to forget the recent past? Bitch i still use itunes to download mp3s to so i have them forever and any song i want, then my sister burns them to CDs. When boycotts rolled out my other sister got no thanks to scan what products we shouldn't buy. i still use corded headphones not because "its older" but because it's easier. a fool criticizes those who buy candles 200 years after the invention of the electric light until the power goes out. become ungovernable. you are not immune to propaganda. you've never had Chatgpt forced upon you, the only thing forced upon you is the idea that Chatgpt is forced upon you. why claim you need something today that you didn't need yesterday. little bitch.

[teophan]

[superwholockedinforbiddenforest]

After 29 years, I'm happy to announce that while I'm physically chasing academic validation and marking essays, I'm spiritually either a coastal grand daughter or a child of divorce growing up in the mountains. 3 important things about this

It rains a lot in both these places.

I'm both emotionally numb and an emotional hurricane in both these scenarious.

No I will not be explaining.

[mattsmemes]

[dramashii]

Guardian: The Lonely and Great God (2016)

[youbelongwithme]

“Fans are my favorite thing in the world. I’ve never been the type of artist who has that line drawn between their friends and their fans. The line’s always been really blurred for me. I’ll hang out with them after the show. I’ll hang out with them before the show. If I see them in the mall, I’ll stand there and talk to them for 10 minutes. I don’t care. I’m just a senior in high school who has a better job. Who am I to think I’m better than talking to people?” ― Taylor Swift

Making these, once again I could feel Taylor loves us just like we do. I’ve never seen an artist who loves and cares about their fans like her. It’s such an honor to be a fan of a person like you, Taylor. I’ll forever support you. Love you so much! taylorswift

[superwholockedinforbiddenforest]

Its been 10 years since I reposted this wow. I was 17 and I loved her then. I'm 27 and I love her still.

[muresetivoire]

I post for the bitches who want to fall in love but hate love and are the most melancholy, grumpy cats to exist

[superwholockedinforbiddenforest]

Seeing this in 2024 again and realising this is still my entire personality wtf bye

[1percentcharge]

we honestly need to debunk the myth of the “warm pillow and blankie in bed.” the blankie is not warm it is a SCAM when the blankie “keeps you warm and cozy” it is because of YOUR natural body heat that blankie just holds in. thats right. youre doing most of the work and your blankie is taking the credit. but really what can you expect these days

[cabbage-with-legs]

Objection your honor

Electric blankie

[1percentcharge]

objection crushed and destroyed by heavy objects until it died

[punkrockhound]

your honor i think you should reconsider or i'm going to throw one heavy object at you

[manishaaaaa]

Midnights is for the girls who worked hard to get a life of their own, but now feel empty, it's the album you listen to when you're alone in the kitchen with no partner to cook with, no friends to go out with, no parents to comfort you. It's for the jo march girls, who gave up everything and everyone and pretend like it's alright but cry themselves to sleep every night, it's for the girls who stare at the ceiling for hours after coming home, it's for the masterminds, the people pleasers, for the girls who think they're unlovable, it's for the autumn/winter girls, it's for the girls who love rain and gloom, it's for the girls who read the most gut wrenching books to feel emotions, it's the ultimate sad girl album.

[morganizer]

crazy that Goncharov (1973) will be 50 years old in a few months because it seems like it just came out yesterday

[thealphapigeon]

Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something i have never seen someone look so tired and also so upset and also also so envious

[susansontag]

thought this was neat

[becomedog]

if on something like giving the option of a gift of food you are like “but what if i AM crossing a boundary/being rude” i’ll share an exchange between my therapist and myself i often think of:

me: “i just want to respect their boundaries”

therapist: “you can’t respect boundaries when they haven’t expressed them. those aren’t their boundaries, those are your assumptions.”

[superwholockedinforbiddenforest]

OMG THISSS. THIS X100 TIMES. When I first read that tweet I could hear all my desi (Indian) ancestors screech back in time. “How will you know if you don’t go there and make the first move? How will they know they can turn to you if they need sugar or tea or comfort? How can you live with someone and not even try to know them?” I think we all need reevaluate what we’re beginning to consider (rather rigidly in my opinion) healthy relationships, toxicity, boundaries, and community building. 

[red-r0ver]

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

[bookshelfdreams]

🐿️🦔🦉🐜🕷️

wildlife returning to your dash :)

[swords-n-spindles]

🌳🦆🌿🌈🌅🐸🌱🌳🦋🌳

Look, there's a small river crossing your dash!

[irondoe]

⛰️⛰️🏔️🐏🌲🐐⛰️🌲🦅🏔️⛰️

We're coming up on a mountain range

[shieldmaidenofsherwood]

🌱🌾🌻☘️🌼🌱🏵🌾🌼🐦☘️🌻☘️🌾🌱🏵

Meadow!

[cressthegreenwitch]

🌅🌊🐬🐟🐠🐙🐚🌴

Slowly reaching the coast!

[wonderful-emoji]

☁️🍃🕊️☁️🐦☁️☁️🦅🦇☁️🦋☁️🌤️

Into the sky

[emoji-shitposts]

🌌🌙🚀☄️🌌🪐🌟💫🌌🪐🌠🛸

Made it to space!

[gwyoi]

☢️💥☄️

i killed you all.

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

🔥🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🌱🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🪨🔥

and yet, life remains

[septicake]

🔥🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🔫🌱🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🪨🔥

it has a fucking gun

[housemarcellus]

[superwholockedinforbiddenforest]

since 2014

[mothndust]

[forestfullofberries]

[mwagneto]

i firmly believe the ideal way to consume media is by looking at tumblr posts about it (breaking bad, american psycho, supernatural etc) but never actually watching it, which means Goncharov (1973) is absolutely perfect for this website