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he/they!

[tinylilhollander]

In a world where the Vegas bathroom scene doesn't happen, it's fun to imagine a night where they get super fucking drunk instead (separately) and bump into each other at some point in the early hours of the morning.

And they're absolutely fucked up, and down bad for each other enough that by the time they stop in front of one of the chapels, Shane's like "Hey Rozanooov, wouldn't it be so fucking funny if we got married right now? Can you imagine how everyone would react?"

And Ilya's grinning like "They would be so mad and confused."

And for a moment it's hypothetical, but then Shane's dragging Ilya into the chapel. And if the Elvis impersonator recognises them or their names he doesn't say anything.

And what follows are very drunk but surprisingly sincere vows where Shane talks about how after the last time they were together he thought something was starting between them and it really fucking hurt that Ilya pushed him away in Russia (even though he understands that) then ghosted him for six months. And he's got those big sad almost tears and Ilya immediately puts a hand on his cheek and runs his thumb along his cheekbone.

And then Ilya's vows are about how sorry he is about not speaking to him for six months, he didn't mean to hurt him so badly, how terrified he was being in Russia with Shane, knowing they might both get into trouble if anyone found out about them, then all the stuff with his dad and brother, and also how scared he is that he doesn't feel like he can be casual about Shane anymore. With the basic crux of both sets of vows being that they've just admitted that they're actually falling for each other.

And then as they're signing the paperwork, Ilya has a moment of clarity where he grabs Shane's arm anxiously like "These marriages are not real, yes? We are not going to be actually married?"

And Shane pats his hand reassuringly. "Don't worry, it's only legal for US citiz... citer... cizeti... It's only legal for people from the US. We'll be fiiine."

And then when they wake up the next morning, cuddled and still fully clothed, to their phones going off non-stop and headlines about their drunk Vegas wedding (because the marriage certificate is public record), they realise it's more legally binding than Shane was led to believe.

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

"Do I, the person thrown into the right end of the volcano, have it worse than them, the person thrown into the left end of the volcano?"

[katesharkblr]

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[queerliblib]

we love this, thank you so much!!

& now is a great time to support us as we’ve just begun our annual fundraiser that helps us keep the lights on year-round

[star3synth]

hi tumblr staff very cool that you changed the like icon for pride month but can we stop banning trans people and Black people instead? thanks (*ಠ_ಠ)つ

[leighlew3]

ALL. OF. THIS.

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[depsidase]

[infectiouspiss]

trans people don't need to hear your justifications for still enjoying harry potter in 2026 stop looking for forgiveness where you're not going to get it

[infectiouspiss]

if i walk into your house and see harry potter stuff, i'm just gonna assume you're a transphobe. no amount of "i got it from a charity shop" can save you from the fact that you value those books enough to display them in your home.

you can't just put the work of someone who's currently trying to eradicate trans people on display without being questioned about it, especially if you claim to care about us.

same goes for your social media, if you're willing to keep putting jkr's work on a podium and proudly talking about it, then it's simply logical to believe that you don't care about other people. it's selfish if i'm being honest, to think that your comfort matters more than the lives of millions.

[infectiouspiss]

and to the trans people saying that they're "reclaiming harry potter for the trans community"

no you're not, you can't do that while jkr and her neo nazi friends are currently trying to kill you. you need to let go or else your own community won't be happy to help you when our collective rights are stripped further away.

[infectiouspiss]

trans children in the uk are killing themselves because of the things jkr has done.

children are dead. children who should be happy and free to be themselves are fucking dead because jkr has used her immense wealth and social power to change laws specifically to harm trans people. if you really think that your fucking "comfort characters" are more important than the lives of children then you should say that with your full chest. go on. tell the entire world that you don't give a fuck about dead kids. that you don't have an ounce of empathy in your disgusting shrivelled heart, because you still have your shitty fucking books and your garbage movies. your comfort matters more than anything, doesn't it? maybe jkr will tell you you're one of the good ones, wouldn't that be nice?

[qillermeme]

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[isthisroselandry]

Love the idea of 'quiet, well-spoken, media trained' Shane Hollander having the most obnoxious, strange vocal stims. He 100% says random Russian words or english words with Ilyas accent just BC It feels good in his mouth and just does it without thinking. He will hear the doorbell go off and repeat it, going "ba,ba,ba" over and over until his brain quiets down. Or he hums/honks when he gets frustrated, focused or overstimulated BC it almost brings like a relief. Most people don't really know about it BC he masks and purposefully makes himself quiet or not ''annoying or disruptive'' but he's comfortable with Ilya and he is happily surprised to find that his boyfriend is never quiet and constantly making some kind of noise.

[geneva-pnw]

Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

[softcalf]

who the fuck shaves their legs everyday?

[sharxxybaitxdd]

i haven’t shaved in years bc my parents won’t let me use the razor 😭😭

[theberd1225]

I haven’t shaved anything other than my head in years bc I like being hairy

[marbled-pulse]

i haven’t shaved literally ever i just don’t want to </3

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[medrawawi]

😙!!

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

#know your fandom history

[fanlore-wiki]

To learn about Lemon and the Citrus scale check out the Fanlore page!

[natalieironside]

Shout out to trans women who aren’t computer scientists or musicians or avant-garde artists or whatever.

Shout-out to tgirls who work at Taco Bell. Thank u queen, society would collapse without you

[snkrfnd]

Over twenty years ago my big brother got me a job at a Taco Bell in the St. Louis suburbs-West County. He warned me that it was the “gay Taco Bell”, but since I was coming from the “gay Howard Johnson’s” I wasn’t shocked. It turns out it was the black trans women Taco Bell complete with black trans women in management. And they’d worked out an arrangement with the local teen Narcotics Anonymous group so that twice a week we would shut down the drive thru and the dining room and exclusively serve 60+ teens in various stages of recovery. And many of the women I worked with were in various stages of being out or transitioning and they were from all generations from teens to over 50. One woman I worked with had a regular corporate job presenting as a man 9-5 Mon-Fri and then came to Taco Bell and worked 6pm -2am Friday and Saturday night so she could be herself surrounded by other black transwomen in those stolen weekends. And we had customers come from all over the metro area because they knew they could be themselves in the dining room. I only worked there from 1999-2001 but for young me, this was a vital, formative experience. Some of the girls came from north city all the way out to the “gay Taco Bell” on Manchester in west county because they heard it was safe to work there. Like- I know times have changed but they haven’t changed much in 20 years. I’m still convinced that for lgbt youth, finding a job at your city’s version of the “gay Taco Bell” is key to survival.

[natalieironside]

Thank u for sharing this with us