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I'd been thinking on it for a long time, but especially now with the ban waves- About DMing mutuals on this blog and my main, exchanging discords, possibly inviting to a server, to keep in touch. If I can work past the social awkwardness, soon hdfghdfgj
asking doggirl i hooked up with if she knew what milklines were and watching her eyes get really shiny when i trace lines down her tummy & emphasize where i want to leave hickies to give her 'dog tits'
my kink desires oscillate rapidly between "Make that emotionally neglected tgirl feel the level of comfort and safety and care she truly deserves while she melts into bliss" and "god she's fucking pathetic I wonder what noises she'd make if I tried *this*"
she takes studying vampires very seriously
fingers in her mouth friday
I am HAUNTED by the person that said something like "in this the vampire is the monster fucker and not the human" and idk why their comment got deleted but YOU FUCKING GET IT. YOU GET ME!!!!
found an angel wandering around last night. it was standing in the street dazed, looking up at a flourescent light. didn't want it to get hit by a car so i tried to nudge it onto the sidewalk but it started getting agitated when it realized i was there. poor thing seems to be almost totally blind; there's a crack in its halo so maybe that's why. i managed to leash it and that calmed it down a bit. ended up bringing it home and it's just been sitting on my bedroom floor staring at the ceiling light. anyone know what angels eat?
it seems to like fruit loops well enough. i guess they're halo shaped. doesn't have much of an appetite.
it was grimy as hell when i found it. i got it into the bathtub but it didn't seem to know how to wash itself. it really doesn't like being touched but i had to clean it up myself. spent a while digging caked on dirt out of its back feathers while it squirmed around in the tub.
seems like it can't really see or hear much, and one of its arms is cracked off like a marble statue. weird, since the rest of it is so soft to the touch. its halo is all cracked and chipped as well. maybe it did get hit by a car or something.
it doesn't want to sleep anywhere but the floor. seems a bit less stressed now that it's clean and fed, though. once it found the little pillow nest i made it at the foot of my bed, it curled right up and went to sleep. i can hear its halo quietly vibrating down there. kind of sounds like it's purring.
it's warming up to me a little. still doesn't like being touched but it'll nuzzle into my hand sometimes while i work. got it a dog bed and put it under my desk, and it seems mostly content to lie down there during the day.
sometimes it'll wander around the house. i hear it knock shit over occasionally, and i usually find it on the ground covering its head in shame. i don't know how to tell the poor thing that knocking over a lamp is not a big deal and also pretty understandable for a blind angel in an unfamiliar space. i usually just bring it back to its spot under my desk. it squirms like a cat a bit when i pick it up but doesn't stop me. it's a lot lighter than i would've expected.
one time i was playing music while cleaning and found it pressing its head against the speaker. maybe it can hear a little after all? maybe the vibrations remind it of other angels. maybe it's just a black sabbath fan lol.
gave it an oversized bad religion t-shirt to wear. i doubt it appreciates the irony but looking at its bare ass all the time was giving me bad ideas. i'm pretty sure if i tried to fuck it i'd get struck by lightning or something. probably.
the angel figured out how to use the volume controls on my speaker and keeps turning it all the way up. anytime i play something it doesnt like it'll come pester me until i change it. would be really cute if it wasn't so picky. all it wants to listen to is metal. how the fuck did i manage to adopt the world's only metalhead angel?
brought it on a hike earlier. it's been in my apartment for a while and i was worried it was going stir crazy. it was pretty slow going cause i had to help it not trip over roots and stuff but it seemed to be enjoying the fresh air. we passed a radio tower at one point and it wouldn't stop staring at it.
i had to pick it up a couple times to navigate some rocky areas and it doesn't seem to mind anymore. by the end i swear it was enjoying it. it's light enough that i can lift it one-handed and hold it against my chest, it'd just put its arm around my shoulders and sit there looking smug.
we were both completely beat by the time we got home, though. tucked the angel into its dog bed and collapsed into mine. right as i was about to pass out, though, i felt it worm its way into my bed and curl up in my arms. dreamt i was flying.
when i woke up it was back in its own bed. it seems kinda embarrassed about it this morning. i guess cuddling is like third base for an angel or something.
hi all. it's been a while. let me explain why.
it started when i brought the angel to a house show a few weeks ago. i was kinda worried about the number of people, and it did spend most of the night hiding under my jacket, but it seemed like it was enjoying itself. got a lot of compliments on its halo.
i drank a few beers while we were there, and i got one for the angel too. once it figured out how to extract the beer from the can, it seemed to like it. we were both pretty drunk by the time we left, and it was being a lot clingier than usual. i guess angels are lightweights. figures.
when we got home it grabbed me by the hand and led me to the bathtub. it'd never done that before, but i figured it was just feeling grimy from the show. it was squirming around more than usual while i dug the dirt out of its back feathers, though, and when i was halfway done, i realized it had been fucking fingering itself the whole time.
now, i know what i said about getting struck by lightning and all that, but to be honest i was still pretty drunk at this point. so i did what any responsible intoxicated angel owner would do: i stopped grooming it, lifted it up by the hips, and ate it out until it was a trembling mess in the bottom of the tub.
so. do you want to know why i've been gone for a month? here's another question: did you know that angel cum is an extremely potent aphrodisiac? because i sure fucking didn't!! i got a mouthful of it and...honestly my memory is a little hazy but i'm pretty sure i spent a whole month fucking that stupid thing. not only is it a little wierdo, it's a pervert too.
at any rate, i haven't been smitten yet and i guess i've built up a tolerance to angel cum. the angel, for its part, doesn't seem particularly bothered about the whole situation. it's sleeping under my desk right now, with some conspicuously wet inner thighs. smug little bastard.
Me: *touching my girlfriend*
My girlfriend: *touching me*
Me (thinking to myself): This is so fucked up of me. I'm being so selfish rn. I'm getting to feel her touch AND to touch her. What's she even getting in return? Probably nothing comparable.
beat the heat and all that, y'know
"Belly button attack" art by kinsei_3
wanna get rough housed and pinned down and jerked off and bitten and pulled around and bent over and and and …….
girl who thinks uppies means upskirts and gets disappointed when you just pick her up instead of flashing. like wtf it's even harder to see your panties from up here
the touch starved traumatized tgirl would like to awkwardly sit near you and not initiate contact
restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.
disembodied hands my beloved
I just really don't understand the appeal of slime girl porn where someone is having sex with her in a completely "normal" way. I mean, if you're just gonna draw her sucking a dick or whatever, why does she even need to be made of slime? isn't it way more interesting to explore how her body having an indefinite shape can create entirely new forms of intimacy?
I guess I'm probably expecting too much from heterosexuals, huh? I just wish they'd stop filling slime girl tags on art sites with boring slop like that <.<;
slime girl who's pleasuring you from all directions. theres a tentacle in your mouth as well as one up your butt and one pleasuring whatever genitalia you have. its like a one woman orgy but that orgy is focused on you.
well, respectfully, this sucks. there are many responses to this post describing pedestrian sexual fantasies wherein the slime girl is the one pleasuring you in rather pedestrian manners. it does not take a slime girl to do these things, it takes a girl who can do three things at once in this manner. this is not unusual.
um, to be clear, i do not mean to put you on blast, there are many even more pedestrian responses on this post, but many are hidden in the tags, and so yours is the most visible...
please consider that the intimacy need not be sexual. what if the slime girl could replace the vital matter of your body? what if she could run through your veins and arteries, carrying oxygen and nutrients in place of blood cells and plasma? you would never have to worry about viral, bacterial, or fungal infection again. you would never have to worry about diseases of the blood, of blood pressure, perhaps even of the heart. all in exchange for holding her close to your (metaphorical) heart, and eating a little extra to make sure she gets the nutrients she needs as well.
of course, there are other places. your brain, for example. drill a careful hole in your head and let her in. all of your grey matter, all of the pieces of you, untouched. instead, she chases down and digests every last glial cell, every ventricle, every myelin sheath. where once your mind was maintained by a legion of cells you cannot extend yourself into, it is now maintained by a girl who you care very deeply for, and she cares very deeply for you. she can do everything you need her to, and even tap your neurons, tap your mind, and speak to you directly. she can hug you without anyone seeing. she can catch you on the brink of panic and catch you before you fall down a terrible spiral. and, most importantly, you can do the same for her. relax your control of your own muscles, and she can control things for you. remember to invest in local cooperative games that can be played with a single hand, and play some nice games with her to pass the time. a few times in, she sabotages you, and eventually, you learn sabotage her back. the games are fair and sabotage-free after this. she cares very much for you, maintaining the very integrity of your mind, and so you must care for her as well. on the bad nights, where she lives in terror of the shadows of the past, you can hold her close and flood her with every soothing ideal your meager neurons can pump out.
and, of course, this is to say nothing of the ultimate fantasy, where she simply envelopes your body, and makes you into one of her. your skin is dissolved, your muscles are liberated, your bones are picked apart and put aside to form your own exterior slime cells... your heart, your kidneys, your lungs, all pointless organs to be discarded as she carefully turns it all over into a perfect, free-flowing slime of your own color. she floods your brain, as before, but now, crunches your mind, carefully and gently, and leaving, in its place, carefully crafted slime encoded with your mind, refreshed and liberated.
she could overwrite you in your entirety, you know. but she cares for you so much, and this is how you can chase even greater intimacies with her, far beyond the basal pleasures of genitalia and the like. will you trust her? will you place your entire existence into her hands, for her to safeguard? it will break her heart if you do not.
