Four Kids And Some Skittles @striders-and-spiders - Tumblr Blog

the other day i showed my friend this tweet:

and they were like "it's kind of sad that it's just cosmetic and your miis can't interact with it" and i went "wait but what if the miis were the checkers... OR going back to the original idea, making miis based off of chess pieces" and they were like "omg an entire chessboard island?!" and at that moment i had to be like. okay we need to stop because this is homestuck now. we're reinventing homestuck

ottonchik

death-limes

Project Hail Mary was one stylistic millimeter away from calling the residents of Erid “Eridans” and i am SO glad some divine being descended into Andy Weir’s brain and told him to add that extra “i” cuz otherwise i would have died the moment i heard it

42beanbag

on the off chance anyone has actually paid for Tumblr premium can you please tell me what on earth Tumblr patio is and what madness is described in the sentence 'scroll all your feeds at once'

whatifchilchuckwasadog

footlongdingledong2

penandinkprincess

i feel like i just took psychic damage

penandinkprincess

kneejerk dislike of branding canceled because the phrase "People of all genders can evoke the Mama" is now permanently part of my lexicon

let's evoke divine and earthly energy with the Mama

penandinkprincess

currently in fucking TEARS from laughing so hard about the instructions TELLING YOU to spray your child in the face with this "chill the fuck out" mist

just imagining a screaming toddler having a tantrum and a desperate Divine Cosmic Mama just misting that babby like lettuce in the produce section

qsycomplainsalot

I love the combination of nonsense new age talk with the genuine thoughtful notes of "we don't discriminate based on gender" and "don't worry this won't hurt your cat". 10/10.