Queen Bitch

Marianne, 24. Santiago.

[vero-magic]

*smirks*

[thebootydiaries]

me sitting at the bus stop for 30 seconds: where the bus

[stonedbabyygirl]

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

[babyanimalgifs]

[3aadi]

shoutout to me for ruining my own life

[katswenski]

[sistermaryfake]

GET THE FUCK

[milkshakecub-deactivated2018121]

Omfg this is gold!!!!

[buzzthebear]

I just had to repost this.  This is hilarious. 

[sa2ha]

im feeling generous on this very sunday its time for another round of slavic catposting

[sa2ha]

[mooglemain]

this is how my voice sounds in my head

[irisannwest]

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

[vrixie]

The bourgeoisie

[adhdheather]

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

[avvviso]

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[dunmertitty]

I don’t know what this is but same

[thehoneybeewitch]

this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in 2016 to date

[3melting3rainbows3]

“cindy no, FUCK”

[savemeteion]

@asecretinside @princesshollis @tydyedshoelaces

[alittlegayjellybean]

“what are you dOING YOU’RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL”

[ruinedchildhood]

[rezulux-deactivated20180525]

im gay

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[bitchycode]

[froze]

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

[wizardshark]

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats

[brittany-murphy]

[mehsoulcrushing-blog]

Goose bumps

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

Happy Black Halloween month