hey hi hello

hello im lou or aiden 😋 he/neos, aroace. 15. i have a buncha interests but my main one is project hail mary. mmmmm bloodymary...

[sunderwight]

Early 2010's shippers on tumblr did not work overtime coming up with some of god's most unhinged crack and crossover ships for people in the 2020's to try and claim that smashing together Ryan Gosling and Markiplier's conventionally attractive doomed space men is some kind of absurdity.

[strangemeatball]

a headcanon about simon that's always peeved me is that he can't read or write.

he literally explicitly states when talking to ava about the sm-8 that he can do so. "it has letters on it. i can read."

not to mention one of the first scenes is him looking through the subs manuals. he reads the note about crossing the wires. he knows what the labels on the things of supplies say.

and with the writing a whole portion of the movie is simon making his own part of the map! and labeling it! how could you just ignore that??

it just feels like people are trying to dumb him down and it's really frustrating. my boy has proven time and time again he can read and write man

[goodieprocter]

This one goes out to my cat (and also @justcakethanks of course)

[autumnstar06]

It's really sad seeing so many fics where Rocky is ignored so that Grace and Simon can bond

Those guys are way to much best friends and co-dependent to let each other be alone with a stranger on the ship

[emiqip]

"Bloodymary is fucking peak!!" I scream at the enraged mob, hollering at me to die.

"He's right!" A voice echoes from the back of the crowd.

I raise my head- Markiplier from YouTube is smiling at me.

[rainfeather13]

Everyone SHUT UP she’s TRENDING !!!!

[birdbyrne]

to bloodymary enjoyers who refuse to watch iron lung, it rlly isnt a super intense horror movie ima be real. its mostly just suspenseful

[strangemeatball]

simon x deep root disease from gemini home entertainment

LET ME COOK

[onlyplatonicirl]

Oh man I haven’t had a new interest in a while. It’s always been the same three things on repeat. I wonder when I’ll st-

Ok.

[thereareotherways-ofpersuasion]

i love how everyone's opinion of ryland grace's sexuality is

completely aroace

gay for rock

gay for rock x2

gay for markiplier

gay for the antagonist of his (headcannoned) twin brother's movie

boytoy for Eva Stratt

edit: and also

gay for his bodyguard turned bestfriend

gay for tony fucking stark

gay for david tennant (dr. who edition)

gay for david tennant (good omens edition)

edit 2: THERES MORE

gay for superman

gay for mike crew (??)

gay for tangerine bullet train

gay for The Driver from hit movie The Drive

the third to whatever nonsense dubois and shapiro have going on

dr lokkens malewife

gay for mickey 17

[paper-lilypie]

I feel we bloodymaries overlook one key detail when depicting the boys and it’s that Simon has the Softest most Wettest eyes in the universe and that needs to be exploited more

[wraithillustrates]

what is your opinion on the fact that simon, iron lung, and bloodymary are no longer trending tags?

I am currently crying about it.

im fucking devastated this is like finding out about the twin towers

[lady-raziel]

anyone surprised that markiplier knows about the bloodymary ship doesn't remember this is a man who has seen himself ass blasted by springtrap you must assume that whatever the most obscure, insane content you've involved him in he not only knows about it but already knows more than you'll ever fathom. it's too late. he knew before you even knew you knew he knew you knew

[546potspansnroaches]

absolutely nothing is stopping me from being an aroace grace truther and a bloodymary truther at the same time

[leaving-earth]

[birdbyrne]

Im loving how grace is usually headcanoned as either aro/ace or An Absolute Freak and there's very little middle ground lmfao

[softbrah]

“online fandom bestie that you once shared intense intimacies with but don’t really talk to anymore simply bc we drifted into new blorbo obsessions” is such a specific type of relationship that has to be impossible to explain to anyone who hasn’t experienced it