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awww 🥰👍

[Transcript:

Cat meows twice, dropping a leaf in front of a man. The man, seated at a desk, pets the cat.

Man: Aww, thank you Chloe. What a good girl. I will add it to the collection.

The cat walks away in satisfaction. The man picks up the leaf and puts it on a corner of his desk, which is covered in similar leaves.

End transcript.]

legend-of-the-fandoms

Watching it without sound the first time just makes the experience all the better.

somethinginsideyourhead

apparently there was a stunt in icarly where Gibby jumps from the ceiling into the ground but there were no safety measures and the stuntman broke his fucking ribs 😭

somethinginsideyourhead

this is it. this was allowed to air on nickelodeon.

somethinginsideyourhead

genuine shock/disbelief on all their faces

sugarmountainspring

He caught like a foot of air on the bounce... Holy shit

totallynotagentphilcoulson

Why in gods name didn’t they just toss a Gibby-shaped dummy holy shit there was no need for this stunt on fucking iCarly

disregardcanon

so, according to gibby’s actor, this is exactly what happened

al-lat

cleverclara

serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty

Boss made a dollar

I made a dime,

That was a poem

From a simpler time.

Now boss makes a thousand

And gives us a cent

While he’s got employees

Who can’t pay the rent.

So when boss makes a million

And the workers make jack

Then that’s when we riot

And take our lives back.

#WorkingClassSolidarity

etakeh

Friendly reminder that Kellogg and John Deere workers are currently striking.

etakeh

Bonus Kellogg content:

December 7, 2021 12:00 PM PST Last Updated 8 hours ago United States

Kellogg to permanently replace striking employees as workers reject new contract

saint-batrick

welp.

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

sindri42

Shouldn’t have made it so bouncy then.

zevveli

The story behind how March of the Gladiators actually became associated with clowns is actually kind of amazing. So when circuses were becoming a thing the performers needed a way to keep in contact and keep organized. So the bands would have certain songs that they would perform that meant different things that the cast knew but the audience didn't. IIRC March of The Gladiators was a signal that there was an issue that needed to be resolved before the next act could go on and for the Clowns to come out and do some improvisational bits in order to keep the audience entertained.

marlynnofmany

That is fascinating, on par with the thing about sailors going to work in the theater, and whistling to each other like they did on the ships -- which led to the superstition about not whistling on stage or else you might get a sandbag dropped on your head.

I love learning the answers to questions I never thought to ask.

saybyebus

While we’re on the subject, the song Stars and Stripes Forever is circus code for “it’s an emergency; get the patrons out NOW.”

humofnight

i love one (1) disaster wizard

curlicuecal

It’s a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don’t eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, you’ll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates.

artbymoga-deactivated20200516

Reblogging for that comment ^

starjeweled-alpenglow

Hats off for negative jokes turned to wholesome posts

rosarenn

So this was me for a long time. Afraid to open the door, certain that all that I was would crash and break. That I could never be repaired.

But I opened the door.

And what fell out and crashed to the ground was not me. They weren’t my dishes.

They were other people’s dishes.

Put inside we without my permission, when I was too young to know that I could not hold them all.

I opened the door, and I’m still here.

It turns out, I’m not that fragile.

randomslasher

Oh damn it got better

knight-of-time64-deactivated202

THANK YOU TWO FOR MAKING OUR LIVES A LITTLE BETTER

shittylifeprotips

SLPT: Confuse those wine snobs by *hearing* the wine

zombiebiologist

so i told my mom about this post before she and my dad went on a trip to napa, and she was delighted to try this out

and apparently, when she straight-faced, lifted her glass of chardonnay to her ear and swirled it, she baffled the other winery-goers so much that they all instinctively did exactly the same thing. that sort of crowd-think, that you aren’t quite sure what’s right but you’ll be damned if you’re mistaken for the plebian that you are

but watching that was enough for my mom to lose her composure, laugh so hard she cried, and spill the entire glass all over herself, in the process getting kicked out of the winery

so long story short do this at your own risk

amazeballsorz

This is so judgemental and so are many of the comments, if I saw someone do this I’d totally try it too, not because I’m afraid of being “mistaken for a plebian” (I’m damn proud of being a plebian, I actually like making rich people uncomfortable by being visibly working class in their fancy environments), but because I’d be curious if you can actually hear something. Maybe it’s not the wine that makes a sound, maybe there’s just some interesting acoustics in there or I don’t know, but I do know there are a lot of things that are worth listening to that you might not think of, like I always listen to my popcorn after it’s done popping, it makes a very quiet but wonderful sound, you all should try listening to weird things more instead of just sitting around congratulating yourself on being superior to people with normal human instincts, not being one of the sheeple (how’s that for being a snob btw) because all of you know for sure you wouldn’t fall for this if it ever happened to you.

catchymemes

gingerchangeling

For those who aren’t getting the brilliance- this couple (?) is streaming World of Warcraft and I think are dressed up as their characters. Two normal sized people, one of whom is playing a dwarf. And who takes it upon himself to pretend to be too short to just get off his chair and then, aware that his SO also has her camera going, proceeds to walk across the frame on his knees to give the illusion that he’s actually that short.

princesshamlet-deactivated20210

shinobicyrus

Yo ya’ll are forgetting the best part:

whitepeopletwitter

actualmythicalcreature

I taught my kid that swear words (important note: this does not include derogatory names for groups of people) are just words that can carry a social consequence. When you are a child, this consequence isn’t on you, as much as it is on your parents, who are responsible for you. As such, parents usually just ask their kids not to swear. Instead of that, I told him to ask me before he swore so I could explain the potential social consequences and we could make the decision together. So far, he’s asked a handful of times if he could swear at Trump while we watched the news. I found this perfectly acceptable, so he got to say “Ｆｕｃｋ trump”. Once when he dislocated his knee, he asked to swear - I said yea, he yelled “HOLY SHIT OUCH” and I asked if it made him feel better, he said it did. Once in traffic someone almost hit us and he asked to swear, I said yes - he said “That guy is an ASSHOLE” and I was like, yeah. 100% he was. He’s never asked to swear at a time that I felt was inappropriate. I have 0 regrets about this parenting decision.

injuries-in-dust

Give him back the squishy!

😭

dreaming-c0rps3

recoiloperated

Who's forcing you to work out?

recoiloperated

I've just realized I misunderstood this post.

snaily-deactivated

3/7/18

this is a call out post for my little trash man who wont let me go anywhere

snaily-deactivated

just in case anyone wanted to see him in action

babyanimalgifs

This is so wholesome

anx1ous-op0ssum

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

callmebliss

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is