Hello I am me

I'm just here for a good time

[obsolete-borger]

[countably-infinite-rats]

[deadeyedfae]

Jax would a 100 million percent listen to Transfem Rage Music. shes just like me for real!

[deadeyedfae]

If anyone wants I have a playlist called TRANSFEM TRASH V2 on YouTube that's public, it's not ALL rage music but a good chunk of it is and I could defo see her listening to a good 90% of this

[halondrus]

[suddybud]

So i beat leaf green the other night

And unfortunately my hall of fame data got corrupted but here's my team anyways

[avielsusej]

Bowsette gives you a friendly reminder

[gothfoxgirlboy]

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

[gothfoxgirlboy]

This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.

[gothfoxgirlboy]

Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything

[jean-jackit]

wrong ♡

chain lightning

[gothfoxgirlboy]

You're really gonna try chain lightning with a tongue in your mouth? You think that won't end horribly? You think you have more HP than me?

[birlinterrupted]

I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

[happilyeveraftereveryday]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE READ ALL DAY

[elzebrook]

well this was a wild ride from start to finish

[when-it-rains-it-snows]

I knew before I googled that this was gonna be California and I was Not disappointed. The horse is TA Jullyens Lillyanna, she is an exceptionally fancy purebred Arabian.

https://www.varianarabians.com/recent-sales/ta-jullyens-lillyanna.html

Her price tag was $Car. $20k if I had to guess.

And the real kicker?

The revealed gender was wrong. #youhadonejob

you cannot make this shit up; horse people are, truly, Just Like That.

[cherrispryte]

I AM SCREAMING

[lake-lady]

Slutty wizard. Whorelock, if you will

[userfish]

hey so I’m talking with my wife and I just realized she’s never felt an earthquake so uh

have you ever felt an earthquake

yes

no

Voting ended onFeb 24

and pls reblog i need to know!!!!!!!

[bearsockz]

Maybe I should grow up

[orcbara]

i know most leftists agree that everybody should have a right to food, water, shelter, and healthcare but i think a vitally important fifth pillar is privacy. people should not be compelled to be tracked, monitored, or to share personal space with others to access their other essential rights

[lyinginbedmon]

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" is and always has been fascist rhetoric everyone.

[doomhamster]

To paraphrase the late, great Sir Terry Pratchett... the innocent have a great deal to fear. Mostly from the kind of people who use the phrase "the innocent have nothing to fear".

[aureateplinko]

Holy fucking shit y'all.

[kenziecore]

ok but

[crystal-rebellion]

Have some samples from the comments - 10/10 would recommend browsing them.

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[bi-polarbear]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2026

[thenatsdorf]

Itchy snoot. 

[softsaryn]

[headspace-hotel]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-official-goose-god]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[regnbagshaj]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-rodgulhaj]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[betamash]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[cee4bugza]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[flowtatoexd]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[goobleflop]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[korvax404]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[cr0w1zd3d]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[silly-fi5h]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[thatglitchfan]

HE DIRT IS BROKEN:(

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[byrdiboo]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[skyporf]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[community-notes-real]

Readers Added Context:

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[a-rat-with-internet-accesses]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[suddybud]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[arielluva]

"OR WOMEN IN GENERAL"???? HELLO

[sailatina3]

Reblog to bully people who don't like female characters or women in general off the internet.

[ikeepseeingghosts]

If anyone is more interested in the work behind the Gävle goat there is apparently a documentary here, mostly in swedish, but what I found most charming is that you can climb into the goat through a door in it's behind.

And if you ever wondered: yes, according to rumors a couple have fucked in the Gävle goat. In 1966 in fact, the first year it was up and before any kind of arson. I don't know why they threw that into the documentary but this goat has layers is all I'm saying.

Uppdate: The link seems dead, here is a drive link with the documentary, now with both swedish and english subtitles :)

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Like for the goat to burn. Reblog for people to fuck inside the goat.

Hopefully not at the same time.

[the-haiku-bot]

Like for the goat to

burn. Reblog for people to

fuck inside the goat.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[kiiouex-art]

been playing time stranger, so i've been in the mood to draw rookies again (+ deramon but he's rookie shaped haha)