Everything Zen

Livin la vida loca. College Life, 22, Pisces. talk to me 🌜✌

[doctorwho]

The Sonic tells all.

[ommanyte]

you butternut fuck, you honey roasted shit

[mattibee]

you absolute pumpkin spiced buffoon 

[ommanyte]

you salted caramel bastard

[asingularcanadian]

you apple cinnamon asshole

[classicsnake]

THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN

[iguanamouth]

look again

[bbcamerica]

She’s the Doctor.

Watch the official trailer for the new season of Doctor Who, premiering Sunday, October 7th on @bbcamerica. 

[ultra-despair-deactivated202106]

I dressed up yesterday like this

but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

[beynotce]

[fairy-princette]

Harry Potter Aesthetics → (58/∞) → Hufflepuff + Witchcraft

[aenigmaepoche]

[dirtyhippiie]

[naturalpalettes]

[autumncozy]

By aizamagic

[catlips001]

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

[catlips001]

Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

[ask-cloud-skipper]

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

[transgambit]

what is the truth

[comedyke-deactivated20171209]

they’re married you asshole

[transgambit]

u right, my bad

[h0odierich-deactivated20170708]

[what-ever-what-ever-what-ever]

thats their lesbian daughter

[proudninjawombat]

Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter

[numbersixithink]

 can i get a uhhhhhhhhhh

forbidden honey

slORP

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[ftafp]

So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18

[shitmysororitysisterssay]

“I got scared that I accidentally left “In conclusion, #EatButts25” at the end of my paper.”

— ES

[astrobackyard-blog]

Astrophotography is more than a hobby, it’s a way of life.