Sleepiest member of the KHUXDR hivemind

She/Her || Icon changed 8/14/23 || EST gang rise up || I do not respond to fundraiser boost requests for personal reasons || Tormod Fireemblem Kingdomhearts my beloved || 23, 6/29 || Art tag: #stresslitzia's art || FFXIV sideblog: @ancientshackles

[stresslitzia]

Name: Chikai (or: Chi, Oathkeeper, Oat, Suki, Bard)

Age: 23 (6/29)

Pronouns: she/her (’sir’ if formal)

I do NOT reblog or post asks for fundraisers. If you send one, I will assume you are a bot. This is for personal reasons and I will not elaborate further.

Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy(13(+ its sequels), 14, 15, Type-0), Fire Emblem(ESPECIALLY 13, 17, and Shadows), Okami, TWEWY(+ its sequel), Bleach(latent, not up-to-date)

Extra links: My AO3 | My Ko-Fi | FFXIV Sideblog

Extra: My page is not spoiler-free, but I’ll do my best to tag things that I know aren’t spoilers + that have been out for less than 6 months.

I am prone to rambling about my favorite characters IF ASKED, otherwise I’ll fear I’m being annoying.

I often don’t pick up on social cues, but I’m starting to do better.

I speak more eloquently when distressed.

[redstonedust]

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

[applefudge5]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @tacofriend

you know what fair enough

text: I have questions I do not want answers

[femmenietzsche]

Why Grandmother, what a realistic fursuit you have

[stresslitzia]

I love when you can tell that a mutual has notifications turned on for your posts

[stresslitzia]

blorbo from YOUR shows. I haven't acknowledged canon in ten years.

[moniquill]

[monsterpotion]

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

[monsterpotion]

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

[monsterpotion]

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

[kedreeva]

How was the processing vortex, was it fun? It looked like it would be fun.

[traegorn]

Was that long enough for you?

[jackkdaniels]

stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho

[electricpentacle]

Ah, the fatal combination of having pride in my work but fuckall executive functioning.

[aidashakur]

[your-first-priority]

Hopeful 😃

[oonajaeadira]

Even more hopeful. 🦀

[grogusmum]

Hahahaha

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

🦀

[stresslitzia]

Look to those who walked before To lead those who'll walk after

[intrigd-voyagr]

one curiousity search on ebay to see if people are still going nuts over beanie babies has led to getting a strong contender for the funniest email ever

[chucktaylorupset]

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

[wantonlywindswept]

does it look like this

[vickythestrange]

[shortgaything]

QUICK. RB THIS WITH THE FIRST SONG LYRIC THAT COMES TO YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU SEE THIS POST. THAT IS AN ORDER

[cringecorp]

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

[vaynglory-deactivated20210927]

the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh

me, tossing and turning until 2 am: the lag…

[the-memeblades-chosen-one]

napping is easy because your brain is connecting to the Sleep Server at low traffic hours for your region.

when everyone is trying to get on the Sleep Server during high traffic hours, night in your region, the lag is at its worst and many people can’t even connect to the server at all that’s why falling asleep at night is hard thank you for coming to my ted talk

[outofcontextgarf]