smoosh

[strahmfucker]

sorry for literally dying for like 2 years hi im back

[beesmygod]

what is the child annihilating zipline

in 2010, a camp counselor goon logged on to the somethingawful forums asking for help with the zipline he build from scratch, and with no engineering knowledge, that didn’t seem to be working right. when he tested it with a sandbag, it continued to gather speed during the entirety of the 143 foot drop (19 degree slope) until it slammed into the wooden platform at the bottom at a speed of 65mph, presumably creating a child paste that would have to be scraped off to be sent home. there were pictures.

[acridrainshowers]

groverhaus and the child-annihilating zipline are classics of post and we will never forget them

too bad the zipline isn’t as famous. the fucked-up bathroom has even gained more traction than the child-exploding summer camp zipline. there is no justice

[onceiwashere]

i love this but DON’T denigrate the fucked up bathroom that’s a legend

[patrickdiomedes]

fucked up bathroom?

[onceiwashere]

before and after extensive diy renovations 

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

this looks like a doom wad

[goatplanet]

The extremely good news is that someone DID make it into a doom wad

https://twitter.com/dietinghippo/status/1102879467741966336

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

this is un fucking believable

[football-in-tuxedos]

I’m sorry, y’all are selling RIPline (The Machine to Kill Children) short, so I need to bring in YouTuber and generally amazing person Dan Olson in to sum this up for me

And some visual aides

[strahmfucker]

im in a discord gc called ‘*chad face* *says mark hoffman in cursive*’ and i dont know how to feel

[strahmfucker]

discord please stop putting (edited) there and embarassing me thank you

[strahmfucker]

hi im back from the dead

[cynicallity]

vibes

[strahmfucker]

excuse me

[strahmfucker]

lying with my dog

don’t mind the shit camera quality and lighting

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[strahmfucker]

credit: @hallowed-blight

[strahmfucker]

‘‘are you okay’‘

i kin zepp hindle what do you honestly expect

[strahmfucker]

found my new favourite behind the scenes picture

[strahmfucker]

the power went off from 9 pm last night to now so like 14 or 15 hours

[strahmfucker]

ok i corrected my teacher on my name bc she deadnamed me and she replied someone tell me to check the message

[strahmfucker]

should i sleep it’s nearly 4am

but i could watch saw right now

[strahmfucker]

blowjobs.

[strahmfucker]

ever just forget how the japanese writing system works and just look at a りょ in utter confusion for a second

[strahmfucker]

i stood on a tack when i try and pukl it out it really really hurts what do i do

[strahmfucker]

ok its out nevermind