Suhmmer127

Johnny biased | Johnmark supremacist | he/him

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Lucas: *yelling down the hallway* BAAA!

Kun: What the hell is he doing?

Yangyang: he lost his glasses so he’s using echolocation

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Jaemin: *reading a book*

Renjun: What the hell are you doing?

Jaemin: reading is good for the soul, don’t you know?

Renjun: you’re literally holding the book upside down

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Jisung: What does ‘take out’ mean?

Chenle: Food

Jeno: Dating

Jaemin: Murder

Renjun: It can mean all three if you aren’t a coward

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Yangyang: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though

Kun: You better stop

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Xiaojun: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Hendery: Yes!

Xiaojun: At what temperature?

Hendery: 535

Xiaojun: Hendery that’s the clock

Hendery:

Xiaojun:

Hendery: 536

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Taeyong: Violence isn’t the answer

Yuta: You’re right

Taeyong: *sighs in relief*

Yuta: Violence is the question!

Taeyong: Wha-

Yuta: And the answer is yes! *sprints towards Haechan’s room*

Taeyong: YUTA NO-

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Johnny: Hyuck are you almost finished making dinner Taeyong is going to be home in-

Haechan, running a turkey under hot water: *sobs* Y- Yeah

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Jeno: *runs into a wall screaming*

Shotaro: Um what was that

Jisung hiding under a rug: Don't worry it's just the 5pm jitters

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Jaemin: *honks*

Renjun: What the FUCK

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Renjun: *running down the hallway*

Johnny, Sungchan and Lucas: *standing in the middle of the hallway*

Renjun: *bumps into them*

Renjun: Well it seems I have reached an impasse

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Yangyang: Guys guess what I grew an inch!

Ten: Wow you're so fucking cool

Yangyang: I actually feel so tall I'm so happy

Xiaojun: *rolls eyes* get over yourself

Sungchan + Johnny: *walk by*

Yangyang: Remember when I said I wanted to be in NCT? I never said that

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Mark: *swings at Ten*

Ten: *lunges at Mark* He's MINE

Jaehyun to Johnny: What are they doing-

Johnny: You never know with bottoms

Jaehyun: They're fighting over you again aren't they

Johnny: Me? NEVER

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Taeyong: Guys Dream challenged us to a water fight

Yuta: I'm in

Yuta: Just waiting for the water to boil

Taeyong: What-

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Ten: I have decided that I'm going to start charging you all for my presence

Hendery: I'll give you a used plastic straw, take it or leave it

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Mark: If WayV get to have pets why don't we? I mean, we're responsible enough right?

Jaemin: Yeah what the hell is this, I'm going to ask managment right n-

Kun: You guys haven't fed Jeno in 3 days and lost Chenle twice, some battles, you just can't win

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Shotaro: *walks into the Dream dorm*

Renjun: *beating the shit out of Chenle*

Jaemin: *committing arson in the kitchen*

Jisung: *hiding under the table*

Jeno: *crying*

Shotaro: I- uh... I was never here