stupidfucktarts

24 l WLW

[lemon-labia]

"i asked ai" okay well i asked my mom and she ignored me

[aggressive-positivity-network]

You know what, fuck it, I’ll be your mom.

I don’t know everything, but my mom is a nurse, my sister is a lawyer, and I have an English degree and know how to do laundry and shit.

So between all of us, maybe we can figure things out.

Don’t ask ChatGPT. Ask me. At least if I’m wrong, I won’t accidentally fucking kill you. And I drink a normal, if not a little less than I should, amount of water.

And I promise I won’t ignore you, sweetie. Tell me all about it.

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[silentturtle]

This.

[littlefreya]

I will forever reblog this every time it’s on my dash because it should be this loud and simple. 💖

[dolphincliffs]

💜

[an-angel-and-a-dog]

[gyarados]

You’re welcome

[lady-gorthaur]

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

[danwasonfireonce]

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

[mollybeenoel]

[stupidfucktarts]

I wouldn’t be able to share this cake. I’d want to eat all my vegetable, fresh from the cake garden, by myself.

[therhodestohappiness]

It’s the motto 🖤

[imperhius]

[beer-n-chips]

My Guardian Angel

[museify]

[db-v0id-deactivated20260530]

sheltered by the boughs...

[remanence-of-love]

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[thefoxboy]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

don’t involve me in this…

[kilgarraghforever]

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[onceandfuturehighpriestess]

[seaphine]

mind tired, heart tired, soul tired.

[trashdogpenultimate]

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

[centers-for-disease-control]

DO NOT

[diseases-for-center-control]

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

[centers-for-disease-control]

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

[yaketysmax]

I've been slowly making little fanarts for some of my fave kpdh fics! Go check em out! Master of Illusion by @erros429 Fast car by @theallegoricalcavedweller Paradise and Our Girl by @ghostbitsforkicks Ink & Honey by @ghostgrlonfirst Counterpunch by @thepointofnotexisting Connect by @isufferfromyd Wolfish behaviour by @kayr0ss Something to take the edge off and show me (how to love you) by @honestground Cabin Pressure by @yanniest These wheels keep turning but they are running out of steam by @counterpunches

Some I attempted serious ARTISTE times, some are more deranged eyecrimes. :-D hit the kpdh fics tags for loads more recs too. And check the eyecrimes tag if you are feeling brave

[weltenwellen]

Hanif Abdurraqib, The Crown Ain't Worth Much