Sulphur Spotted

Maulgrin, hi [VtM RP Blog]

[sulphur-spotted]

[OOC/About] WIP.

About Maul:

An enthusiastic Gargoyle Ancilla of the █th generation.

Merits: Huge Size, Eat Food

Flaws: No indoor voice whatsoever.

Other Information:

Timezone is GMT / Mun is in the UK

Asks, unprompted interactions and @’s are welcome- Even if we haven’t done anything prior, or are not mutual followers (I do not follow every muse's blog, but that's largely only in order to keep my dash a manageable length.)

Casual / Lighthearted / Serious RP, all welcome, I don’t have a strict preference.

Indie OC and non-VTM character interaction welcome.

Other blogs:

@grandpa-dragon (Your Grandpa! Ancient Tzimisce Koldun)

@beloved-menagerie (Blog for all of Grandpa’s ghouls)

@serendumbity (Mage and general horrible little creature)

@hookteeth (Main blog, not a rp blog, will follow from this one)

Closing Notes:

[swedebeast]

[thecaskofamontillado]

it was an ad for these sunglasses, that was their slogan :)

[argumate]

there's no way to sugarcoat this: if you want to be good at bouldering you have to learn how to fuck the wall

[laceration-d0ll]

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

_-#(#)@/($_+$()@)@)#)

[thesleepytimes]

It’s so good

[adamsmasher]

[plaid-dragon]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

showing up to work at costco wearing a t shirt that says KILL THE ENEMY and stone faced telling the manager that if our foes try anything tonight I will break them

[memewhore]

[woman-becomer]

eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

[platter-o-teeth-deactivated2025]

(sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH)

[woman-becomer]

this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post

[axolotine]

concrete is just gargoyle milk

[vintage-tigre]

Dinosaur Comes to Town illustrated by Art Seiden, 1963

[a-book-of-creatures]

his greed sickens me

[laceration-d0ll]

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

[antennafarm]

Visit Original Link

[i-am-a-fish]

If you have any dirty dishes in your room can you please just eat one of them? just one dish. you'll feel so much better. eat your ceramics

[389]

by Jump Jirakaweeku

[sinnnnndiesel]

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

[duckdotcom]

(mob boss voice) so here's the deal, see. you's gonna go home and get a gooood night's sleep, see? and you's gonna have sweet dreams and a reaaal nice rest. reaaal nice. max here will tuck you in *i motion to the thuggish goon behind me and he approaches you with a warm glass of milk held gingerly in his enormous hand*

[woman-becomer]

eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

[platter-o-teeth-deactivated2025]

(sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH)

[woman-becomer]

this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post