Matt

im very weird.

[strangeboimatt]

* rolls condom on foot*

There. Now im ready to shove my foot.

Up your

ASS

[strangeboimatt]

So at the doctors the other day, my dad made a comment about how my legs are hairy, which i replied " i dont care".

This man. This man that provided the semen in order for me to be conceived. Casually says. " girls dont want girls with hairy legs"

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME GIRLS WANT ME ANYWAYS

CHRIS

[strangeboimatt]

Also like... mom wanted you and your legs are hairy than mine. Idc if yours " are supposed to be hairy" suck my nonexisTANT DICK

CHRIS

[strangeboimatt]

You know what? I think im fine with not getting a girlfriend :)

As long as i get a cat :)

If i get both

AWESOME

[strangeboimatt]

ALSO I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND IM GETTING A KITTEN HA

[strangeboimatt]

So at the doctors the other day, my dad made a comment about how my legs are hairy, which i replied " i dont care".

This man. This man that provided the semen in order for me to be conceived. Casually says. " girls dont want girls with hairy legs"

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME GIRLS WANT ME ANYWAYS

CHRIS

[strangeboimatt]

This aged well lmao

[strangeboimatt]

UPDATE

I GOT A GIRLFRIEND HELL YES

Thats it carry on :)

[strangeboimatt]

You know what? I think im fine with not getting a girlfriend :)

As long as i get a cat :)

If i get both

AWESOME

[strangeboimatt]

I'd appreciate if someone could answer my question! :)

WHY THE

HELL

ARE

GIRLS

SO FUCKING CUTE

[strangeboimatt]

So at the doctors the other day, my dad made a comment about how my legs are hairy, which i replied " i dont care".

This man. This man that provided the semen in order for me to be conceived. Casually says. " girls dont want girls with hairy legs"

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME GIRLS WANT ME ANYWAYS

CHRIS

[strangeboimatt]

Im just saying, " in the bedroom down the hall" is the " disappear" reprise and you can fight me on that

[05637-deactivated20190328]

do you ever have those bloggers that you know by a nickname you kinda just gave them and you get excited to see them on your dash even though you’ve barely/never spoken to them ever

[05637-deactivated20190328]

reblog if it’s okay for ur followers to come into your inbox and tell you what they nicknamed u

[strangeboimatt]

Even tho i barely have any followers, this still counts :))

[strangeboimatt]

I saw a drawing of michael and i swear to god i actually squeaked

[strangeboimatt]

Pro tip

Dont scroll through your likes on tumblr ( or anything tbh) if you have gay fanart :') i almost had a heart attack when a drawing of a guy kissing another guys neck came on my phone:')

[strangeboimatt]

I am distressed

The theme for tonights night rehearsal is vsco girls and im done

( but it means i can skskskill myself 😎😎)

[strangeboimatt]

What the fuck is the noise i just heard im actually scared

[strangeboimatt]

Me: * sobbing at 10 pm when im trying to get myself on a good schedule * WHY CANT I STOP LOOKING AT GAY FANART

[strangeboimatt]

I dont remember if it was some weird dream or if i saw it somewhere but i swear to god i had a dream where evan looked like Michael Scott from the office? Like. I was flat out convinced Evan looked like him. Just Michael Scott but wearing Evan's clothes and the wrist cast.

[strangeboimatt]

Im slightly proud of this drawing, but at the same time im not?

Edit: ew the hands