no one is asking for this but i have to make my one million hours on ao3 mean something
the texture of memory: very very very good, read it i am so serious, completed
the anatomy of a bird heart in slow decay: a love story ft ghosts, grief, mothers and sons, and survival. completed
car wash redhead, tube top R.E.M. concert, juror #6: hollanov character study, power and love, i adore those freaks so much <3, completed
fall in love again and again: the classic tuna-melt groundhog day, with a house of leaves flavour, completed
Jessica: teenaged shane as seen through his relationship with his high school girlfriend, i love them both so unbearably much, completed
home economics: nhl lockout leads to hollanov living together in the situationship era-there's no way this could go wrong! completed
Route 96 Kanata: shane suffers a career ending injury before meeting ilya but where there's a will there's a tortured hollanov situationship nonetheless. full of fantastic ottawan idiosyncrasies. wip
World on Your Shoulders: what if shane had a queer rookie while deep in the midst of his "i'm not gay" era? hilarious shane characterization, this whole series is a dark comedy that i want to swallow whole, completed
adding a cut because this got so fucking long lmao
wunderkind: breathtaking look into yuna hollander's inner world but everyone really shines through wonderfully here (ilya my heart i love you so much), completed
always, sun: canon,,,,,,,divergence?? magical realism, gorgeous and vaguely terrifying, completed
I have only two emotions (careful fear and dead devotion): shane disappears from hockey post prospect cup and hollanov meets again much farther down the road, gorgeous tender slow burn, completed
nothing makes me feel as good: shane character study through jj's eyes, god im so obsessed with this crazy crazy man, completed
I. ONE LITTLE GOD FALLING OVER ANOTHER: the last year in boston, gorgeous format, peeling back the edges of the GC universe, wip
The Canadian Hot 100: incredibly tender series of married hollanov vignettes, wip
The Discipline Of It: The Eating Disorder Shane Fic, at least for me. such a realistic look into an ed and ocd tendencies. love this take on shane & yuna's relationship as well, completed
your presence has gone through me (like needle through a thread): ilya gets a family and i cry one million tears of joy, wip
we'll make a home on the cracks: journalist shane fights his way out of an ethics torment nexus and finds true love <3 cute hollanov & fun shane characterization, wip
frequently, secretly fond of each other: boston! shane, you know it you love it, wip
some pacific wind: race and language: a hollanov conversation on perception, completed
dark out and still thirty degrees: one of the only a/b/o fics i've ever enjoyed, the misogyny/discrimination feels very real, ft. wonderful trans shane journey!! completed
gens du pays: "Do you think you can love two people at once"? aka giving shane a second situationship with sasha nolastname. might not be everyones cup of tea because ilya hasn't entered the picture yet, but i've been thinking about it nonstop since reading. such a good sasha , wip
Plexiglass Box: what if hollanov met as teens in Moscow? (ilya x coach's son but it was shane the whole time), Excellent tension, completed, with wip sequel
one of your eyes is always half-shut (something happened when you were a kid): a wonderful take on alexei, Such a gut punch to read as an older sibling, completed
and he spoke the bridegroom fair: pre-tunamelt shane on marriage, gender, race, and being known. completed
Hello From Moscow, Goodbye from Montreal: canon divergence circa 2012 where ilya calls shane drunk one night, and keeps calling after that, equally funny and devastating, wip
i could have been somebody else: shane and rose post-breakup discovering things about themselves together, platonic soulmates2me, completed
waiting for the tides to change: sweet little hollanov-as-childhood-best-friends snapshot , completed
It had to be you, Wonderful you: transmasc ilya you are soooo dear to me, completed
Offside: coach/player forbidden hollanov but it's sweeter than you would expect. wip
Honey, you're familiar like my mirror years ago: climbing inside your soulmates body is a thing that is both normal to want and possible to have (ft. painful but warming version of shane's life post. career ending injury), wip
head and body to you: tortured self-destructive shane character study, toxic? situationship hollanov, canon-typical emotion development through the lens of sex, completed
the soviet montage: obviously already popular but i had to, cold-war era hollanov post. ilya's defection from the soviet union, completed
Home Ice Advantage: another boston! shane but diving more deeply into how being traded would impact the hockey of it all, very perfectionism torment nexus, completed (with wip sequel)
Blizost: what if you could climb inside your lover and share one body between two souls?, completed
Mama's Boy, Mama's Boy: shane hollander's journey if the whole time he was also haunted by his situationship's dead mom, fantastic irina characterization, completed
cracked plexiglass: canon rewrite that fleshes out a version of shane's pre-NHL hockey career that's more realistic to the actual environment of high level Canadian juniors, wip
i know where to draw the line: older captain shane and younger teammate ilya, super cute, completed
but what if I need you in my darkest hour? : our favorite hockey players plane crash Bad on the way to 2017 All Stars, painful in all the ways, completed
Just Enough of You: shane fills in for his identical twin during a photoshoot with ilya rozanov, and the consequences are disastrous. hilarious plot on top of an incredible twin tormet nexus. wip
other half: another twin! shane fic, but twin sister this time. incredibly endearing main oc and complicated hollander family dynamics. wip
The Eyes are Afraid: "accidental child aquisition in the sense that shane accidentally finds himself co-parenting ilya's little sister", wip
calcified and useless (should i try and do it?): my favorite shanebortion fic, completed
spartacus.: "Ilya Rozanov, what do you want? And how are you going to get it?", completed
lenticchie per capodanno: ilya makes a friend post-tunamelt #doublebeard, the torment is so good, wip
Moscow lost and found: 13 year old shane goes on an epic family reunion quest in moscow and meets ilya along the way, they are soooo sweet and young it makes my heart hurt, wip
the winners-verse: canon-divergent series exploring shane and ilya's relationship after the end of HR. obsessed with these versions of them, they both have serious teeth. completed
I'm Just Happy You Still Call: yuna character study as shane does a little growing up, completed
if you're scared of wolves: ilya in a time loop but it's a Decade Long, broke my brain, wip
thylacine: shane's introspection on his race and hockey, i shed actual tears at the end, completed
virtue theory: a truly excellent shane character study. nothing like a man to misuse stoicism! completed
gulf winds: shane & ilya coparenting alexei's niece when really they could use some extra time cooking themselves. but also maybe the coparenting is the self-parenting in the end. ft. a delightful female oc wip
oh well, I guess we're gonna find out!: shane and ilya together as the zombie apocalypse comes directly post-vegas. really good shanestruggle, completed
Electric Fan (Feel It Motherfuckers): "Ilya has one hour to wipe his existence from his boyfriends’ house": a closer look at the closet. i can't do the summary justice but know it made me cry a little. completed
the ghost of you: shane and ilya reunite 7 years after the tuna-melt debacle, as shane's divorce with rose is being processed. completed
the one hand rim-rocker: "Ilya Rozanov gets fisted". like the bottom!ilya thesis to me, and the sequel hits just as hard–so so hot. if you don't like no one's forcing you to read, i don't want to hear it! completed
Countdown to Connect: post. breakup with ilya and being outed, shane finds his footing after being traded to the centaurs. told through wyatt's pov with illuminating shane pov sequel. completed, sequel wip
when there's nothing left to burn: "In which Scott Hunter accepts a trade to Montreal, just as Shane Hollander is named captain." love the shane&scott dynamic here, and how beautifully grounded in montreal this work is. #bringcanadianaintoficmore2026. perhaps more scott-focused than the avg person scrolling my blog is into though just a heads up. wip
when you leave here: shane grapples with his juniors hockey experience in the wake of a former teammate opening up to the media. very we breed lions inspired. completed
falling into you: shane stays through the tuna-melt-debacle and he and ilya collapse into schrödingers boyfriends in the following months. completed ha collapse get it (yes ik its the other way around)
Lookout Kid: "Ilya inherits a surly grief-stricken nine year-old and has to figure out how to fit him into their lives." gorgeous and so real and hard as real things are. wip
Empty Net Goal: shortly after tuna-melt, a woman serves shane seeking "unspecified damages after the establishment of paternity". but–it's not what you think. great premise and i love the ecosystem around shane depicted here. wip
something in the movies: "Post-cottage. Shane gets into an disagreement with his mom."character study, completed
paper lanterns, one after another: "It occurs to Ilya that he doesn't belong here. But then, this is a necessary migration.", completed
good bones: "Yuna thinks that if her baby could talk, he would have a lot to tell her. Perhaps he already has opinions on her parenting." , shane growing up through yuna's eyes, completed
periphery : shane’s adventures through the dreams of the ones he loves and the ones he will love, wip
Biscuits In The Basket: “Shane Hollander learns there are both pros and cons to accidentally adopting a kitten with your situationship”, so sweet so hot i’m obsessed, completed
Future, In The Abstract: “Shane abso-fucking-lutely had not informed anybody on the Voyageurs staff that he was an omega or, what the fuck, given permission for them to make decisions about his contraceptive methods” the omega verse fic i’ve been searching for. completed
prairie madness: "The 2008 World Junior Hockey Championships are hosted in Regina, Saskatchewan, a place with absolutely fucking nothing to do. Ilya and Shane find themelves in each other's company, trying to pass the time.", completed
all sins' day: "In which the secret-keeping in the Hollander family is sort-of generational." really liked this yuna character study and the preceding svetlana one!, completed
precipice: in the aftermath of ilya's death, shane and svetlana finally get to meet. "(inspired by the tumblr post that says 'in a way grief sex is like having a threesome with a ghost')", completed
Game Day: "On June 24th, 2022, during game seven of the Stanley Cup finals, Ilya Rozanov takes a skate blade to the thigh and bleeds out on the ice. The next morning, Shane wakes up in his husband's arms. It's June 24th again, and Ilya is still alive. Now Shane just needs to figure out how to keep him that way." a excellent time loop fic, completed
a year safe in your heart: "The summer before Ilya joins the Centaurs, Shane wakes up nervous. It doesn't stop from there." the fic that inspired Game Day and put me in a fugue state at my morning shift. really really gripped me. completed
take it from the top of the morning: another time loop fic (i am nothing if not predictable) that traps shane within the day of the episode 4 club montage. currently a wip but reading just the first chapter as the complete piece is also a really great if not kind of grim experience
get gone: shane grapples with life in the public eye post "HEA", completed
Clean Sweep: "Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium." such an incredibly endearing ilya #myfiretruck of all time, completed
this year's wine: "When Boston realize Ilya wants out, they send him to the highest bidder. The highest bidder is LA." like everything from this authot, really really really good. completed
raise my heart rate: "Technically, Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander meet at a club. The gun shot wound is a bit of a mood-killer, but I'm sure they'll make it work." hockey player ilya x paramedic shane, very cute, much cheerier than this piece of the summary suggests, wip
Dance Yrself Clean: "Two summers, nine years apart, and the changes they bring." ilya on devotion, rlly good, completed
popadanets: "For his whole life, Shane has struggled to stay in one time and place. His moments fall like rain around him as he lives in the past, the present, and the future, all at once and then back again."
there are like millions more that i will add once i remember them
hate it when people call ada lovelace the first female programmer, when in reality she was the first programmer ever. she wrote programs for a machine before it was ever constructed
notice how they pause instead of all-out running? rat want grab-toss. they are playing a game! and pausing to make sure human has time to grab them and gently toss like the football!
This is the Luca Haas boyfriends masterpost which I will try my best to keep updated! Basically, this was born out of a desire to find out how many boyfriends we have invented for him.
This is likely not complete, and always a work in progress, as I've mostly based it on the Luca Haas/Original Male Character tag on ao3 but I've noticed a few being tagged different, so if you find any boyfriends not included, slide into my dms or comment on the post with their name, link and description! If your OC is in this list and I've gotten something wrong, please also dm me with how you'd like your boyfriend to be described!
Now, I have not read all of these fics, and this is not a fic rec post. The boyfriends are listed in alphabetical order. This is also not a post or space to critique people's OC's or fics, just to celebrate the hivemind creativity of what a fandom can do with a minor character with what, ten spoken lines? I hope this post inspires everyone to give all these fics and boyfriends some love <3
The criteria for the boyfriends (and non binary partners) of Luca Haas to be included are as follows:
Not a named character from the Game Changers universe (i.e. Young, LaPointe, Cliff, Hollanov, or even Theo the Mascot Guy);
They must interact in the fic at least once OR be a central point of discussion/plot and not be a one off mention;
They must be the main pairing involving Luca (for example, boyfriends he breaks up with to be with hollanov are not included)
Endgame relationships only (not because I don't like slut era Luca, but I am defining boyfriend as a loving, long-term relationship. This also means this list excludes any abusive fuckers who don't deserve the title of boyfriend. This also means some wip fics that are setting someone up to be Luca's boyfriend but it's not established yet might not be in this list just yet!)
They must have a name. I know there are a few fics that are set up for Luca to have an OC boyfriend, but the OC has not been introduced yet; I will add them to the list when they are named!
Let the boyfriend fest commence! (Under the keep reading because this is about to get LONG. I've tried my best to keep the little blurbs spoiler free! Heed the warnings and tags on each fic as you read!)
Luca Haas' Boyfriends
[last updated 19-7-2026]
Angelo Perez is a Filipino-Canadian youth MMA-fighter. Luca meets him at a summer event where they initially get off on the wrong foot, getting in a literal fistfight.
Fic: Melt Down (go for it, luca haas!) by CHEQMATE
Anton Mikhailov is Luca's teammate on the Centaurs. He's Russian, plays defense, and has the honour of being the very first boyfriend in the Luca Haas/Original Male Character tag.
Fic: it's a mirror by corsi.
Archie Lanes is a Korean-American actor and former k-pop idol, whose luggage gets mixed up with Luca's on the night before the draft.
Fic: Downbad Olympics [series] by KoalaTeaBL
Archie Simmons is a model, originally from Portland, who has never watched a hockey game before Luca waltzed into his life at a 30 under 30 charity event.
Fic: the secret society of stick handlers [series] by gurlsrool
Ash Holmberg is an artist struggling with depression. Also Holmberg's brother and on a mission to get the rookies to use anything but AXE and maybe clean the fridge every now and then.
Fic: Instant Family [series] by stabthroughme
Ashton Wiebe is a former figure skater and coach Wiebe's nephew, who quit figure skating, and now coaches kids and comes to the rink to sketch.
Fic: Melting the ice by HiroPride
Axel Anderson is a Swedish rookie on the Montreal Voyageurs, who comes out to assist in a search and rescue when Shane goes missing after a hike.
Fic: Quiet Ways to Disappear by swede_89
Ben is an accounting student at the University of Ottawa and an old friend of LaPointe. Him and Luca get freaky to the tune of Hollanov banging next door.
Fic: Voyeur by Babybuckybarnes
Blayne Stickner is the physical therapist for the Centaurs, and when we first meet him he is literally swept of his feet by Luca at a family skate.
Fic: every kiss, it gets a little sweeter [series] by rachelrae
Bryce Lakeland went first in the draft the same year Luca went second, and gets traded to the Centaurs. He's originally from Texas and a farmboy at heart.
Fic: Whenever You Smile by hyperfixated_2481
Cassiel Zaytsev is drafted first overall and winds up on the Centaurs with Luca, while the league wanted to set them up as rivals. He's part Russian and plays left wing.
Fic: Where the Ice Breaks by DitzyDizzles
Charlie is interning as a camera operator in Vancouver. Him and Luca have been in a long distance relationship for a few years already, and Luca wants to introduce him to the team.
Fic: You And Me Were Meant To Be In Love by hudsonasintheriver
Derek Briggs is an undrafted player from the Swedish Hockey League, playing his rookie season with the Centaurs, while in the background Shane sues the shit out of the league for firing him after he came out.
Fic: Everything they Say [series] by DistantStorm
Dmitry Kosyak is a Russian rookie, picked by the Montreal Metros to replace Shane Hollander after he is traded to Ottawa. He's also gay, idolizes Ilya, and for obvious reasons, is struggling to fit in in Montreal.
Fic: It Has Only Just Begun [series] by kittleimp
Evan Whittaker is an american figure skater, who used to go to the same school as Luca when they were kids. They reconnect at the 2026 Olympics.
Fic: love in the time of the winter olympics by msw23
Felix is a barista at a bookstore café in Ottawa. He's originally from Switzerland, and in Ottawa for university. Part of a larger series!
Fic: meeting the family by lottiewritess
Finn Bouchard is a Canadian figure skater and Olympian, practicing on the same ice as the Centaurs. He's also not afraid to go sliding into cute hockey boys dm's.
Fic: Divots and Hockey Stops by UndergroundFanfiction
Flynn McKinnon is an Irish singer-songwriter, who takes Luca on a date to the Greater Vancouver Zoo.
Fic: pre-marital hand-holding by confusionmeisss
Gabriel Savard plays defense for the Montreal Voyageurs after Shane is traded to Ottawa. He was drafted 42nd overall, from Saguenay and has a Shane Hollander poster above his bed.
Fic: Ottawa, Eventually by DrtLilRhoh
Genesis Lowe is a basketball player fro the Miami Knights. He journals and likes old jazz music.
Fic: Open Court by CheesyRomanceLover31919
Isaak Hale is the new digital content producer and graphic designer for the Ottawa Centaurs. He is also Luca's childhood friend from the UK.
Fic: The Centaurs Have a PR Problem (and I'ts Married) by Justaromanticfool
Isak Holmberg is Holmberg's twinbrother, studying a semester abroad at the University of Ottawa to be closer to his brother. A one night stand leads to something more.
Fic: Something about Ottawa [series] by sandstrand
Jack Winter is Luca's internet friend from childhood, when they bonded over Naruto, and later hollanov rpf and fanart. Fast forward, and they bond over yaoi manga, hollanov canon, and sex!
Fic: alternate hollanov wedding season [series] by needsunshine21
Jacob Wilmoth is the Centaur's newest rookie, born and raised in Toronto. He is a little awkward when it comes to flirting while trying to settle into his rookie year.
Fic: One step at a time by Bottle-Blonde
Jae is an artist, who looks a suspicious amount like Shane's more femme twin sibling (but it's not like that, Luca insists). They met Luca at an art class.
Fic: From the Net by Climbergirlio
James Anderson is a formula 1 driver for Red Bull. He has just won the Canadian Grand Prix, and decides to celebrate it; Luca decides to go to the same club.
Fic: The Finish Line Between Us by Turtle_doves
James Morris studies medicine, with the aim to become a pediatrics surgeon. He started dating Luca eight months ago when he gets added to the WAG chat.
Fic: The Shane and Ilya online universe [series] by Birdyflowerdog
Jay works at a grocery store called Farm Boy, where Luca is sent to pick up bananas for Ilya. He's also a computer science student working on his capstone project!
Fic: birds of a feather, we should stick together [series] by writinginasnowglobe
Jonah Young is Marcus Young's (Luca's teammate) gay twin brother. He's a graphic designer, and also designated himself Luca's 'fairy gay godfather' after running into him being utterly lost at a notorious queer club.
Fic: The Birds, The Bees and Baby Luca Haas by Poppyseed_96
Jonas is Luca's childhood friend from Switzerland; they played hockey together as kids. Shane was his favourite player growing up, but he's had a crush on Luca since forever.
Fic: flickflauder by Just_nessie
Jonas Nilsson is a Swedish goalie and Luca's teammate on the Centaurs. He's one of the best goalies in the league, and is in an established relationship with Luca.
Fic: "Summer At The Cottage" Group Chat by Biscuit
Jules is a vetinary med student from Germany, studying in Vienna. Their mom is friends with Luca's mom, which is how they met Luca.
Fic: WHO'S THAT by EspeciallyInTherapy
Kamon Wang is an intern physical therapist at the Centaurs. He's studying physiotherapy and kinesiology at the University of Ottawa and wants to work in sports medicine.
Fic: Unrivaled (Until Proven Otherwise) by itsjustmimi, Smellythebeans
Leandros Kazantzidis is a professional basketball player in the NBA, 7ft tall, and described as "generational pull" by Chouiniard
Fic: Hot Rookie Summer by Current34
Leo is Luca's mysterious secret boyfriend who comes over to take care of Luca when he's ill.
Fic: Baby Haas by rhys_rites
Leo is a firefighter, who not only literally runs into Luca on a run, but also saves Luca's kitchen from burning down.
Fic: bringer of light by ofmonticello
Leo Zicari is Luca's rival (and friend) and plays for the Boston Bears. He's also a big comic nerd, Italian, has tattoos and keeps calling luca 'amo'.
Fic: home is wherever i'm with you [series] by writinginasnowglobe
Liam has a difficult relationship with his family, which only gets worse when they find out about him dating Luca.
Fic: Everywhere, Everything (All at Once) [series] by UpsidedownWaffles
Linh works at a local diner that Luca frequents, but dreams of opening his own Vietnamese restaurant.
Fic: Heat Check by Aj_777
Mack Leota is Luca's neighbour and a baker/pastry chef, who also works for a food magazine as recipe tester and occasional interview host. He is originally from Samoa but moved to Georgia as a kid, has a bunch of tattoos and is very tall with Arm tm.
Fic: Team Players by fatow1sdotjpeg
Mads, also known as ilyasleftcheek, is Luca's tumblr mutual and fellow Hollanov shipper. He named himself after Mads Mikkelsen and studies at McGill.
Fic: #TheOttawaConspiracy by Cymbidia
Marcus is Luca's neighbour, who just moved into the apartment across the hall from him.
Fic: Sparks in the Air by runa_cosplay
Mason Campbell is a semi-famous twitch streamer from Ottawa, mostly known for maxing the shit out of the Centaurs in Chell. Luca guests on one of his streams and breaks a chair.
Fic: My Kink is Karma by Amazinggrace0 (specifically chapter 4, but this whole fic is great!)
Matthew Vasquez is an American Olympic swimming prodigy and medallist, extravert extraordinaire, who decides to win Luca over with a really cheesy pick up line about a polarbear (and somehow it works)
Fic: Haasy Falls in Love by JustSunny49
Mattia Pieren is projected to go first overall at the draft. He's Swiss and used to play for Luca's junior hockey's rival team.
Fic: love me, baby (always) by ish_the_fish
Matty Zarzecki is the backup goalie for the New York Admirals. It's his rookie season, he likes fashion, has a lot of tattoos, and he's a potter (as in, he does pottery for a hobby)
Fic: Roster Building by Current34
Michael Russo is a baker who owns his own bakery in Ottawa. He's described as a bear, and has a full beard and strong forearms, and is an absolute sweetheart.
Fic: My Long Game by MirandaRights2481
Michel is a sportsreporter for the Ottawa Sun who's always there for Centaurs media, and also Luca's new neighbour.
Fic: LucaOc [series] by Raverin2
Mikael Keller is a photographer from Switzerland, and Luca's highschool sweetheart.
Fic: Luca Haas finds love by WhoSpnLockAvengersx
Mike Curtis is the Centaurs new rookie and plays as center on a line with Luca. He's from England, and has all the confidence that Luca lacks.
Fic: Hangovers and first love by WolfBearGoose
Mikhail Andreyev is the Centaurs new Russian rookie, fresh from the KHL, who is still adjusting to a new country and team culture.
Fic: the long ride home by lavenderlattes06
Miko Tuulos is a photographer from FInland, who starts a job with the Centaurs as their on-ice photographer.
Fic: Big Star by Eli_pixel
Milo O'Brain is originally from Ireland and owns a music shop in Ottawa.
Fic: The music shop by Abigay12334
Nathan is a tall, strong, and handsome firefighter and rescue engineering student who gets brought to a Centaurs houseparty.
Fic: The Audacity of Luca Haas to bring his Boyfriend to a Party by Lexi_Leckstar
Noah Santos is a Canadian olympic gymnast (and gold medalist!) and one of the sweetest most supportive dudes in this list
Fic: Second Best Part of Summer by jilyworld
Oliver is a pre-med student and Luca's situationship. At the same time, Laurent Meriguet enters Luca's life. Meri is the second line center for the Admirals.
Fic: anon heated rivalry fics [series] by Anonymous
Oliver is an urban fantasy author and Luca's fiance. He has a bunch of piercings and tattoos with details from his books.
Fic: Golden Boy by Author_By_Many_Names
Oliver Eves is a barista at a café Luca frequents. He also is the starting pitcher on his baseball team.
Fic: megaphone to my chest by musicboxexe
Oliver is a friend of Harris, and they do trivia together at a gay bar sometimes. He's a literature student at university and works at a pet store. He also has a twin sister named Ava.
Fic: You're gonna be the one that saves me by Jaaavikun
Puck Staring is an art student at Ottawa University. He named himself after Midsummer Night's Dream, and traded a drawing of Luca (as a meme) for a puck.
Fic: puckbunny [series] by beancove
Rafael Pasini is originally from Brazil and played for Boston University and later the Bears. He gets traded to the Centaurs. Before all that, he also played with Luca before either of them got drafted.
Fic: Power Play by knightoflowers
Riccardo is a librarian. He is originally from Italy and runs a bookclub at his library.
Fic: Everything will be alright by Hipporo
Riley Wood is a journalist for Sports Daily, hoping to publish his novel. He's writing a piece on Shane and Ilya's relationship and the Centaurs.
Fic: Take a Chance by give_me_a_croissant
Sal is a social work student in New Jersey, and Luca's best friend's best friend from childhood. In the words of Hayden Pike: "He was a guy with a bad haircut, septum piercing and a wry sense of humor."
Fic: win conditions [series] by Vee (Specifically All Our Little Victories (and Losses) and What Distance Makes.)
Sam Johnson is the Green Knight at Medieval Times Toronto. He is named after a hobbit, has 4 siblings, and gives Luca his favour after a show.
Fic: where is your rider by beancove.
Sebastian is Luca's childhood best friend. They drifted apart when Luca got drafted, and he's currently a photography student at Columbia.
Fic: Model Player by shipskicksandgiggles
Sebastian Rambeau, or Bastien, is a forward for the New York Admirals. He's originally from France but grew up in Quebec, and was also drafted second overall.
Fic: The Noise He Makes by 221BBakerStrt
Theo Torres plays for the New Jersey Angels. He's slept with Luca's twin sister and then with Luca also, and has a very complicated relationship with his family.
Fic: A Nice Young Man by eunoise
Thomas Campbell is the new goalie on the Centaurs after the previous second goalie retired. He's American, from Missouri, and joining the Centaurs just after his 21st birthday.
Fic: Shoot your shot (on goal) by JohnTheDork
Thomas Loeffer is a skiier from Switzerland, but played hockey with Luca on Switzerland's U18 team before switching to ski cross. They get shipped on tumblr but they're literally already dating.
Fic: Luca Haas, Tumblrina by adevyish
Tobias is a doctor at the hospital Ilya is treated at for a concussion. (Ilya naturally takes credit for setting them up)
Fic: Passwords and Mimosas by hoveringcat9
Tony is a student, who met Luca at a bar. Shortly after they start dating, someone threatens to leak a photo of them kissing to the press.
Fic: I don't understand What destiniy's planned by Dory_thewritingfish
Tony O'Donnell plays for the New York Admirals AHL affiliate, and gets called up the day before a game against the Centaurs. After the game, he goes to the Kingfisher.
Fic: Absolute Beginners by tornyourdress
Ty is Shane's ex. He's Canadian and doesn't really follow sports. Him and Shane stay friends after Shane breaks it off, and he meets Luca through his friendship with Ilya and Shane.
Fic: Possibilities by thegirlinashoe
Vik, also known as Zamboni or Bonii (or Bones), is Luca's partner. They met Luca on hockey twitter as teenagers, and they've been dating for a while at the moment of the plane incident.
Fic: Jane & The Plane Universe [series] by laolafi
Yannick Adler is a german actor and Luca's childhood friend (and also boyfriend). They reconnect after a chance encounter, and promptly cause a minor sex-scandal.
Fic: team dads hollanov [series] by Marmeladeskies
Yuri Savitsky was traded from the Minnesota Nomads to the Ottawa Centaurs. He's trying to find his footing in North America and leaving his past in Russia behind him, and makes quick friends with Luca.
Fic: However Scary by Overwired
Zai is a figure skater practicing at the same rink Luca goes to to get some extra practice in.
FIc: Under the Glow of the Arena by inexplicablybound
Not only was this list lowkey hilarious to read in one go, but it's also basically a huge rec post for Luca fics! I've added about 10 to my read later list, and it was fun spotting the fics I've already read :3
im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting
its true though sex scenes are bad and you only are defending them cuz you wont question that men put their fetishes into everything. movies by women literally just dont have sex scenes and if rhey do its not gratuitous and lasts two seconds or its played for comedy . Fuck you and your dinners idc bro
Sometimes you are searching “snake hollander” to see the Spaghetti-verse beyond the people you follow and are reminded Hudson Williams has a snake tattoo, the siren is calling me to play in the sandbox.
Anyways, post TLG maybe once his series on the Centaurs socials gets some good feedback Shane does start looking into getting Spaghetti tattooed on his body (i know spaghetti is the first immortal corn snake), so Spaghetti is always with him. It is actually quite an involved process for Shane he goes to multiple artists (he loves Luca’s art but he just could not capture Shane’s dear friend/son in all his glory) , gets multiple sketches but nothing fits his vision or expresses the weight/importance that a friend like Spaghetti has had on Shane’s life.
When Shane brings it up in a video (not even one of his snake videos it is a “Get to know the lineup” type video for the start of the season and everyone is answering random questions and they are asked what their dream tattoo would be), his DMs are flooded with people who want to tattoo “The Shane Hollander”. However, he does get some great recommendations from the fans of his snake videos so of course Harris convinces him that maybe the people would like to come along for the ride.
The video(s) includes meeting the artist, the sketching process, them going through different placements, and of course Shane sitting like a stone statue for the tattoo. They do bring Spaghetti for the tattoo cause the little noodle is the true star of the series but Ilya has to hold Spaghetti/keep him in the traveling tank (don’t know if they exist honestly Shane is rich enough and dedicated enough to get some guy to make it) the whole time. The final instagram post is the healed tattoo and Spaghetti covering the tattoo perfectly cause obviously it is life size and how Spaghetti prefers to wrap around Shane.
Ilya is conflicted about the tattoo mainly cause he thinks it is so hot that Shane has a tattoo (and sat like a tank) but that is Spaghetti his adopted son who he loves and cares for but kinda creeps him out.
I think it'd be really funny if Luca had, like, a sort of intimidating boyfriend. Like, a 25 year old tattooed metalhead with a resting bitchface and a krallice shirt. He may or may not pick Luca up from a practice on a motorcycle. The rookies are sort of scared to talk to him. Ilya is fighting the urge to ask him what his intentions are with luca. Harris is the only one who chats with him because a case of RBF has never stopped him before.
All the metal heads I know (including my dad, his friends, some of my friends, and myself to a degree) are the loveliest sweetest people you could meet, but I feel like a lot of jock-type people would absolutely find them scary and intimidating, especially if they had a killer resting bitch face and didn't talk much lolll, so Luca and this guy would be so cute together but Luca's teammates would be soo wary of the guy for literally no reason
Sweden, Finland and other Nordic countries are actually really well known for their metal music as well, especially black metal, so this dude would totally be Finnish or Norwegian or something
Truly-you see the vision. He’d be a total sweetie pie who is wrapped around Luca’s finger and also looks like he would scare small children on the street. Luca takes him to a show and watches him go ham in the pit and then kisses his bloody lip after.
look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.
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I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner
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