The Chronicles of Confusion Boy

A place for me to talk about all the stupid things I like. And the non-stupid stuff, I guess.

[mcmangos]

[drbatmansreblogemporium]

I feel this video on an emotional level

[thekaijudude]

I FINALLY FOUND IT

ULTRAMAN GEED: ROYAL MEGA MASTER

The identity of the other entities are not known yet, will update here as soon as new info arises.

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That one behind him is almost assuredly Atrocious Belial.

[fjordfjucks]

WOW I’D LOVE TO WIN JUST ONE COMPETITIVE MATCH CONSIDERING I HAVE AT LEAST 2 GOLD MEDALS EVERY FUCIN GAME………………………………

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this is too real, I had 4 gold medals and we didn’t even manage to capture an objective last match

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I haven’t posted anything in a hot minute, but please, for the love of GOD, vote Clinton.  I am white, straight, and male, the least affected by either candidate, and if I can see that she’s the only sensible choice so can the rest of you.

[chloerozo]

I can’t believe Gabriel Reyes designed their superhero uniforms. I’ll never recover

(I’m sorry I looked at the leaks, Blizzard, forgive me I’m only human)

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@salticinae

[rhv]

Overwatch #9 - “Junkenstein” - English Translation!

Translator: @monaramis Typsetting: @rhv

Happy early Halloween! We found the Portuguese leak and the lovely monaramis started translating it right away and well here it is! 

The comic is under the cut! 

Keep reading

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Canon facts: Gabriel Reyes is a master seamstress.

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

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smh, the end of the world is y’alls fault

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The babies are excited for Tri tonight!

[rustybottlecap]

Describe a kaiju using a Spongebob quote

[kaijusaurus]

Well maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with

BIG

MEATY

CLAWS

[rustybottlecap]

HE’S JUST STANDING THERE, MENACINGLY!

[monarchofficial]

RUN FOR YOU LIVES, EVERYONE! IT’S THE APPETIZER!

[rustybottlecap]

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!

[monarchofficial]

We’re not ugly! We just stink!

[spankzilla85]

IT’S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM.

[highly-radioactive-nerd]

What the heck is a Sal-lad!?

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMULONI

[go-go-godzilla]

IT’S JUST THE THREE OF US. YOU, ME, AND THIS BRICK WALL YOU BUILT BETWEEN US.

[rustybottlecap]

You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.

[rochasaurus-deactivated20211230]

“F” IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER!

[lordexcalibursaurus]

“Well, they had piercing red eyes, metal pinchers for hands, and they ran on batteries.”

[yungmothart]

Mr. Krabs said I could hep by burying myself!

[megazeo]

OH NO HE’S HOT!

[final-mazin-blade]

@realkaijuhavecurves

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[charizord]

Ever since I started getting jobs I have complete faith in these things

[slice-o-yamachan]

just give me money so i can buy a new laptop and get through the month without starving thnx

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I want to hug the cat but that would knock over the coins and ruin it.

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

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multi-quack drifting

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

I also find it amusing in Fate/ how there is exactly one fat Servant of all the ones they've done, and for some reason it's Julius Caesar. Also Sir Francis Drake as a Sexy Pirate-Lady and Jack the Killer as a generic little girl will never cease to amuse me either.

i love how fate/’s interpretations are, without fail, either “oh shit this is actually a really cool design” or “what in the world possessed you to think this was a good idea” with no middle ground

shuten-doji the oni king is probably my favorite example of the latter - the actual shuten-doji:

fate/grand order’s take on shuten-doji:

i mean, even yokai watch’s take was closer than that

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I actually have an explanation for this!

The Shutendoji that shows up in F/GO is from a specific point- there is a story in which Shutendoji disguised himself as a beautiful woman to make Sakata Kintoki fall in love with him.  The design is still kind of weird and creepy, but there’s a method to the madness

[pirate-cashoo]

my handsome boys…

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@salticinae

[somethingaboutblacktop-blog]

Visit Original Link

[the-ick-vault]

wow

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Jolene (33 R.P.M) - click for .mp3

Unsure where this came from, if not the palsied hands of the good Lord himself.

Simple premise: Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” slipped from 45 to 33 rpm. Nothing more; no studio trickery, no trip hop drum breaks. The guitar lopes back in and around itself. The bass becomes elastic, hot rubber. The violin stabs become sustained cello lines. The backing choir’s split harmony rattles around, slinking ghostly into the corner.  And most importantly, Parton’s once-frantic vocal is transformed from bubblegum country scrawl into something approximating field holler reverence. 

An already perfect song made transcendental..

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@lunahorizon

[revieloutionne]

tokunet is livetweeting this week’s Orb and has not once managed to call the Kemurian anything other than Zetton

this is better than the time they said the Chouseishin series was a Chinese production

[minterton]

is that a kemur seijin or zetton seijin? im co fuse

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It’s a Zettonian- they have the same head with different eyes, but the suit is what distinguishes them.

[pinkprincessrei-deactivated2020]

Reblog with an obscure game that nobody you know likes except you

[sockera-deactivated20190124]

Aveyond series and Rune Factory

[demicy]

Lost Kingdoms, Symbiosis, Fantasy Life

[hologram-moss]

Project Diva and Riviera.

[cromantix]

Saints Row, Harvest Moon, Blazblue

[disqordiaastrife]

NIER

Brothers: A Tale of two Sons

Faery: Legends of Avalon

Ape Escape

[saladmanderps-blog]

Hello Kitty Party Pals

[ruffa-booty]

Beetle Adventure Racing

[dancingmantis]

Goemon: Legend of the Mystic Ninja

[221beemine]

The Fool’s Errand

[bertilakslady]

Kingmaker

[dduane]

Mille Bornes.

[neuroatypically-speaking]

Koudelka

[syellowtails]

Dynasty Warriors Gremlins 2: The New Batch

[starlitskvader]

Lufia II

[gojira007]

Mischief Makers.

[sorcererlance]

Final Fantasy VIII, Chameleon Twist, Battle Arena Toshinden, Rocko’s Modern Life (SNES), Metroid 2, Heiankyo Alien, Deadheat Scramble, The Simpsons: Escape from Camp Deadly, Beetlejuice (GB), TMNT Back from the Sewers, Game & Watch games, Tiger handheld games

[wtpyrofreak]

SaGa Frontier

[recdtrh]

Gekisha Boy/Gekibo Series.

[chichiai]

Dark Cloud

[amtrax]

Advent: Rising

[aw-maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan-dea]

Golden Sun

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Boktai (GBA)

[tigerwithasniper]

Reblog if you’re Team Instinct

Reblog here for Team Mystic

Reblog here for Team Valor

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