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han | 27 | if you die you die you either die or you die

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[felipeiv]

[maja-paja]

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[tokkibean]

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

[harpyharpyharpy]

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[ozempicofficial]

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

escape the terrible fatigue walkthrough no commentary

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[tall]

[targetedknowledge]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[teratocrat]

grits teeth. none of you are playing tuoys correctly. here, give me the princess doll. since apparently none of you can be trusted with her. i'm going to make her do something truly nauseating.

[camilla-rekt]

[cheesenames]

he's so funny

[paulinagilart]

palpatine, giggling to himself: sheevs you sly dog you’ve done it again

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

I think every night palps has an hour where he seals himself up in a soundproof room and thinks of all the games he played that day, and laughs and laughs and kicks his feet

[my-dailydreams]

[fiddleabout]

#mom threw them in the oven with the cookies to roast