.

[marvellegends]

Deadpool (2016)

[nerdadventcal]

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

[lucianite]

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

[bizarrodf]

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

[antifamutant]

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

[theoriginalcrazyferelden]

Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and  every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.

[hesaidsidhesaid]

He W H A T

[justbreakonme]

My favorite trope is characters who don’t know what it’s like to be treated nicely, and how they react when they meet kind/decent/non-asshole people.

-the look of surprise when someone brings them a cup of tea, unasked for, just saying they thought they would enjoy it.

-breaking a glass on accident and panicking, expecting terrible, terrible things, but a caretaker just bumbles over with a broom, pulling on a pair of slippers and telling them not to move, not to step on anything.

-being given an unexpected hug, and stiffening, then melting into it.

-relaxing slowly, until one day they’re surprised at how comfortable they are with these new people.

-latching onto the roughest, meanest of the bunch, because that’s who they were familiar with, and the gruff, tough, scary person ending up softening up to them.

-always waiting for the other shoe to drop, even though it doesn’t.

-when someone says good morning to them first, and it startled them because they’re used to being ignored at best.

[sistertaxon]

Just saw a post saying a castle was "infested with vampires" and as a biologist am disgusted. That's their natural habitat. They live there

[comradesailorscout]

[thingsthatsoundlikefacts]

Did you know…

Candles on romantic dinner tables were traditionally used to prevent prospective lovers from leaning over to steal a kiss before they were married

[bussmunchington]

If you want to kiss you must brave the FIRE

[saturnzspawn]

Do y’all identify with the meaning of your name?

[strayberry]

my name means “to reap” so...

[sunflower-cane]

The government is killing disabled people and any form of “help” SSDI is giving us is usually designed to keep us low-class, unable to advance in any way in society and boardering on death but go off i guess

[neonsamurai04]

[webscene-remade]

my anxiety: if I do not Produce and Achieve I will Die

my depression:

[theplantqueer]

hey i know we’re all made to feel guilty for it, but u don’t need to wait for your energy reserves to get to 0% before you allow yourself to take a break and recharge.

i don’t force my phone to hit zero before i plug it in, or else it takes ages for it to even turn back on, and ages longer to get it to a level where I’m comfy taking it out of the house. similarly, pushing yourself to use up the last dregs of energy is gonna slow you down for way longer than you need.

take a break when you can (regardless of whether you ‘deserve’ it!) and do what you need to recharge.

[lilsugarbush]

do i have any weird followers that want to transfer me money for absolutely no reason at all

[revilonilmah]

I was commissioned to draw a client with his favorite Pokemon, Magnezone.

[paramaline]

shoutout to my coworker for thinking that “illuminati” and “alumnae” meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence “i get a discount there because i’m an illuminati” into the conversation

[ripe]

[ottermatopoeia]

castin spells

[atlas-prime]

Tai chi

[homuras]

*:･ﾟ✧ Shiny Pokémon + Colors ✧･ﾟ:*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fuck it up buttercup 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

go for the kill daffodil 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fight the power sunflower