it ain't over til it's over (and it ain't over yet)

s, he/him

[straightotlc]

actually the neon flying squid is super fucking rad lemme find more photos

[straightotlc]

look at them go!

[straightotlc]

tramsgemder squid :)

[straightotlc]

you know when you look in the mirror and recognize yourself and it's such a visceral reaction taht you think you might throw up but like in a good way

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[penguintim]

"Heterostraightphobia doesn't exist"

Me, an innocent heterostraight: Good macklemorning to you

Tumbler SWJs:

[kittykatninja321]

I accidentally made a closeted emoji

[straightotlc]

i heart starving myself for no reason it's literally my favorite hobby

[taraxippos]

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

[taraxippos]

Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical

[karvina]

here is my collection of barney murder songs as they appeared in the notes and comments of this post at about 4 pm pacific 7/25, somewhat arbitrarily color coded to show similar memes. it appears that "baseball bat and 2x4" is the mode configuration but there is so much variation that that exact phrasing only makes up a small part of the set. if i knew more about statistical modeling i would turn this into some kind of data tree that shows which phrases are most likely to follow other phrases.

[leupagus]

Hey so not to be all "what the fuck, Youths," but...what the fuck, Youths

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

[straightotlc]

i should order more trans tape. but have we considered; i don’t want to

[straightotlc]

post cancelled i am riding the high of how awesome i look with trans tape. can’t wait to get more

[straightotlc]

THEY REMOVED MY FUCKING NIPPLES

(i accidentally ordered to the wrong address at first so i had to cancel and reorder. and the cancellation email was really funny)

[duckbunny]

your twenties are not "late" to start hrt. that is a normal time to start hrt. your thirties are also a normal time to start hrt. your seventies are pretty late to start hrt, but not too late. like, statistically, that's at the end of the curve. but if you are not dead, it is not too late for hrt.

[duckbunny]

your twenties are not "late" to start hrt. that is a normal time to start hrt. your thirties are also a normal time to start hrt. your seventies are pretty late to start hrt, but not too late. like, statistically, that's at the end of the curve. but if you are not dead, it is not too late for hrt.

[duckbunny]

your twenties are not "late" to start hrt. that is a normal time to start hrt. your thirties are also a normal time to start hrt. your seventies are pretty late to start hrt, but not too late. like, statistically, that's at the end of the curve. but if you are not dead, it is not too late for hrt.

[batmanlesbian]

they do not go in the direction you think they will go

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[straightotlc]

i should order more trans tape. but have we considered; i don’t want to

[straightotlc]

post cancelled i am riding the high of how awesome i look with trans tape. can’t wait to get more

[straightotlc]

THEY REMOVED MY FUCKING NIPPLES

(i accidentally ordered to the wrong address at first so i had to cancel and reorder. and the cancellation email was really funny)

[straightotlc]

i should order more trans tape. but have we considered; i don’t want to

[straightotlc]

post cancelled i am riding the high of how awesome i look with trans tape. can’t wait to get more