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I enjoy dr who and star trek among other things + also there are sometimes my plants or occasionally art - it/its or any pronouns

[tlirsgender]

I'm already deyaoifying newmann by headcanoning them as queerplatonic but you know what else. I'm making them t4t in a transfem hermann way. I think she's in the closet

[tlirsgender]

Nobody has ever tboy swagged as hard as Newt obviously. But what's more I think that miserable german should be a woman. There's like a subtle degree of cuntenserven happening I smell a repressed femininity. Deep deep deep in the closet. She didn't even tell Newt until they drifted & he was literally in her head & like, saw that

[tlirsgender]

Also this was very much in the middle of Everything Else Going On so there's this period of time that's like. Well Hermann's a girl but there are kaiju happening so we're gonna put a pin in that. We can unpack all of that (Hermann's Problems) later

So later Newt's like . So gently like Hey........ are you okay ? & she's just standing there like Ueh . Ehm

[tlirsgender]

[ID: a reply from @hal-o-ween that reads, "Newt being very out and Hermann being so incredibly closeted that the closet is basically a nuclear fallout bunker would add a certain something to the animosity between them. A very tasty something." /end ID]

Right like oogh. Uuogh. Especially because I headcanon Newt as being like already very medically transitioned and everything. Watching him walk around with his scars and tattoos not hating himself & being like (through gritted teeth) I can't do that though. That's Not For Me. <- doesn't have to live like this

[tlirsgender]

Newton your gender euphoria is getting on MYYYY side of the laboratory .

[tlirsgender]

And the thing is there are very real reasons why transmascs tend to come out and transition younger than transfems (transmisogyny) but Hermann still doesn't have to live like this. My end goal here is Don't Die Wondering

[they-hermes]

wheeljack. nothing much to say hes a nice guy

[astronic-fr]

optimus prime, better known as suicide man 3000,

[astronic-fr]

why do people like this post

[stella-draws-things]

[redmenacealine]

please help two brazilian trans women escape an abusive household

hi, everyone. the situation at home has gotten progressively worse, with my father turning physically abusive and breaking my nose a few weeks ago. Me and my gf need help to leave the house and rent a small place for ourselves, as well as pay for our meds and hrt. We are kind of in a desperate situation right now, and any amount would really help us.

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[redmenacealine]

please, we have no more money for hrt or for the water bill that is due next week

[calllynx]

The shape of love

[calllynx]

This is on paper btw

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[leftcosine]

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

[humanfist]

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[tooningin]

Jamerian and Travis did nothing wrong, they and the nearby kids were the ones in danger, yet tragically it’s these 2 men that suffered the consequences of Devin Power’s heinous actions. Absolutely disgusting

[memecucker]

the most elegant dismissal of “why are there pyramids all over the world” that I’ve heard was “what’s the easiest structure to build? A pile of stuff. What if you wanted to make the pile stable? You’d turn it into a pyramid shape” and I forgot where I heard this but it reminds me of “notice how there’s flood myths all over the world” feels a lot less interesting if you ask “notice how civilizations that leave written records are often located next to rivers or other bodies of water and what’s a catastrophic natural disaster that can happen to cities next to bodies of water”

[oneheadtoanother]

[mokeonn]

Here's the unedited comic for those curious:

[letsnotandsaywewantedto]

The original is from June 18, 1959.

Some have called "they pay me in woims" Sluggo's catch phrase. It's not. He said it once, and folks on Bluesky loved it so much they say it all the time, especially in response to the Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller account. Here's the original "they pay me in woims" from February 22, 1978:

And, another mention of woims from September 13, 1949:

And the Woims Wednesday (aka Woimsday) image that gets posted almost every week because of the popularity of the word:

[oediex]

If you had to navigate the internet in Arabic, could you?

I already do

Yes, easily

I could probably find my way around

It would not be easy, but maybe a little bit

I would have great difficulty

No, I would be entirely lost

Other

Remaining time: 3 days 2 hours

If you had to navigate the internet in a language you didn't understand and couldn't even read, how would you go about it?

My friend Wesal (@deemagaza) doesn't speak English. The only way she can find her way around the English internet is by using Google Translate or ask others like me for help. It is very difficult for her.

Yet she has no choice but to do so for her daughter Farah, almost sixteen now, who is autistic and has a kidney problem that - without treatment - makes her deficient in potassium, which, if it becomes too severe, can lead to cardiac arrest.

^ Farah spends most of her days like this now, feeling uncomfortable in her body, but not understanding why.

Farah's medication has become unavailable in Gaza, which has endangered her life and means she has to be treated in the hospital, which is costly and where they are running out of resources as well. Farah's case has now been referred to the WHO to be transferred abroad. If the opportunity for evacuation arises, we must make sure the funds are available!

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[howgalling]

bit of a random combo of transformers lol

[spiderbasil]

dadwallet: a condition in which you let your wallet fall apart and disintegrate without ever considering getting a new wallet

[rhube]

Is Tumblr aware of Count Binface, current hope for our nation?

Let me explain:

Grotesque fascist grifter, Nigel Farage, is the leader of Reform, the racist far right party he created because UKIP got what it wanted (Brexit) and it sucked.

Having tried and failed to be an MP many times (but somehow getting more screentime than any Liberal Democrat or Green politician), he finally succeeded in the last election because people were so overwhelmingly pissed off with the Conservatives, and many right-wing people saw Reform as the new Conservative Party; partly because it's full of rejects from the Conservative Party.

Speculation: he doesn't really want to be an MP, he wants to be a fascist grifter. He's annoyed by suggestions he do things like Be In His Constituency and Serve His Constituents.

He's recently been caught having accepted a VERY large amount of money from some unsavory people that he insists was a totally legitimate 'donation' and not breaking any rules.

Only it did break the rules and it's very clear that it did and things are in motion to hold him to account.

To avoid this, he has resigned as an MP, saying this is a protest at his treatment by the 'establisment' (he is a rich fascist grifter, but he likes to cosplay as a Man of the People). This has triggered a by-election, in which he is standing, with the hope that the people of his constituency will either elect him in a resounding win, indicating they don't care that he's corrupt (having not heard everything the investigation is uncovering), or someone from Labour or the Conservatives will win and he can swan off to America, free to grift again because of what the 'establishment' did to him.

Only, all the major political parties have agreed not to stand, stating openly that this is an obvious stunt and they won't legitimise it. So if he doesn't win, he can't say it was because he was too much of a rebel and the Establishment went against him, he'll just be a loser, which doesn't play too well with the right-wingers he wants to grift. And if he does get back in the investigation will go forward without any kind of 'mandate' from his constituency buoying him up.

But. There is another option.

COUNT BINFACE IS RUNNING.

Count Binface is part of the grand British tradition of joke candidates who stand as a protest option. They usually don't get enough votes to get their deposit back (which is supposed to deter unserious people) but they don't care, because DEMOCRACY.

Of course, Count Binface has never won, but it is hilarious to see a completely serious pathetic fascist concede defeat while standing next to a man with a bin on his head to whom they are democratically equal.

But if nobody else is standing. And if enough people in Clacton-on-Sea are finally cheesed off enough with Farage not doing anything for them, there is just a chance that one of the funniest things to ever happen in politics will happen.

Imagine. Imagine for just a moment that the Grotesque Fascist not only loses, but loses to Count Binface.

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[toasthaste-art]

me also. as well.

[devinellekurtz]

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[wing-locked]

☕️.

[mysteriousbeetle]

[ID: Chibi style art of Shadow Striker, Flamewar, and Slipstream from Transformers. Shadow Striker is standing with her arms crossed, Flamewar is gesturing excitedly and Slipstream is smirking with a speech bubble. The background is a purple gradient with little purple stars. /End ID.]