Mum-ism
Talking about Kim Kardashian and how she got famous and I realise my mother only knows the Kardashians (namely Kim) as a “Cock sucking porn star” as she so proudly shouted to the room!
P.S that description may be my fault....
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Mum-ism
Talking about Kim Kardashian and how she got famous and I realise my mother only knows the Kardashians (namely Kim) as a “Cock sucking porn star” as she so proudly shouted to the room!
P.S that description may be my fault....
Yas-ism
CONTEXT: I was refused from Build A Bear in an interview because of my hair style being ‘not child friendly’ as it was half shaven and deep purple in colour.
Boyf: *reading through a job site* Hey Yas, you could still be a bear-builder at Build A Bear Workshop *grins*
Me: *without thinking twice* Well they can STUFF that job!
Mum-ism
I’m undergoing medical investigations for my wrist pain that’s been going on for over half a year and an advert comes on the TV, featuring free climbers...
Mum: why don’t you become a free climber?
Me: really...
Mum: yeah, it would be a challenge!
*I lift up my wrists to remind her...*
Mum: OH YES! AHAHAHAHA I COMPLETELY FORGOT!!!
Glad to know it’s making someone happy ;)
Head on over to my #official #YasminCreative insta account for my creative outbursts!! @officialyasmincreative
It's 3:30pm and I hadn't looked outside all day. When I did it was snowing and I think the fact I had the first full night's sleep in two weeks affected me because when I saw the snow... It's snowing?! It's fucking snowing!!! Hahahahahabahahah I need to get a life... Yes, I was alone while this happened.
#designing again :) it just makes me so happy! X
Got my @glassesdirect specs through the mail today! Very happy, such a good deal! I definitely recommend them and their service xx
Funky reflection in #GBK Bath :) X (at Bath, United Kingdom)
A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad
#this is team skull
The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.
I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy
I love this
A little of my faith in humanity is restored when I read things like this.
Having a well-earned #lush bath after the gym with the #unicornhorn bubble bar, #razzledazzle bath melt and #shootingforthestars bath bomb :)
So in love xxxxxxxxxx #love #happy
Mum Quotes
*mum pours milk into coffee at a pub*
*Sighs to her friend*
“I just hate it when the milk jug leaks and spills everywhere”
*Me to my friend*
“Such a middle-aged mother thing to worry about”
I GOT INTO UNI!!!
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Okay but what’s even more badass about Teen Vogue is that the editor in chief is a black woman. Her name is Elaine Welteroth and she is the second black woman to hold this title within the company and is also the youngest. So expect some more ugly truths to be told with Teen Vogue because they are not fucking around. There will be no sugar coating with them, there will be no “giving trump a second chance”, the editor-in-chief is a black woman and she will make sure this particular media outlet spits the truth.
(Lily’s also an editor at Teen Vogue.)
It’s so surreal that a fucking teen fashion magazine has become a bastion of honest journalism while most more “respectable” outlets are too obsessed with “hearing both sides” when one of the sides is spewing a load of bullshit.
Historically British Vogue during the 1920s - which was aimed at youth readers educated readers on the fashion of the mind, including psychology, political topics, as well as actual fashion. It also talked positively about same sex relationships - there is an article by Christopher Reed that talks about it.
I increasingly want to get a subscription to Teen Vogue
I had no idea of any of that^ very much interested in reading some of their content.
This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off. I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.
Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!
Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.
Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.
Beautiful
That's creativity right there 😍
This is so important to remember.
If, like me, visualisation helps you combat your illness, this is fab.