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[cannibalchicken]

[fakehistory]

The Catholic Church excommunicates Galileo Galilei (c. 1633, colorized)

[warandpeas]

Slutty Witch

[castlewyvern]

Teen Titans Go! vol 2 #36 (2016).

[rosaisla]

It has come to a full circle

[obviousplant]

Muppet Screams

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

DM:  “The orc captain fires his bow, and…that’s a hit.  And he rushes, and…hit.  And, bonus move, and…oh jeez that’s a *big* hit.  I’m sorry, man.”

Player, sadly pulling out a fresh character sheet:   “Eh, it’s alright.  I guess in the next act y'all are gonna meet Boromir’s brother Faramir.”

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I just lost six followers

[neonprotagonist]

a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.

[merelybeing]

LMAO yessss, kate harrison!!!

“SHE’S A LESBIAN. MY BAD!”

[gbcgraphics]

idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

[aced-in-life]

waking up by myself:

when someone dares to wake me:

[lord-kitschener]

[thedreadpiratecam]

Why he light skinned?

[yourladyindank]

Because Martin Luther was white and German.

[fancynewaddress]

did…

did someone confuse Luther with Jesus omg

[lookwhathappenedtomack]

I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King

[lets-talk-about-sects]

Oh no

[the-golden-ghost]

I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.

[twofacetoo]

At that point it’s your own damn fault for making that kind of mistake

[janiedean]

but why is martin luther the fastest sold playmobil figurine

[mervley]

weirdest thing about videogames is finding new clothing/armor for your character on dead NPCs like “its such a shame greg died but thank god his pants are just my size”

[entonnoir]

It’s such a shame this spider died. Good thing he was carrying pants, a helmet, and a sword.

[cactusrabbit-deactivated2019120]

“This wolf had five dollars!”

[spark-circuit]

god, I love the Delicate Flower. the way it just *fist clenches*

*looks at hand* oh.

[heckifiknowcomics]

hang in there buddy.

[web-wrecker]

He?

[politiho]

[starrybat]

I don’t think we have appreciated this exchange enough

[browsedankmemes]

Only the worthy

[nazarbabe]

Yes

[vintar]

i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal

[argumate]

oops

[languageoclock]

do you not sing this in other countries?!?!??

[stele3]

NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.