We Live Deliciously Here, Sir.

|| A || 30s || she/her || | 18+ |

[movedtofailhag2]

you can’t even fathom the problematic things me and my mutuals are romanticizing

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[athanza]

From Veronica Tucker via Pinterest

[dumnslut]

[erzvolnes]

immortal words

[delavegaaaaa]

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

[ithelpstodream]

lmao fuck

[fiona-glenanne-westen]

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[catchymemes]

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[areyouscaredyet]

little poopoo butthole baby

[theocseason4]

[longscorsese]

king

[puertohurraco]

King

[vortigone]

[occidentalist]

“Pack it up boys we’ve made a social blunder” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read 😭😭😭😭😭

[pghumfort]

The Pittlings discover that Mel can just hand Frank stuff when he's distracted and he doesn't question it whatsoever. He'll be talking to Dana and Mel can just hand him one pen after another until Dana's whole cup of pens is empty and he's gesticulating with a fistful of them, undeterred. They only do it once or twice at work, so as not to make him vigilant, because sooner or later he'll need to go back to work and realise he's holding a bunch of shit.

But at the Christmas party, when there's no emergency to jump onto, and he's just sat at a table, talking to Abbot (who is so delighted by this game, he keeps him distracted), he's suddenly holding his jacket, Mel's jacket, Victoria's handbag and has all the forks of the table in his hand.

[dorian-they-ao3]

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[ineedatumblrforthisshit]

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

[revilonilmah]

Rainy Day Charmander