Hoosteenay @sugoi-as-hell - Tumblr Blog

*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it

en-futubandera

homofied

Who’s the gay that made a glory hole arcade game??? I just wanna talk.

thickness-protection-program

You ain’t a real gamer if you ain’t playing Yank That Plank

theehorsepusssy

homeboygirl

sorry lesbians but this has to be the horniest dungeon meshi panel ive ever seen

nicostiel

#The holy trinity of queer agony

mitsumemustim2

Tried to be nice just once.

How I usually draw them:

charcubed

Christmas song parodies -> 365 12 days of Tumblr

heritageposts

date of origin: 17th of december, 2012.

the-haiku-bot

date of origin:

17th of december,

2012.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

afeelgoodblog

teathattast

we slidin

urbanfantasyinspiration

At that point he’s a passenger too

luulapants

Happy we slidin season to all who observe

asleepinawell

me wearily opening twitter: please show me just one nice thing for once

twitter: baldur's gate 3 lets you fuck a bear

me: you know what? good enough

lillies-for-the-living

you know for context initially you weren’t able to fuck the bear but people were so horny over the druid npc (who for context in his normal form is an unreasonably jacked and friendly elf) that the studio threw up its hands and said “fuck it you all are calling him a bear let’s make it legit” and then they showed the vampire twink character getting fucked by the bear on stream and got banned. there’s also a toe sucking scene in the game that they used for promotional material. it’s also got some of the best character writing and encounter design in any RPG I’ve ever played.

asleepinawell