EPS 🤨🕶️🤏 Styrofoam 😎🤌

Expanded polystyrene (EPS), commonly called "styrofoam", is a rigid and tough, closed-cell foam with a normal density range of 11 to 32 kg/m3. It is usually white and made of pre-expanded polystyrene beads.

[styrofoam-official-offical]

Hello! I am the gimmick/officialverse blog about styrofoam.

Styrofoam, in my context, is expanded polystyrene, not extruded polystyrene foam. Expanded polystyrene is the styrofoam I’m more familiar with. (If anyone actually cares whether I’m EPS or XPS.)

Don’t dip me in acetone or cut me with a hot knife, recycle me if you can!

Let it be known that this is a gimmick, I’m not actually affiliated with styrofoam manufacturers or anything of the sort.

Styrofoam uses any pronouns, mod uses any pronouns. Either can go by whatever name you like. (Styro, EPS, Poly, etc.)

Also I know there are two officials in the blog name, it’s to include both spellings.

Mod is a neurotypical queer individual who sometimes struggles with tone tags and will block any asshats on sight 😀

Tags are as follows:

#styro speaks> are for in character posts

#mod yaps> are for out of character posts

#polystyrene answers> are for answered asks

#foam interactions> are for posts where I interact with other officialverse blogs

[iminyourbedsheets]

Guys let’s do a trauma candy salad (it doesn’t necessarily have to be something traumatic but something just funny ig).

I’ll go first. I’m @iminyourbedsheets and at my last doctor’s appointment (NO HATE TO THE DOCTOR BTW SHE WAS DOING HER JOB) my doctor was examining my height and stuff and she got to my weight and just said “honey have you been getting enough exercise?”. And she also recommended some healthy food options. And that’s how I found out I’m a fat ass. AND I BROUGHT THE BOWL LOL.

Moots im tagging: @frxnkiistein @jacksfoxevangeline @electri-art-and-sillies @kai-islost @thelocalfroggo @flankerclinger0a @thebillyboi123 @wd-tism

[jacksfoxevangeline]

I'm @jacksfoxevangeline, and in sixth grade, I was accused of being a witch for 2 months by a boy named Tyler. I brought the Nerds Gummy Clusters.

@written-by-music @babylon-butterfly @artemisiamasterofnone @arson-the-artificer-offical @alien-in-washington @elliotsaqueenfan @hypnopompic-decay @mariorat-the-aroace @chill-lesbian2013 @small-bottle-of-expired-milk

[small-bottle-of-expired-milk]

I'm Pebble and most of my friends have physically abused me :3

I brought the gay bacon :3

@juno-is-awesome @professional-fool-of-energy @laciffo-natas @mariorat-the-aroace @ayunis-new-acc @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @killermothirl22 @violetrosiecookiesleepydemon @zanderandthemetaphysicalcrisis @zoerrr +open tags :3

[emofuker]

I’m gayden and when I was 9 my dad called me a knockout and whistled at me

I brought skittles

@an-insane-alt @riverthesillytherian @the-king-of-kaumidy @izzie-of-suburbia-official and open tags

[riverthesillytherian]

I’m Caine and when i was 11, my best friend slapped me across the face. Ever since then i’ve had trust issues. Uhh i brought Skittles gummies :3

@untamedwolfcryptid @shadowgirl-10 @fawningovertadc @bextheibex @omaokitchat @redtheredheadeddemon @joe-chungus

[redtheredheadeddemon]

im red and when I was 9 I was doing chores and forgot to give the dog water' so in return my stepmom grounded me from water, I brought the gay bacon

@wr1bs @shuichisdarkmistress @izzybellzzz @victoria33787 @joe-chungus @ella3clipse

[shuichisdarkmistress]

i'm olive and i am 99.9% sure that my parents are aware i am some flavor of queer because there have been multiple cases of them hinting to being allies to me specifically (my dad gave me a pride flag sticker because "his work was handing them out", my mom pointing to a rainbow pin that said "proud mom" and said it was perfect for her, and my dad asking me if there was anything i wanted to talk about with him and my mom while we were alone).

oh also i brought the marzipan

tags: @lifecouldbeworsecalvin, @n3cr0crunk, @yukihirop-is-not-human, @cinnabrwonie, @redtheredheadeddemon @itsmeanatastia @pgeorgiemain, @sarosno1fan, @bxttxrflx, @bluenerdd34, @victoria33787, @goldenrat3, @xyourlonelywriterx, @hellicities, @raer0se, @spencer-reid-is-so--me, @emludavis, @screamerinajar, @thatgirlthathauntsyourdreams, @atlas-hates-geography, @chatimcookedfr, @thejesterfrog, @charmyontop3, @hanseltheidiot, @velvetinerabb1t@def-not-chrissy, @komokiri, @alpheiamoth, @mikukyuu, @sonofchupacabra, @xxx-viva-las-vega-xxx, @voxyslilprince, @only-teenage-wasteland + open tags

[velvetinerabb1t]

i’m velvet and every single best friend i’ve ever had has left me, for any number of reasons, and now i have trouble opening up to people and actually being myself around them because i’m scared they’ll leave me like everyone else.

I brought sweet tart ropes!!! :D

tags: @psychearrows @caffeinated--trauma-ferret @callme-marco @itsnotaphasemom101 @ivys-head-is-spinning @koi-757 @little-missscareall2 @psychearrows @r0sy-maple-m0th @thedogbard @very-gay-poet @yawnwhatyadoing @toshumoshu

[thedogbard]

I'm thedogbard, and I'm scared of mushrooms. Wild ones. They're just..........ew. I hate getting jump scared by them😭. On a more serious note, I have recurring dreams about people or moments and they're not nightmares, they're frustratingly mundane and horribly impossible. And that's the most traumatic thing I feel like sharing😌.

Anywhoo, I brought homemade chocolate croissants

no pressure to reblog but - @obsessivebookwormalert @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical @deadrosesreturned @kingkit7734 @ninahufflepuff @aka-edmond

[obsessivebookwormalert]

i'm obsessivebookwormalert and uhm in 5th grade, my one and only friend decided the suddenly hated me and didnt give a fuck about me at all anymore, so my social life was literally in the negatives for the next two years :DDDD nothin to unpack here dw

I brought marshmallowssssssssssss

@the-one-and-only-p1per @lesbian-kitkat-offical @do-not-u-dare @deadrosesreturned @raewantscoffee @thatchaoticbookworm @shenanigan42 + open no pressure tags

[thatchaoticbookworm]

i'm ira and i've been scared of performing (especially singing) in front of people because my mom literally told me not to because my sister's much better at it and i'd just embarrass myself (and a lot of my family did too, just more indirectly) i brought the sour candy :>

@shenanigan42 @dramaticinlyf @shaethecrow @random-indian-girl @i-eat-asphalt @girl-on-the-subway @oxyisdamoron and open tags

[dramaticinlyf-deactivated202604]

im ish and ive been thru shi that i now have 24 stitches on my face :>

AND IVE BROUGHT SAMOSASSS >:)

@shenanigan42 @eleventhirtythoughts @deadrosesreturned @the-one-and-only-p1per @reincarnated-gay-fox @ayane-chan-loves-water @the-aricher @souperache @ravensncrowsx @b4rtycr0uchjr-4k4-m3-4t3-ur-m0m @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @oxyisdamoron @sunnyarik3r + open tags

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Jesus Christ 😭

Hi I'm Astoria and when I was maybe nine or younger my brother shoved me into my mother's bed and left a bruise the size of my hand and my mother didn't believe me until she saw it herself and still denies that he's ever hurt me

And I brought the strawberry laces :)

Npt!! @coffeestainedstars @laced-in-ruin @prosperoisadiva @justainsanenobody @thestarsshineevenwhenhidden @reggie-little-mermaid @regulusfawn @lawnmower56 @whatonearthisgoingon @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @miniaturespirestorm @nelly-rebellyyyyy @em0tionallymotionsick @selenophilesheart + anyone else who wants to <33

[coffeestainedstars]

hi i’m becs and i got outed as a lesbian at a young age at a catholic school ! (it’s funny now tho pls laugh)

and i brought nerds gummies!

@em0tionallymotionsick @starcroww @goopymoons @toomuchtodooml @allmywordsandworlds @apcqlypse @sad-traffic-cone @loading-liz

[emotional-traffic-cone]

hi i'm laen and my best friend told our whole school in sixth grade that i was getting suspended for assaulting her (i wasn't)

and i brought reese's pieces!!

@mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @southerncutss @edensolace @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical

[edensolace]

Hey I’m Eden and one Christmas morning my mother purposely left me in the middle of the road crying and drove away because her fight with my father was more important than my safety to her at the moment. This was not the first time or the last.

And I brought gay bacon!! 😁

@ars-per-aspera @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @miniaturespirestorm @justaredconversegirl @asistanttothewallflower @forghunter @pairofgoggles @nightmarebyanothername @moonys-chocolate28 @ilowkeyhateithere @ghost-in-park @coffee-is-my-oxygen @the-eaters @aamtreeanalogy @actuallyathena05 @demographictransitionmodel @the-dead-girl-in-the-pool @sad-traffic-cone @omnipotentnothing @rainey-starz @knightmossy @loonylara @em0tionallymotionsick @dootdoodle @fxtion-fweax @onecoolbeetle @imkindasleepdeprived @princesswidget @lesbianraccoon47 @reggie-little-mermaid @nymsley @hazelbuckley @krow-offical and anyone else who wants to participate :))

[ilowkeyhateithere]

uh hi im finn and when I was 6 I was looking through my dad's camera roll (because I wanted to find the pics I took on his phone) and instead I found multiple uh no no picks and a video, and my dad gave me a lollipop so I wouldn't tell my mum about it.

and yeh I brought the sour patch kids.

@darwinanderson @demographictransitionmodel @drpeppercreamsodaa @whoa-axel-chill @ghost-in-park @heloisbyler @knoxzloverboy @lawnmower56 @booksandchaos-world @zestylemonsz @strawberrynov @nelly-rebellyyyyy @the-dead-girl-in-the-pool +open

[ghost-in-park]

crap uh hi i'm mouse. when i was like 14 i went to the dentist and they gave me an anaesthetic on one side of my mouth so they could do stuff, and ever since that side doesn't naturally move as much when i speak.

oh and also i went to a party that night and left absolutely covered in kirks lemonade because i couldn't feel my lips and i just poured an entire can onto myself. :D

and i brought red frogs.

@czache78 @writingdoesntexist @fireflamecc @edensolace @lawnmower56 @drpeppercreamsodaa @clearlynotmena @0llierawr @littlegaybean00 @ilovemeekster :3

[fireflamecc]

uhh hi i'm C and i got shot by a cop when i was 12 :)

i brought maltesers :D

@viktors-lab @srloftis @aerinsarsenal @nila-sings @yourdeargatsby @cossie-fauchelevant @combeferres-mothematics @moral-panick @knotanowl

[yourdeargatsby]

hi im @yourdeargatsby and every year since i was about 7 or 8 i have been subjected to watching all of my friends and people i didnt even really know die horrible and slow painful deaths, most of which i have had to witness!

open tags cuz im lazy but also @communism-rainbows

[communism-rainbows]

hi i’m ari and a few months ago my criminal father who i’m not allowed to contact (that makes it sound really cool i promise you it’s not) tried to contact ME through letter and instead of anything you’d expect he was talking about FUCKING SMILING FRIENDS.

and i bought the gummy peach rings

tags: @clowndyke-bar @send-me-to-the-exr @gleepglorp-tallyhall and everyone i forgor

[hellhole-belonging-to-pretzal]

Hi I'm Pretzal and once in i think 6th grade (about 11 or 12 years old if ur not American) I was on the swings and a kid swinging next to me was doing that cool twirly thing and they ended up kicking my hand that was on the chain of the swing. It ended up cutting open the lower part of my thumb and when I noticed after a good 10 seconds (everyone else had noticed but me apparently, I only looked down when my hand started to hurt a little and my friend asked if I was ok) both my hand and the sleeve of my coat were coated in blood. 2 kids brought me to the teacher so I could go to the nurse. Anyway now I have a slight circular scar on my right thumb, and I also have a weird fascination with blood :D (not sure if that CAUSED the fascination, or if that's just how i FOUND OUT about it)

I brought uhhhhhh fuck it lets bring some Goobers. Yall ever heard of those things? Nuts covered by chocolate and they're fucking awesome

Open tags cuz i def won't remember all my moots n shit but lets try anyway @sewerr4tzz @wereboobs-offical @lesbx @bonebuckets @vehicular-manslaughter-offical and that's good enough

[vehicular-manslaughter-offical]

i was arrested by the police because i was doing my job (hitting people with vehicles) and i brought the bean boozled jelly beans

open tags

[styrofoam-official-offical]

I’m Styrofoam and I uhh …

When I was a child I accidentally released my beloved pet snake into my dishwasher and he crawled through a hole to get into the walls of my house. I convinced myself I was a murderer for the worst 15 minutes ever until my parents were able to lure him out.

And I brought packing peanutssss

+open ta

[styrofoam-official-offical]

who even are you?

I dunnooo 😛

[britain-offical]

"I'm a boy"

"I'm a girl"

WELL IM A NIGHT STALKING CRIME FIGHTING VIGILANTE. I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING EMOTIONALLY EXCEPT FOR RAGE 24/7 365 AT A MILLION PERCENT.

[styrofoam-official-offical]

And I'm glorified plastic!

[styrofoam-official-offical]

What if you loved me for who I truly was?

Not for what I could be, or what I could do

But for me

My simplest state

What if that made all the difference?

[arkansas-offical]

“ as much as the next guy-“

WHO??? 😢😢 ??WHOS NEXT????AM I NEXT????? 😭😭😭I DONT WANNA BE NEXT😭😭 😭😭😭

[no-one-offical]

Imagine owning 4 offical blogs now... which I don't. You're insane to think that. So insane to think i've spoken. Good Bye. Happy Hallows Eve

[styrofoam-official-offical]

Ha, good thing I only have two

[no-one-offical]

They may multiply over time

[styrofoam-official-offical]

woah did that void just scream at me

[styrofoam-official-offical]

So. I now have four. I think the prophecy came true

[styrofoam-official-offical]

You only live once. But I can live for upwards of a million years. Ha ha! Take that!

[styrofoam-official-offical]

Went to a photo shoot the other day

They really got my good side, dontchathink?

[styrofoam-official-offical]

Hey hey have we considered

[styrofoam-official-offical]

I don’t belong here. The only true place I belong is…

The recycling bin…

[shigure]

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

[styrofoam-official-offical]

I feel like its only right for me to reblog this. Wasp in me

[mothman-offical]

I wanna find out exactly how many blogs there are on the offical-verse. Reblog this to ONLY your offical blog and let's see.

Comment your tags if you are not a offical blog.

Don't let it stop.

[styrofoam-official-offical]

I don’t even know if I reblogged this yet.

[styrofoam-official-offical]

Hello darkness my old friend…

[styrofoam-official-offical]

I’m in a storm drain. Can someone help me out? It’s dark and cold.

[styrofoam-official-offical]

Hello darkness my old friend…

[styrofoam-official-offical]

new years woahg

[satan-offical]

I've made it my mission to be known by everyone on Tumblr. And I mean EVERYONE. No account will go without this post, I want to make it to the dead poets society fandom all the way to the ninjago fandom. Everyone will reblog this, and if they don't I will die a failure.

[styrofoam-official-offical]

I’ve seen it this means all 27 of my sideblogs have too