stuckinthemaddness

[d-esperate-measures]

I just want a date where we lie in bed talking crappy buzzfeed personality quizzes the entire time and laugh at the results together

[stuckinthemaddness]

I don't know if there is such a thing as being fwb-zoned, but dudes I'm apparently the fuckin queen of it

[stuckinthemaddness]

Someone needs to invent a pill that keeps you from acting like a dumb bitch

[stuckinthemaddness]

And nothing of you lingers except my fading memory and a sole saved dick pic

[cybrrbunny-deactivated20250304]

me

[stuckinthemaddness]

I miss my best friend

[d-esperate-measures]

Can i just die?

[stranger-than-u-dreamt-it]

[valpwca]

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[random-cluster-missile---moved]

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[stuckinthemaddness]

The signs that im spiraling out again

- not as talkative

- eat less

- won't mention food

- sleeps less

- says im doing perfectly dandy

-lots of random sex

- saying i don't need your help

- warning you im about to be not good and then am like yo that was dumb things are good

[stuckinthemaddness]

I didn't think you would actually get tired of me too

[nadaboodraws]

What do you see? :>

(the struggles) lol

[stuckinthemaddness]

Bold of you to assume grape juice graduates

[thefckintrashking]

[stuckinthemaddness]

I wanna go back to the days I pinned over the football jock from across the room. That "love" was much easier to deal with

[slavery]

How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears

[pkslider]

The other day I was bringing an older gentleman up the hill in a golf cart and we drove past this huge YMCA group of kids like 100 kids and driving past the first chunk like 10 of them yelled out “let me on” in unison and then since I’m driving so slowly to be safe, halfway in some kid leaned up and said “do you play fortnite” and I told him I played a little and he just pointed and shouted “THIS GUY PLAYS FORTNITE” and then like 20 kids started talking to me all at once about fortnite

[low-budget-mulan]

A kid asked me if I lived in the ambulance. I said yes.

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

The hero we deserve

[treerot]

When I was on register at Kohl’s a little girl came through with her grandma and she was so very excited to tell me the meaning of her name (I think it was like warrior of god) and she begged her grandma for her phone so she could google to find out what my name means too

[newterjuice]

i wear two spinner rings on one finger and one time at my last job a young girl (probably 6-8) said “your ring is very pretty” and when i showed her it was two rings she GASPED and said “does that mean you’re marrying two people?!”

[siren-singing]

I have this necklace with a mermaid on it that I wear to work a lot and I got asked by a kid if it gave me magic powers. I leaned in real close and told her in a low voice it gave me magical girl powers but it was a secret. She got this real serious look on her face and said to her mom “that lady has superpowers, don’t tell anyone or the government will take her away”.

[business-pug]

The other day i had to give a speech at my school despite my horrific fear of public speaking and afterwards i had kid come up to me and say well done to me. It was so cute.

[mcr-minivan-deactivated20200108]

god I love tiny kids

[uberfluss]

there was a kid in one of our science camps and he spent the whole week in a lab coat and goggles screaming “CHEMICALS” at the top of his lungs. he wouldn’t even tell us his name for the first two days just screamed CHEMICALS instead.

[moth-doe]

I was watching these kids at church today and one of them screamed and threw a toy car into the wall and it broke and the other one looked over calmly and said “does your insurance cover that?”

[stuckinthemaddness]

While working at a day care I was having a conversation with one of the kids at lunch. Part way through the convo he asked me if I could talk. I said yes. And he said "really? You can talk? Oh" a mix between confusion and disappointment

[stability]

[stuckinthemaddness]

I think this is the best writing Ive ever done for a class