a search for normalcy

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[darkandstormydolls]

I was talking to my mom about John Green today and I mentioned that “he’s still on tumblr” and she asked why that would be weird and I said that no one is on tumblr these days, “except him and I guess me”

So

I don’t know what all of you guys are doing here, because clearly this website is occupied only by me and John Green

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.

[daggersoliloquy]

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

[animentality]

[animentality]

[beardedmrbean]

[spaghettihell]

Reblog to hug prev

Please

[peachfromcmbyn]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[dgeometric]

Every other site's algorithm: Here is an endless stream of content we have decided you might like. If you slip and forget to bookmark something, you will likely never encounter it again.

Tumblr's algorithm: Here is one post we have decided you WILL like. We are going to keep bringing it up, forever.

[welcome-to-the-shit-library]

extremely funny that Oliver spends the first 2 acts of iwwv like “I’m the most regular 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I’m the least attractive among these extraordinary talented people 🥺🥺 honestly I’m super unimpressive and meh” while the book establishes that the two most hottest people in the school want him So Bad it makes them look stupid

[creature-lala]

Worst vogue page ever.

[buttpoems]

[beemovieerotica]

[apchipip]

NOOOOO!!!

[via-the-ghoul]

Fic concept: the Batrogues are sick of the Joker’s shit and make a plan to kill him, but the plan is “Harley goes to kill the Joker and everyone else distracts the Bats with elaborate evil schemes so they don’t check up on the clowns and therefore stop Harley from killing the Joker”

Like yeah we probably should see what the Joker is currently doing BUT Poison Ivy is about to turn the mayor into a tree with a human face and also Scarecrow is making the staff of Arkham play Five Nights at Freddy’s in Real Life and also Two Face has tied two people to two different sides of a giant coin and is going to flip it and also the Penguin has unleashed a bunch of birds in the hospital and also Mr Freeze is going to freeze the bank and also the Riddler is forcing everyone at the Zoo to play a fucked up death game show and also Clayface is going to poison the water supply by putting little pieces of themself in the water supply and also

[molabuddy]

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

[creature-lala]

someone tagged my last post with “if peacock is his nickname for Ed, then what is it for other rogues”

The answer is it’s complicated. For Jon, at least.